# I fail. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 3, 2009, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712 "2009-06-03T12:38:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/21 "2009-06-03T13:23:21Z")
courtesy flushes are over rated, battle shits is a better approach ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/22 "2009-06-03T13:45:34Z")
^ agreed. ---
**Author:** ![oneslowdsm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@oneslowdsm](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowdsm)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/23 "2009-06-03T13:52:00Z")
> [@travisn](#): > > courtesy flushes are over rated, > > battle shits is a better approach Totally agree. There is nothing better then a game of battleshits early in the morning with a co-worker, it really wakes you up! ---
**Author:** ![frost12850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@frost12850](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/frost12850)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/24 "2009-06-03T14:36:06Z")
This thread is awesome… definitely got a good laugh outta it ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/25 "2009-06-03T15:02:38Z")
> [@fbrendan](#): > > Don’t be ashamed. > > ![http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q173/austinsill/Everybody_poops.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/d/4defc960c06071739e875ff9da12586b940229bb.jpeg) apples don’t poop. how fucking stupid. ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/26 "2009-06-03T15:09:47Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > apples don’t poop. > > how fucking stupid. no, but everyone poops apples. not literally but they gotta come out somewhere ya know. ---
**Author:** ![jimbo13kaz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimbo13kaz/32/5117_2.png) [@jimbo13kaz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jimbo13kaz)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/27 "2009-06-03T22:44:48Z")
haha thats great lol anyone else hate those automatic flushing mofo’s that go off when you move even a little? ---
**Author:** ![suppressive\_fire](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/suppressive_fire/32/5116_2.png) [@suppressive\_fire](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/suppressive_fire)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/28 "2009-06-03T23:06:49Z")
> [@Daddie](#): > > “YO DAWG, WE HEARD YOU LIKED TO PEE SO WE MADE YOU PEE OUT OF YOUR BUTT WHILE YOU WERE PEEING, SO YOU CAN PEE WHILE YOU PEE!!” /Body doing Xhibit impression lol ---
**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/29 "2009-06-04T00:37:00Z")
I could not stop laughing, i showed my girl friend and she couldn’t stop laughing! best thread ever! ---
**Author:** ![somedude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/30 "2009-06-04T05:21:08Z")
> PS. It is a well known fact that stall 1 has the weakest and quietest flush out of all the stalls. **Stall 4 sucks the fucking asscrack hairs out of your crack.** Stall 1 is like, a level 1 white water rafting trip. that is what I need in my house. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/31 "2009-06-04T05:38:28Z")
omg I love your stories lmfao ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/32 "2009-06-04T06:01:29Z")
Uggh. Don’t ever come to Praxair. The fucking bathrooms are like a goddam sound booth for your ass. I’m so glad I don’t sit within 20 feet of the bathroom anymore. The post-lunch symphony was gross. ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/33 "2009-06-04T06:21:56Z")
🙂 At least your office has gaskets on the wall. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/34 "2009-06-04T06:28:40Z")
:lol: With every crap that you take, ask yourself, “Is this good for the company?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/35 "2009-06-04T16:47:38Z")
I fucking lolled. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/36 "2009-06-04T17:17:56Z")
[quote=“drvnkd,post:33,topic:68712"”] 🙂 At least your office has gaskets on the wall. [/quote] how do you get a good grip with a gasket? cmon man up… ---
**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/37 "2009-06-04T21:07:14Z")
i lol’d but not as funny as the all you can eat beef stroganof story ---
**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712/38 "2009-06-05T05:08:21Z")
> [@travisn](#): > > how do you get a good grip with a gasket? cmon man up… My bodyweight is more than enough to provide proper torque. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fail/68712.md?page=1)