# i had sex with a bear!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 4, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579 "2005-07-04T21:57:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/1 "2005-07-04T21:57:20Z")
![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/IMG_0113.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/IMG_0113.jpg) actually, this is the result of going on a 100 ft long slip and slid that terminated in some dry grass. it was fun tho! ---
**Author:** ![bladez](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bladez/32/7237_2.png) [@bladez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bladez)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/2 "2005-07-04T21:59:01Z")
that looks like it felt really good :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/3 "2005-07-04T22:02:51Z")
dont set up the slip n slide on the paved driveway and you wont have that prob next time … lol ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/4 "2005-07-05T04:54:24Z")
I would have guessed newman has the stigmata…Dont worry shit will buff right out ---
**Author:** ![DJ\_X-StatiK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dj_x-statik/32/7579_2.png) [@DJ\_X-StatiK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJ_X-StatiK)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/5 "2005-07-05T04:56:49Z")
ooOh…ouch ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/6 "2005-07-05T05:08:39Z")
stop calling me bear, im sick of it ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/7 "2005-07-05T05:39:19Z")
Woa… your so-called Bear is a beast in the sack ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/8 "2005-07-05T06:16:22Z")
Nice tan… what color is your neck? lol ---
**Author:** ![EMX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ea924/32.png) [@EMX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EMX)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/9 "2005-07-05T06:34:00Z")
That will buff right out. ---
**Author:** ![cooter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cooter/32/7199_2.png) [@cooter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cooter)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/10 "2005-07-05T07:17:51Z")
Thats gotta hurt ---
**Author:** ![WHITEGIXXER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/77aa72/32.png) [@WHITEGIXXER](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/WHITEGIXXER)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/11 "2005-07-05T07:40:40Z")
wow that looks like you were on the recieving end from that bear ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/12 "2005-07-05T08:48:08Z")
ouch ---
**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/13 "2005-07-05T09:32:12Z")
Rumor has it… slip and slides work best with water applied ---
**Author:** ![Straight6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/straight6/32/7596_2.png) [@Straight6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Straight6)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/14 "2005-07-05T09:37:15Z")
looks like a fun night to me… ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/15 "2005-07-05T10:17:03Z")
> [@Ninja](#): > > Rumor has it… slip and slides work best with water applied actually, what happened was we used dish soap AND water. You wouldnt believe how fast i was going when i hit the grass… ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/16 "2005-07-05T10:19:40Z")
I went through a bottle of Dawn on the last slip n slide I was on… At the end of the 300+ foot slide (multiple garden tarps on a hill) I tried to tackle a horse shoe stake… I think that hurt more than breaking both wrists ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/17 "2005-07-05T10:30:53Z")
lol. we used 2.5 gallons of soap ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/18 "2005-07-05T10:45:08Z")
nice… thats a lot of soap. I’m getting pics this year… I think we are going to try and make it 400 feet. We bought some new tarps… and I figure if we can run and slide for 100 feet… the other 300 can be down hill. I think another good idea would be to use an intertube or something… they slide much easier than boxors ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/19 "2005-07-05T10:51:24Z")
hahha…good job tard ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/20 "2005-07-05T10:52:43Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > hahha…good job tard i love you too. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579.md?page=2)