# I have a life changing conundrum **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 24, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739 "2009-04-24T13:49:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/1 "2009-04-24T13:49:38Z")
Dear shift518, As I was sitting here discussing the intricacies or changing the faucet of a kitchen sink with my slant eyed asian friend here I was enblugended with a sudden conundrum. If a man were to substitute his fellow peasants sexual performance enhancing lubricant with oh say superglue gel what would occur? a. There would be a burning and stinging sensation for his fellow mans prok sword and his sloar companions warm flesh pocket but not bonding due to the moisture level of said flesh pocket. b. Said peenor of the unsuspecting peasant would become permanently bonded to the lower pound pouch of that nights random skeeze. If anyone has expirience with this situation feedback on the subject would be greatly appreciated. Thank You SRS BZNS Pic semi related ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/2 "2009-04-24T13:52:03Z")
To answer… in short… yes, yes they are ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/3 "2009-04-24T13:52:05Z")
what the fuck are you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 1:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/4 "2009-04-24T13:56:46Z")
Translated to the best of my ability. If you replaced somebody’s lube with glue… would their dick stick to the girl’s vagina or not. It’s actually a trick question if the lube owner owns a Camaro… because if he did, he wouldn’t have the lube in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/5 "2009-04-24T14:05:44Z")
> [@was the focus created to stop oldfolk from drivin buicks?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-the-focus-created-to-stop-oldfolk-from-drivin-buicks/17423/15): > > It’s actually a trick question if the lube owner owns a Camaro… because if he did, he wouldn’t have the lube in the first place. 🤣rofl ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/6 "2009-04-24T14:08:58Z")
> [@was the focus created to stop oldfolk from drivin buicks?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-the-focus-created-to-stop-oldfolk-from-drivin-buicks/17423/15): > > Translated to the best of my ability. > > If you replaced somebody’s lube with glue… would their dick stick to the girl’s vagina or not. > > It’s actually a trick question if the lube owner owns a Camaro… because if he did, he wouldn’t have the lube in the first place. Touche ---
**Author:** ![JiM\_P\_2001](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim_p_2001/32/6364_2.png) [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/7 "2009-04-24T14:10:34Z")
> [@was the focus created to stop oldfolk from drivin buicks?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/was-the-focus-created-to-stop-oldfolk-from-drivin-buicks/17423/15): > > It’s actually a trick question if the lube owner owns a Camaro… because if he did, he wouldn’t have the lube in the first place. +1 :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/8 "2009-04-25T00:06:09Z")
Lance… :rofl ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/9 "2009-04-25T17:05:10Z")
> [@VISTA RC1 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vista-rc1-thread/17344/13): > > Dear shift518, > > As I was sitting here discussing the intricacies or changing the faucet of a kitchen sink with my slant eyed asian friend here I was enblugended with a sudden conundrum. > > If a man were to substitute his fellow peasants sexual performance enhancing lubricant with oh say superglue gel what would occur? > > a. There would be a burning and stinging sensation for his fellow mans prok sword and his sloar companions warm flesh pocket but not bonding due to the moisture level of said flesh pocket. > > b. Said peenor of the unsuspecting peasant would become permanently bonded to the lower pound pouch of that nights random skeeze. > > If anyone has expirience with this situation feedback on the subject would be greatly appreciated. > > Thank You > SRS BZNS > > Pic semi related idk what the fuck that says… was to busy staring at the picture:bowdown ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/10 "2009-04-25T17:11:41Z")
> **[Personal Lubricant](http://www.instructables.com/id/Personal-Lubricant/)** > > Cheap, easy to make personal lubricant. Start to finish is about 10 minutes without cooling time. I'm assuming this is water based, since all it is is water and corn... ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/11 "2009-04-25T17:12:53Z")
thank u mr fizzle ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/12 "2009-04-25T19:41:33Z")
Keep in mind, many “Superglue” type glues, bond to skin contact instantly. :ahh ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/13 "2009-04-25T22:49:39Z")
Yeah my theory involves the labia, or closest dry spot to the hole, findong the closest glue spot to the penis, hilarity to follow. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/14 "2009-04-25T22:59:21Z")
i dont think u would get stuck together unless u in some dry ass pussy benny try it ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/15 "2009-04-26T00:23:33Z")
ok brb ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/16 "2009-04-26T06:42:56Z")
waiting for FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ms paint… ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/17 "2009-04-26T17:09:36Z")
![http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll257/Allgo5oh/Fuuuu.jpg](http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll257/Allgo5oh/Fuuuu.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/18 "2009-04-26T17:12:31Z")
haha sooo is that nws orrrr? ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/19 "2009-04-26T17:14:01Z")
Im not quite sure…:rofl ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/20 "2009-04-26T17:20:48Z")
who still wears their sneakers while having sex [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739.md?page=2)