# i had sex with a bear!!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 4, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579 "2005-07-04T21:57:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Helidrop](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/helidrop/32/7583_2.png) [@Helidrop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Helidrop)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/21 "2005-07-05T11:13:15Z")

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ouch that looks like it reaaaaaalllly hurt

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**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/22 "2005-07-05T11:28:36Z")

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dont worry newman, it’s not your fault…nowhere on the slip n slide instructions does it say to avoid stone driveways and dirt roads…NOWHERE!..i think we have a lawsuit in the making here…

if you want some cheap legal advice i hear that ross celino guy is lookin for some new clients…

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/23 "2005-07-05T12:04:24Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> i love you too.

awwww…muah

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2005, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/24 "2005-07-05T12:09:10Z")

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this thread would have been so much better if the title was ‘i had sex with a can of beer’

nothing beats a dick shot

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**Author:** ![LVC\_RUDY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4af34b/32.png) [@LVC\_RUDY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LVC_RUDY)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/25 "2005-07-15T09:45:44Z")

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i was pretty scrapped up too, but my ass was black and blue from trying to surf down it haha

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/26 "2005-07-15T09:47:50Z")

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> [@LVC\_RUDY](#):
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> i was pretty scrapped up too, but my ass was black and blue from trying to surf down it haha

did anyone else other than us make it all the way down on their feet?

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**Author:** ![MiniSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minisrt4/32/7225_2.png) [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/27 "2005-07-15T14:33:55Z")

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that looked like it was slightly pain full…i havnt seen a slip-n-slide in a few years

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**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/28 "2005-07-15T21:52:03Z")

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thats kool but who’s the girl n the pic? j/k new

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**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/29 "2005-07-16T08:08:53Z")

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bear = banana? lol

:hitit:

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**Author:** ![MiniSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minisrt4/32/7225_2.png) [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/30 "2005-07-16T12:27:36Z")

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newman, thanks for the great idea…im going to setup a long slip-n-slide down the hill and into my pond…thanks :tup:

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-had-sex-with-a-bear/579/31 "2005-07-16T14:11:19Z")

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WOOT ! THATS GONNA BE FCKIN GREAT

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