# I guess that guy finally got a monkey for his daughter...

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 12, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-guess-that-guy-finally-got-a-monkey-for-his-daughter/268201 "2014-02-12T04:35:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-guess-that-guy-finally-got-a-monkey-for-his-daughter/268201/1 "2014-02-12T04:35:21Z")

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[http://wivb.com/2014/02/11/illegal-monkey-marijuana-and-dead-hawk-found-at-home/](http://wivb.com/2014/02/11/illegal-monkey-marijuana-and-dead-hawk-found-at-home/)

> **Illegal monkey, marijuana and dead hawk found at home**

If you’re not an OG you might not get the reference:  
[http://www.nyspeed.com/showthread.php?45991-WHERE-COULD-I-GET-A-BABY-MONKEY](http://www.nyspeed.com/showthread.php?45991-WHERE-COULD-I-GET-A-BABY-MONKEY)

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-guess-that-guy-finally-got-a-monkey-for-his-daughter/268201/2 "2014-02-12T05:53:52Z")

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Holy shit, great reference. 👏

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**Author:** ![1QIKZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1qikz/32/6112_2.png) [@1QIKZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1QIKZ)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-guess-that-guy-finally-got-a-monkey-for-his-daughter/268201/3 "2014-02-12T06:07:48Z")

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So the monkey got baked, murdered the hawk, then called police to turn himself in?

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**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-guess-that-guy-finally-got-a-monkey-for-his-daughter/268201/4 "2014-02-12T06:24:32Z")

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lol 👏

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2014, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-guess-that-guy-finally-got-a-monkey-for-his-daughter/268201/5 "2014-02-12T07:01:59Z")

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A bong made out of the corpse of a red tailed hawk would be quite impressive.