# I hate raccoons! (dead coon inside)
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 18, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697 "2009-09-18T05:33:11Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/1 "2009-09-18T05:33:11Z")
WTF! :rant: nothing seems to go right for me here with cars! lol hit a raccoon on the way home last night around 12:30. hit him straight on with the front bumper.
knocked my fog cap into my engine bay, pushed the sides out on my bumper so that they dont align with the fender. this shouldnt be to bad of a fix. just funny it happens a week before we have the mazda meet in niagara falls!
well anyways, heres whats done.
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/2 "2009-09-18T05:37:26Z")
:bigclap: for the title
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### Author:  [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/3 "2009-09-18T05:37:38Z")
well that’s one way to make a stock mazda stick out at a mazda meet. :tup:
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### Author:  [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/4 "2009-09-18T05:43:00Z")
hahahahahaha
don’t feel bad.
my buddy hit one in his civic. fucked the entire car. engine was toast whole front end was toast. those little fuckers dont mess around
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/5 "2009-09-18T05:43:29Z")
Unfortunately it didn’t hit your grill. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/6 "2009-09-18T05:43:59Z")
Everyone knows the good coon is a dead coon!
Silly rodents.
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/7 "2009-09-18T05:46:45Z")
yeah, he hit hard. lol I was walking around taking pictures, and the only thing going through my mind was. damn this thing is still whole and ive hit things before where they get knocked out and get back up after a few minutes, i was waiting to see him get up and start running around. i would have been pissed! im just happy the fuckers dead after causing me damage!
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/8 "2009-09-18T05:54:46Z")
lol @ title and pic of smiling coon.
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### Author:  [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/9 "2009-09-18T06:33:23Z")
got it!
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### Author:  [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/10 "2009-09-18T07:16:53Z")
Poor little guy
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/11 "2009-09-18T07:18:29Z")
oh the damage isn’t that bad at all…
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/12 "2009-09-18T07:18:38Z")
Anyone else have a really horrible parody thread come to mind? :io:
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/13 "2009-09-18T07:25:50Z")
Yea…
I almost made it
“I HATE POSSUMS… dead Possum inside”
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/14 "2009-09-18T07:26:42Z")
:lol: :lol: :lol: \<3
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### Author:  [@baseball24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baseball24)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/15 "2009-09-18T07:30:19Z")
poor guy,.u know he probably has a family
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### Author:  [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/16 "2009-09-18T08:07:44Z")
hahahahaha awesome title…
i feel for you though… back in 2004, i was driving my brand new car that i had driven off of the lot 1 day before, and the world’s largest raccoon ran out in front of me…
It sounded like i hit a wall… the front bumper was destroyed, fog light destroyed, knocked the wheel out of alignment, broke an AC line, and the radiator was a mess.
He died on impact, but was left smiling just like the one you hit…cynical fuckers
so yeah, i’m a COON HATER as well
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### Author:  [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/17 "2009-09-18T08:39:54Z")
ok, well most the damage is gone, pushed on the side of the bumper and it snapped into place, i figured a screw got ripped out the way it was looking for some clips were going to be broke, but it didnt look to bad this morning when i saw it. hope the fog cover goes back on with no problems!
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### Author:  [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/18 "2009-09-18T08:46:44Z")
How fast were you going? Did you hit the fattest coon east of the Mississippi or something? Lol
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### Author:  [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/19 "2009-09-18T08:57:15Z")
A lady in front of me hit a squirrel the other day but it lived luckily my car was low enough to finish the job.☹
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2009, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-hate-raccoons-dead-coon-inside/73697/20 "2009-09-18T08:58:29Z")
so it DIDNT live ☹
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