# i got punked

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**Created:** [March 5, 2007, 8:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482 "2007-03-05T20:09:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 3:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-punked/25482/64 "2007-03-06T15:14:47Z")

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I like simplicity. Pizza grease in your food wasn’t harmful but said “HAHA! I GOT YOU FUCKER!”

I like the grease under the door handles on his car.  
Conditioners dont smell like shampoo. He’d know immediately. Unless… you can find one that DOES smell like his/looks like it. Good luck.

If you don’t mind disgusting shit… put a dead fish that is about 2 inches long under his matress, in between the boxspring/matress. Not destructive, and yet… it’ll slowly start to rot and smell. Put it in a plastic bag, so that it doesnt destroy the matress/box spring. You want to get even, not be destructive. Actually, you could probably hide it behind a shelf or something in the bag… that’d probably be safer and just as effective.

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