# i got the simpilist part time job

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 10, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145 "2006-03-10T16:19:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/1 "2006-03-10T16:19:26Z")

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My job is buying beer. I get mileage and hourly for it. I drive from batavia to buffalo trying to buy beer at certain convient stores.I really dont think it gets more simple then this one.

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/2 "2006-03-10T16:20:24Z")

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report back on which ones sell to underagers, there are plenty on here that can use the tips

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/3 "2006-03-10T16:21:54Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> report back on which ones sell to underagers, there are plenty on here that can use the tips

My aunt who got me this job was like. Just dont go back and buy it for urself.

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**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/4 "2006-03-10T17:05:52Z")

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Do you get to drink what you end up buying?!

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/5 "2006-03-10T17:22:58Z")

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no i wish. i think selling to a drunk underagers worst then a sober

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**Author:** ![itsJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@itsJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/itsJim)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/6 "2006-03-10T17:26:16Z")

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Wow, if you get any shops in the town of tonawanda area closed I will beat you… Two more months until I turn 21 :\

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/7 "2006-03-10T17:41:50Z")

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so basically you got a job as a snitch?

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/8 "2006-03-10T17:43:10Z")

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![http://mixent.com/images/stopsnitch_tshirt.gif](http://mixent.com/images/stopsnitch_tshirt.gif)

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/9 "2006-03-10T18:21:15Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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:word: lets fuck up the few places 20-year olds have as it is :bloated:

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/10 "2006-03-10T18:38:34Z")

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lol , i posted that as a joke

as far as im concerned, noone under age should be able to purchase alky, but if a friend or family member can buy it for them if they know the underage isnt a retard

ive bought or my sister before, but i also know shes not a retard. ive never had to hear her say “omg im so drunk i cant beleive i made it home”

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/11 "2006-03-10T18:51:52Z")

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fucking nark

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**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/12 "2006-03-10T19:01:03Z")

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wow, a job for your intelligence level. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/13 "2006-03-10T19:23:45Z")

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So its kind of like being a mystery shopper.

Does it pay good?

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/14 "2006-03-10T19:26:05Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> :word: lets fuck up the few places 20-year olds have as it is :bloated:

hey if it puts money in my pocket i dont care.

> [@itsJim](#):
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> Wow, if you get any shops in the town of tonawanda area closed I will beat you… Two more months until I turn 21 :\

ok ill see u soon sweetie kisses

> [@Eclipse\_Girl23](#):
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> wow, a job for your intelligence level. 🙂

[22:43] Carolina1Bound23: you could say. “well if i had intelligence and beauty like you, i’d be all set”

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/15 "2006-03-10T21:16:21Z")

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> [@Locutus](#):
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> fucking nark

punches u in the face. i never narked on nobody i never narked n nobody. its funny cause u drive a s2k

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/16 "2006-03-11T04:49:56Z")

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if your old enough to joint the army, you should be old enough to have a beer.

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**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/17 "2006-03-11T05:27:12Z")

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it may put money in your pocket, but thats kind of weak man.

I would suggest nobody invite him to any house parties. 10 minutes in and you’ll have 23421349857334949.1 cops at your house…

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2006, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/18 "2006-03-11T05:32:52Z")

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im just messing with you…

i “technically” nark on people every day 🙂

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2006, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/19 "2006-03-11T05:33:24Z")

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> [@Jagermeister](#):
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> it may put money in your pocket, but thats kind of weak man.
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> I would suggest nobody invite him to any house parties. 10 minutes in and you’ll have 23421349857334949.1 cops at your house…

u wont say that when some drunk teen kills ur family

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**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2006, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-got-the-simpilist-part-time-job/9145/20 "2006-03-11T05:50:44Z")

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> [@Locutus](#):
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> im just messing with you…
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> i “technically” nark on people every day 🙂

i know iam just glad i got to quote from the fandf bible

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