# I have a problem **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 2, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029 "2009-11-02T08:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![indy440](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@indy440](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/indy440)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/181 "2009-11-06T13:26:46Z")
yeah, whats the deal? you’re home sick all day so you must be making good use of a tube of astroglide and some animal porn? ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/182 "2009-11-06T14:46:07Z")
That’s not my girlfriend you idiots. The day I have a girlfriend is the day Brians prelude makes more than 333whp ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/183 "2009-11-06T17:00:15Z")
I dont think she’s all that bad looking and besides she has huge tits. Looks really young though- too young for me. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 7:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/184 "2009-11-06T19:16:25Z")
She was good enough for me after a few brews, plus she had pierced boobies that were fun to play with. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/185 "2009-11-06T19:53:43Z")
well that sweetens the deal right there ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/186 "2009-11-06T22:16:19Z")
> [@Cigars Intl.com 8 cigar sampler w/humidor $20](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/cigars-intl-com-8-cigar-sampler-w-humidor-20/25301/18): > > She was good enough for me after a few brews, plus she had pierced boobies that were fun to play with. If you post up a picture of a girl you hooked up with, make sure people other than john would fuck her ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/187 "2009-11-07T06:55:32Z")
how about you guys post up pictures of the trophy wife one night stands you hook up with at school. maybe make a thread dedicated to it. of course knowing this forum 90% of the thread would be lies ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/188 "2009-11-07T07:08:52Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/3267): > > settle down naow Look at this picture just reminds me of this movie quote > I’m telling you, she got her February > fat now in the second week in December. > > She’s riding me > like a wet walrus, > > _making these fat sounds._ > > _- Thwap, thwap, thwap._ but hey you know what they say about fat girls. They suck the best dick cause they are always hungry ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/189 "2009-11-07T07:10:13Z")
> [@Well, somebody had to do it......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/well-somebody-had-to-do-it/25481/14): > > how about you guys post up pictures of the trophy wife one night stands you hook up with at school. maybe make a thread dedicated to it. > > of course knowing this forum 90% of the thread would be lies This thread should definetly be created ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/190 "2009-11-07T07:11:39Z")
If she lost 10-15 pounds, she wouldnt be bad looking I dont think. Her arms kill it for me though. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/191 "2009-11-07T07:13:00Z")
She’s not that big. Trust me when I say that. I weigh 140lbs, I know the difference between a skinny body and a mcdonalds fed child. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/192 "2009-11-07T07:13:10Z")
[quote=“Dread,post:15,topic:25476"”] If she lost 10-15 pounds, she wouldnt be bad looking I dont think. Her arms kill it for me though. [/quote] HOly fuck those are arms…I thought that was another girls legs FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/193 "2009-11-07T07:16:47Z")
a vagina is a vagina ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/194 "2009-11-07T07:20:05Z")
you say that until one eats your arm or you find a 2 week old lost chicken wing or turkey drumstick ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/195 "2009-11-07T07:21:19Z")
thats when you tell her you have to piss and don’t come back :lol ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/196 "2009-11-07T09:24:18Z")
No need to post up girls I’ve been with. Those who know, know… and those who don’t, don’t need to. No need to exploit them so people give me attention. :thumbup ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/197 "2009-11-07T09:26:20Z")
exploitation of women for your own benefit is what life is all about. what kind of man are you Keep it sick. Women are objects ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/198 "2009-11-07T09:29:33Z")
I can tell you right now, LKSi, gets the good ones. ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/199 "2009-11-07T09:33:07Z")
> [@where is your first car?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-is-your-first-car/25435/91): > > exploitation of women for your own benefit is what life is all about. > > what kind of man are you > > Keep it sick. **Women are objects** :rofl ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/200 "2009-11-07T10:07:04Z")
if some of us posted a pic of our gf, let alone hook ups, some of the losers on here would cream in their pants, and the others would have to leave the room and jerk off. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029.md?page=9) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029.md?page=11)