# I have a life changing conundrum

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**Created:** [April 24, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739 "2009-04-24T13:49:38Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 25, 2009, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-life-changing-conundrum/243739/9 "2009-04-25T17:05:10Z")

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> [@VISTA RC1 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vista-rc1-thread/17344/13):
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> Dear shift518,
> 
> As I was sitting here discussing the intricacies or changing the faucet of a kitchen sink with my slant eyed asian friend here I was enblugended with a sudden conundrum.
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> If a man were to substitute his fellow peasants sexual performance enhancing lubricant with oh say superglue gel what would occur?
> 
> a. There would be a burning and stinging sensation for his fellow mans prok sword and his sloar companions warm flesh pocket but not bonding due to the moisture level of said flesh pocket.
> 
> b. Said peenor of the unsuspecting peasant would become permanently bonded to the lower pound pouch of that nights random skeeze.
> 
> If anyone has expirience with this situation feedback on the subject would be greatly appreciated.
> 
> Thank You  
> SRS BZNS
> 
> Pic semi related

idk what the fuck that says… was to busy staring at the picture:bowdown

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