# I got promoted today! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 8, 2012, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936 "2012-04-08T13:24:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/1 "2012-04-08T13:24:58Z")
I have hit a new high in my professional career. I am on top of the world!! ![http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/68/49c66b41ccb84ab78759dbeb11bcd843/l.jpg](http://a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/68/49c66b41ccb84ab78759dbeb11bcd843/l.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/2 "2012-04-08T13:31:00Z")
I hate that you have to shave your moustache now ☹ ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/3 "2012-04-08T13:44:51Z")
Were you promoted to head homely guy with bad haircut and mustache (moustache)? ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/4 "2012-04-08T13:55:19Z")
Do you wear a nametag so you know how to spell it? ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/5 "2012-04-08T14:10:00Z")
Is this supposed to be funny somehow? ---
**Author:** ![honda4life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/honda4life/32/5300_2.png) [@honda4life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/honda4life)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/6 "2012-04-08T14:44:01Z")
You kinda look like the tourrrets guy ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/7 "2012-04-08T14:44:16Z")
Im pretty sure he is trying to take a shot at me for my thread, but it is a very poor attempt IMO ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/8 "2012-04-08T14:45:35Z")
Reached the pinnacle of your professional career? ---
**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 2:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/9 "2012-04-08T14:53:48Z")
Can you tie that tie any shorter? ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/10 "2012-04-08T15:08:02Z")
Why did the iPhone autocorrect mustache to moustache? Lol ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/11 "2012-04-08T15:09:42Z")
> [@bobbyg1243](#): > > Im pretty sure he is trying to take a shot at me for my thread, but it is a very poor attempt IMO If this really is an attempt at a parody I’m about to give him like a 2 day ban for just how unfunny this is. ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/12 "2012-04-08T15:22:30Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > If this really is an attempt at a parody I’m about to give him like a 2 day ban for just how unfunny this is. Did the easter bunny poop in your shoes? ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/13 "2012-04-08T16:10:30Z")
I like how the lamp really ties the wallpaper and couch together. ---
**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/14 "2012-04-08T16:17:37Z")
> [@Freek](#): > > If this really is an attempt at a parody I’m about to give him like a 2 day ban for just how unfunny this is. Cmon man, bad humor is the glue that binds this country together. ---
**Author:** ![MrSmith](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrsmith/32/5254_2.png) [@MrSmith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrSmith)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/15 "2012-04-08T17:32:39Z")
It’s nice to see that there are still jobs out there for registered sex offenders. ---
**Author:** ![Neon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@Neon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Neon)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/16 "2012-04-08T17:51:35Z")
Congrats on the manager position. I always knew you would move up from working the drive-thru. ![http://www.mapleridge.ca/assets/Default/Fire~Department/images/Safety~Stars~Photo~Gallery/Safety~Stars~2006/Originals/McDonalds.jpg](http://www.mapleridge.ca/assets/Default/Fire~Department/images/Safety~Stars~Photo~Gallery/Safety~Stars~2006/Originals/McDonalds.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![KuntryQuestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kuntryquesttsi/32/5010_2.png) [@KuntryQuestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KuntryQuestTSi)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/17 "2012-04-08T18:28:10Z")
How many becks do you make now? ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/18 "2012-04-08T18:33:12Z")
> [@KuntryQuestTSi](#): > > How many becks do you make now? At best I would assume .33 becks ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/19 "2012-04-08T18:42:34Z")
I kinda figured this is what you looked like. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936/20 "2012-04-08T19:18:08Z")
> [@maxwell](#): > > I kinda figured this is what you looked like. Not me, I was surprised [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-promoted-today/221936.md?page=2)