# i fuckin hate college

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 10, 2009, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254 "2009-11-10T09:34:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/141 "2009-11-16T09:09:58Z")

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> [@Warehouse Photoshoot](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/warehouse-photoshoot/25505/9):
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> ok im easy going untill someone calls me spoild  
> that a4, i bought with my own money when i was 16  
> my school is being paid for with a college fund but starting next semester i am going to have to pay for my own
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> i hate school at time, but i know it is the best choice for me
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> so please, dont call me spoild, i work hard for what i have, and plan to keep doing so

Ok you need to work on your grammar and spelling…like right fucking now. In fact i hardly believe you are in school with the grammar specialties you have…What? did you go to shaker or something? hahahahaha fuck…spoiled ends in ed.  
Jeremy is pissed right now…You spell worse than he does.

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/142 "2009-11-16T09:19:28Z")

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> [@The tragically Hip in Hamburg!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-tragically-hip-in-hamburg/25546/20):
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> i wish i could just be a looser
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> i sort of am cause im on all my message boards while my retarded professor is rambling about our economey
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> im seriously thinking about just working

What’s in your bank account?  
What’s in your prof’s bank account?

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**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/143 "2009-11-16T10:01:22Z")

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> [@New Parts.....56k maybe.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-parts-56k-maybe/25880/13):
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> What’s in your bank account?  
> What’s in your prof’s bank account?

BAM

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/144 "2009-11-20T10:04:09Z")

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_I fuckin hate work_

i wish i could just be a scumbag

i sort of am cause im on all my message boards while my retarded boss is rambling about some crappy work I should be doing

im seriously thinking about just quiting and collecting welfare.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/145 "2009-11-20T10:43:13Z")

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I really don’t think I want to read this entire thread, but I loved college. Not going anymore makes me feel like my brain is melting away to nothing. I just have to decide on what to go back for. Psychology was really fun and something that held my interest, but something I could apply to my current job to improve myself here would be a better choice. Not to mention it’s more easily applied elsewhere if I ever wanted to move on.

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/146 "2009-11-20T10:58:17Z")

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I am a advanced entertainment engineer. I went to school for drinking and the objectification and exploitation of women. I came up with slogans such as “get money, fuck bitches” “keep it sick. women are objects” “acquire currency, disregard females” and such.

I am now employed by Girls Gone wild as a technichal advisor on how to get underaged girls to take of their clothes and make out with thier friends in front or a camera. The hours are long the money is only ok, i have a drug addiction and a number of STDs but I like the fact I can go home at the end of the day and know that I am doing something that is changing the world and making people happy.

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/147 "2009-11-20T11:08:19Z")

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And that, ladies and gentleman, is what it’s all about.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/148 "2009-11-20T12:20:01Z")

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> [@SRS BZNS"](#):
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> I am a advanced entertainment engineer. I went to school for drinking and the objectification and exploitation of women. I came up with slogans such as “get money, fuck bitches” “keep it sick. women are objects” “acquire currency, disregard females” and such.
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> I am now employed by Girls Gone wild as a technichal advisor on how to get underaged girls to take of their clothes and make out with thier friends in front or a camera. The hours are long the money is only ok, i have a drug addiction and a number of STDs but I like the fact I can go home at the end of the day and know that I am doing something that is changing the world and making people happy.

Sweet gig man. I just called HVCC and they said that that class is no longer avail?!?!?? Ohh well I guess i will have to wait till next year. On a side note, can you autograph my GGW anniversary edition dvd? I want to hang it on the mantle and show it off when family comes to town for the holidays.

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/149 "2009-11-20T12:22:06Z")

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I can do better than that BRO. I’ll get you a crusty thong with girls crotch juices stuck in the mesh and sign your DVD.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/150 "2009-11-20T13:16:01Z")

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> [@2nd ANNUAL BLOWNEUROZ MEET](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2nd-annual-blowneuroz-meet/23930/61):
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> I can do better than that BRO. I’ll get you a crusty thong with girls crotch juices stuck in the mesh and sign your DVD.

:hug yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/151 "2009-11-21T01:56:19Z")

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> [@Someone stole my shoes.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/someone-stole-my-shoes/25640/20):
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> no shit… ugghhhh i just gotta drag though it then
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> albany int. is hiring baggage checkers staring at 32/hr with benifitis, and its a government job so the benifits will be great, and there is TONS of growth. As long as you are taking classes (alteast 1) you can move up. and its staring at min of 32. you can start at between 32-98/hr iirc

Wrong. Bag throwers start out at about 8-9 dollars an hour dude.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/152 "2009-11-23T07:29:31Z")

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_Originally Posted by snoopysnooper  
no shit… ugghhhh i just gotta drag though it then_

 

_albany int. is hiring baggage checkers staring at 32/hr with benifitis, and its a government job so the benifits will be great, and there is TONS of growth. As long as you are taking classes (alteast 1) you can move up. and its staring at min of 32. you can start at between 32-98/hr iirc_  
dont feel like finding the orig quote…

> [@I hate people...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-people/26148/28):
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> Wrong. Bag throwers start out at about 8-9 dollars an hour dude.

LOL how far out in left field is that idea! TONS of growth, LOL you can move up from baggage checker to, baggage loader… Maybe even be trusted to drive the trolley around the airport! Then if you’re really good at that, you can move up to ticket taker guy and cut a ticket in half and hand the stub back to the passenger all day long! how sweet is that!

98/hr, I bet the fucking pilot doesn’t even make that!

EDIT\* they don’t 1-4 years will get you 35-55K/yr. HAHA even with 20+ years experience the ave. max salary is 180,000 which is $86/hr.

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 7:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/153 "2009-11-23T07:33:26Z")

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Pilots start at about 18K a year. Yeah, really.

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**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/154 "2009-11-23T07:34:20Z")

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LOL. So, the guy that’s going through my boxers is making $100K?

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/155 "2009-11-23T09:31:20Z")

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> [@Logo Vote](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/logo-vote/26164/127):
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> LOL. So, the guy that’s going through my boxers is making $100K?

Yep, and the janitor makes $72K base cleaning the upperdecker I left in the 2nd floor bathroom. hahaha

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**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fuckin-hate-college/248254/156 "2009-11-24T13:03:52Z")

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> [@FS: 1992 Talon TSi AWD Parts car (4bolt)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1992-talon-tsi-awd-parts-car-4bolt/26007/6):
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> Yep, and the janitor makes $72K base cleaning the upperdecker I left in the 2nd floor bathroom. hahaha

> [@Logo Vote](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/logo-vote/26164/127):
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> LOL. So, the guy that’s going through my boxers is making $100K?

Will both of ya’ll stop blowin’ up my spot, PLEASE!!

:rofl

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