# I have $5.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 2, 2007, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768 "2007-07-02T11:50:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/21 "2007-07-02T12:03:55Z")

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[quote=“strokingnova,post:11,topic:31768"”]

4.75 in gas and offer someone a .25 for a ciggerette

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^^ Best option overall

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/22 "2007-07-02T12:06:49Z")

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You can walk to get to work. You can’t walk to get a nicotine fix. 😛

I’m really enjoying figuring out how to twist logic to justify the more satisfying answer.

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/23 "2007-07-02T12:07:40Z")

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Jam, ride the 90cc dirt bike to hybrid and use that money to buy 2 cans of crunk. Using the energy from that, you’ll be able to run to work and deliver pizzas strapped to your back.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/24 "2007-07-02T12:11:48Z")

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just got back. crossing southpark on a 90cc dirtbike during the day is kinda sketchy

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**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/25 "2007-07-02T12:14:09Z")

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you sound like Skunk…he always has $5

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/26 "2007-07-02T13:14:24Z")

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[quote=“BikerFry,post:22,topic:31768"”]

You can walk to get to work.

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pizza delivery driver… :noob:

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**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/27 "2007-07-02T13:21:14Z")

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You should have spent the $5 buying linkin park tracks off iTunes.

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/28 "2007-07-02T13:52:20Z")

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[quote=“Jam,post:13,topic:31768"”]

how would i get to the strip clubs

i have no gas, remember?

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bum a ride from me :shrug:

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/29 "2007-07-02T13:52:27Z")

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2 bucks in gas in the 90cc and 2 double cheeseburgers

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 1:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/30 "2007-07-02T13:55:40Z")

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Check your glovebox, under your seats, and in your pants/jacket pockets. I can always find at least one cigarette when I think I’m out. Your might have to smoke one of the discarded broken ones with no filter, harsh, but it works. Or a 3/4 cig from the ashtray.:fyi:

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/31 "2007-07-02T14:09:57Z")

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[quote=“airhead,post:30,topic:31768"”]

Check your glovebox, under your seats, and in your pants/jacket pockets. I can always find at least one cigarette when I think I’m out. Your might have to smoke one of the discarded broken ones with no filter, harsh, but it works. Or a 3/4 cig from the ashtray.:fyi:

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:eyebrow: you srsly need to quit. :fyi:

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**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/32 "2007-07-02T14:58:08Z")

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Buy a cigar,put the rest in your tank.

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**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/33 "2007-07-02T16:14:01Z")

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i saw this earlier and had i gotten out of work on time i would have stopped by with smokes for you to bum. unfortunately i did not and you are now at work.

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/34 "2007-07-02T16:34:54Z")

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[quote=“Nikuk,post:31,topic:31768"”]

:eyebrow: you srsly need to quit. :fyi:

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No.

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/35 "2007-07-02T22:07:07Z")

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i work basically every single day. i have access to thousands of packs of cigarettes basically every single day. i drive home to hamburg basically every single day.

i’m not condoning illegal activities, but something tells me my job would not miss a pack or two or three. :snky:

i am the cig queen. i’ll hook a brotha up.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 10:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/36 "2007-07-02T22:26:23Z")

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[quote=“dawn,post:35,topic:31768"”]

i work basically every single day. i have access to thousands of packs of cigarettes basically every single day. i drive home to hamburg basically every single day.

i’m not condoning illegal activities, but something tells me my job would not miss a pack or two or three. :snky:

i am the cig queen. i’ll hook a brotha up.

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anything marlboro plz \<3

and for anyone who cares, i rode the 90 cc to the gas station, got a lot of weird looks, rode it along the thruway for a bit, came back here, went to work and actually took 2 deliveries before i got gas. i swear to god that fucking car runs on hopes and dreams 🙂

now im drinking my 4th sam adams 🙂 :jam:

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/37 "2007-07-02T22:53:09Z")

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i say spend 4.50 on gas and buy a couple looseys

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/38 "2007-07-02T23:04:37Z")

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now im on my 7th sam adams and im out of smoke. again.

son of a whore. i should just go to bed and repeat this poll in the am.

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2007, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/39 "2007-07-02T23:06:28Z")

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fuck the polll… just repeat the drinking in the am

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2007, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-5/31768/40 "2007-07-03T06:16:35Z")

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fuck bed. just keep drinking.

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