# i got punked

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [March 5, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482 "2007-03-05T20:09:37Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3

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### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/41 "2007-03-06T07:28:50Z")

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if he goes to school…and has a lap top, set his home page to some gay porn video link, and make sure the volume is all the way up when the computer turns on…

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### Author: ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/42 "2007-03-06T07:30:31Z")

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let him get really really drunk, hardcore drunk, and pass out…and then do 1 of 2 things…

1 - Despite how much you really won’t want to do this…you, or somebody else…needs to somehow wedge a condom in his ass…and leave his pants half down, for when he wakes up…

or…

2 - Put him in a tub of ice, and splat fake blood all over the ice at his waste and on the bathroom floor…

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### Author: ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/43 "2007-03-06T07:37:03Z")

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Slash his throat and pull his tongue through the opening.

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### Author: ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/44 "2007-03-06T08:04:14Z")

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Helmet hardener instead of shampoo ala Mahoney from Police Academy. Gets em every time 😛

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### Author: ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/45 "2007-03-06T08:06:05Z")

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[quote=“RedDawg,post:27,topic:25482"”]

sugar cubes in the shower head

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this is evil

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### Author: ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/46 "2007-03-06T08:11:54Z")

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pizza grease is like.,…lard, or animal fat or whatever - to clear that up

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/47 "2007-03-06T08:12:21Z")

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superglue his fingers together when he is sleeping.

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### Author: ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/48 "2007-03-06T08:15:07Z")

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doesnt visine in a drink make you have diaroni? its perfect

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### Author: ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/49 "2007-03-06T08:15:29Z")

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Table over him while he’s sleeping with an air horn wakeup call. Gets em every time.

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### Author: ![rrsti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cab0a1/32.png) [@rrsti](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rrsti)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/50 "2007-03-06T09:47:08Z")

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Pack his nose full of shit while he sleeps. Then get a cup of your piss  
and pour it in his mouth so he chokes on it. Or super glue his hand onto his dick.

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### Author: ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/51 "2007-03-06T09:48:46Z")

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punch him in the face

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### Author: ![neonglh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neonglh/32/4951_2.png) [@neonglh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neonglh)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/52 "2007-03-06T09:51:42Z")

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Put gelatin in the toilet. He’d have to scoop it out!

–mark

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### Author: ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/53 "2007-03-06T10:03:21Z")

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Pinhole in the condom trick is always good too.

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### Author: ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/54 "2007-03-06T10:40:09Z")

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Does he lock his room when he leaves?

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/55 "2007-03-06T10:42:44Z")

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[quote=“Jon,post:53,topic:25482"”]

Pinhole in the condom trick is always good too.

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Ahhhahahaha LMFAO :lol: “Haha bitch, you made me eat grease so I made you a dad!”

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### Author: ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/56 "2007-03-06T10:46:28Z")

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[quote=“neonglh,post:52,topic:25482"”]

Put gelatin in the toilet. He’d have to scoop it out!

–mark

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… been there said that:wstupid:

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### Author: ![Kramer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/97f17d/32.png) [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/57 "2007-03-06T11:18:52Z")

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[quote=“Daddie,post:54,topic:25482"”]

Does he lock his room when he leaves?

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50/50

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### Author: ![ryanmcell](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ryanmcell/32/7510_2.png) [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/58 "2007-03-06T11:40:41Z")

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[quote=“Jon,post:53,topic:25482"”]

Pinhole in the condom trick is always good too.

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:word:

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### Author: ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/59 "2007-03-06T13:46:44Z")

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explain the sugar cubes in the shower head one?

napolean style, send a love letter to his boss \<3

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### Author: ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)
#### Post date: [March 6, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/60 "2007-03-06T14:06:08Z")

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cut the corner off a mayo packet so its barely open an put them under his toilet seat lid so when he sits it covers the back of his legs or gets on his pants., or use clear tape on the sprayer nozzle for the sink and aim it toward the center, water comes on he gets nice an wet. I know those are mild compared to jizzshampoo and angry pirates but are always good for a chuckle

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