# I found this on craiglist LOL !!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 21, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459 "2005-08-21T18:06:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/1 "2005-08-21T18:06:29Z")

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Angry housewife seeks revenge - w4mw - 34

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Reply to: [anon-92398042@craigslist.org](mailto:anon-92398042@craigslist.org)  
Date: 2005-08-21, 12:15AM EDT

I would like 500 flyers to be distributed in my husbands mistress’ neighborhood. The person taking on this challenge will like an adventure and be comfortable outside of his/her comfort zone. I would like these flyers in her neighborhood stores, schools and anywhere else she will have to face them. The flyer will have her personal information on them and will be very truthful in what they state. I’m fed up with this woman and my husband both and there’s more than one way to skin a rat! She lives on Lemington Avenue and although I don’t live in the area I hear that it’s in the heart of the ghetto. Any interested party please let me know your fee and when you are available (I need it done on September 1, 2 or 3). Let me know!

this is in or around Pittsburgh, PA

no – it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

92398042

:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/2 "2005-08-21T18:19:55Z")

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You going to apply?

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/3 "2005-08-21T18:27:13Z")

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I thought about it 🤣

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/4 "2005-08-22T06:52:02Z")

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> [@Rustang JIM](#):
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> I thought about it 🤣

pittspeed flyer passout meet?

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**Author:** ![Storamin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Storamin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Storamin)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/5 "2005-08-22T07:03:48Z")

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Lemington Avenue is the ghetto huh?

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 8:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/6 "2005-08-22T08:03:26Z")

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> [@Storamin](#):
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> Lemington Avenue is the ghetto huh?

ya big time

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**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/7 "2005-08-22T08:06:38Z")

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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

I wanna see the flyer! 😃

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**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/8 "2005-08-22T08:38:08Z")

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> [@Storamin](#):
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> Lemington Avenue is the ghetto huh?

that neighborhood is fucked up… like most pittsburgh neighborhoods, you can start in a nice neighborhood and end up in the ghetto with one wrong turn and 100yards… ie, shadyside-eastlib…sq hill-ptbreeze/wilkensburg… highlandpark-everything around highland park :down:

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/9 "2005-08-22T09:02:38Z")

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I am not afraid of the ghetto. It does not scare me. What’s the worst anyone is really gonna do to you?

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 9:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/10 "2005-08-22T09:05:38Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> I am not afraid of the ghetto. It does not scare me. What’s the worst anyone is really gonna do to you?

kill you

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/11 "2005-08-22T09:08:58Z")

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> [@slowcamaro](#):
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> kill you

:greddy:

With what? Guns and knives?

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/12 "2005-08-22T09:17:39Z")

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> [@Darkstar](#):
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> :greddy:
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> With what? Guns and knives?

no. sticks and stones. They’ll break your bones!

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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/13 "2005-08-22T09:35:20Z")

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Yes, they will kill you with guns and knives. Where do you live? I live in Highland Park. It’s not surrounded by the ghetto anymore, now, Highland Park IS the fucking ghetto.

Once I caught some shithead trying to steal my wife’s car. When I approached him, he came at me with a big knife and probably would’ve hurt me if I wouldn’t have let him see the 2" .357 I was carrying (yes, I am licensed to carry).

Another time I was tighting down my nitrous straps in my trunk when I heard something behind me, and spun around to see a crackhead trying to sneak up on me in my driveway…

Then there was time my buddy and I were having a beer outside and got to hear a shooting happen on my block…one guy was murdered, dead on the scene.

These are just a few examples of the violent stuff. Christ, the sheer amount of crime/scummery I’ve seen in the five years I’ve lived is insane.

Morningside, right to the North of Highland Park, is actually a pretty nice neighborhood still.

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/14 "2005-08-22T09:48:13Z")

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> [@Swarzkopf](#):
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> Yes, they will kill you with guns and knives. Where do you live? I live in Highland Park. It’s not surrounded by the ghetto anymore, now, Highland Park IS the fucking ghetto.
> 
> Once I caught some shithead trying to steal my wife’s car. When I approached him, he came at me with a big knife and probably would’ve hurt me if I wouldn’t have let him see the 2" .357 I was carrying (yes, I am licensed to carry).
> 
> Another time I was tighting down my nitrous straps in my trunk when I heard something behind me, and spun around to see a crackhead trying to sneak up on me in my driveway…
> 
> Then there was time my buddy and I were having a beer outside and got to hear a shooting happen on my block…one guy was murdered, dead on the scene.
> 
> These are just a few examples of the violent stuff. Christ, the sheer amount of crime/scummery I’ve seen in the five years I’ve lived is insane.
> 
> Morningside, right to the North of Highland Park, is actually a pretty nice neighborhood still.

country \> suburbs \> card board box \> city

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**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/15 "2005-08-22T10:06:59Z")

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> [@Swarzkopf](#):
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> Yes, they will kill you with guns and knives. Where do you live? I live in Highland Park. It’s not surrounded by the ghetto anymore, now, Highland Park IS the fucking ghetto.
> 
> Once I caught some shithead trying to steal my wife’s car. When I approached him, he came at me with a big knife and probably would’ve hurt me if I wouldn’t have let him see the 2" .357 I was carrying (yes, I am licensed to carry).
> 
> Another time I was tighting down my nitrous straps in my trunk when I heard something behind me, and spun around to see a crackhead trying to sneak up on me in my driveway…
> 
> Then there was time my buddy and I were having a beer outside and got to hear a shooting happen on my block…one guy was murdered, dead on the scene.
> 
> These are just a few examples of the violent stuff. Christ, the sheer amount of crime/scummery I’ve seen in the five years I’ve lived is insane.
> 
> Morningside, right to the North of Highland Park, is actually a pretty nice neighborhood still.

Have you thought about moving??? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/16 "2005-08-22T10:36:27Z")

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Heh…everyday. The wife and I are saving to buy a house. We want to move out towards Saxonburg.

> country \> suburbs \> card board box \> city

I agree. 10 years ago Highland Park was one of the nicest areas in the city. 5 years ago it was still “okay”. Now it’s an utter shithole. It’s amazing what can happen to a neighborhood in Pittsburgh in five years (pay attention, Morningside and Shadyside residents).

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**Author:** ![slowcamaro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowcamaro/32/5975_2.png) [@slowcamaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowcamaro)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/17 "2005-08-22T10:38:08Z")

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> [@Swarzkopf](#):
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> Heh…everyday. The wife and I are saving to buy a house. We want to move out towards Saxonburg.

i live out that way and love it

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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/18 "2005-08-22T11:08:51Z")

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Yeah…it’s beautiful out that way. Real estate seems to “fairly” priced compared to other areas, crime is nonexistent, and traffic wouldn’t be too bad coming in to work (Oakland for me, I’d take 8 or 28 in, cross the 62nd St. Bridge, and take back roads through the city).

I honestly like that whole area Northeast of the city, from Gibsonia-north.

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**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/19 "2005-08-22T11:12:14Z")

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I work in East Liberty and go to Highland Park a few times a week for lunch. I agree, it’s a shithole. It’s a shame too, the houses are beautiful there.

ventos pizza\>\*.pizza

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**Author:** ![Swarzkopf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Swarzkopf](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swarzkopf)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2005, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-found-this-on-craiglist-lol/176459/20 "2005-08-22T11:15:55Z")

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Heh…about the only businesses left in Highland Park these days are Pizza shops that sell 40s.

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