# I have a problem **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 2, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029 "2009-11-02T08:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/201 "2009-11-07T10:33:27Z")
Haha. Hey I only posted her picture because the clownasses in this thread requested it. No dirt off my shoulders. Most people on here would search the web for some model-looking CP chick and then try to claim that they slept with her. :lol ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/202 "2009-11-07T10:40:38Z")
> [@AlpineSkiier"](#): > > Haha. > > Hey I only posted her picture because the clownasses in this thread requested it. No dirt off my shoulders. > > **Most people on here would search the web for some model-looking CP chick and then try to claim that they slept with her.** :lol 100% agreed i feel bad for them…btw sick sig, prolly one of my fav movies ever…i know way off topic ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/203 "2009-11-07T10:45:14Z")
I love the part where they dump the paint on his head and when he is leaving he goes “FUCK ALL OF YOU! FUCK YOU!” and slams the paddle on the ground before getting in his car and taking off like 90% of the members on this forum drive. ---
**Author:** ![zee\_oh\_sex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zee_oh_sex/32/6451_2.png) [@zee\_oh\_sex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zee_oh_sex)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/204 "2009-11-07T10:52:57Z")
im not even remotely and never have been a pothead, but dazed and confused is one of the funniest movies…you can watch it ten times in a row and find a part you never noticed before each time… ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/205 "2009-11-07T11:03:03Z")
I’m watching it when I get home. Good call. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/206 "2009-11-07T11:11:17Z")
> [@Opinions needed: V. facelifting the focus](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/opinions-needed-v-facelifting-the-focus/25459/42): > > I can tell you right now, LKSi, gets the good ones. +1… girl I saw him with in morrisville was easily 30 times better looking than leo’s slam pig ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/207 "2009-11-07T11:39:48Z")
> [@where is your first car?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-is-your-first-car/25435/93): > > if some of us posted a pic of our gf, let alone hook ups, some of the losers on here would cream in their pants, and the others would have to leave the room and jerk off. There is a girlfriend thread already. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/208 "2009-11-07T12:31:07Z")
> [@fs 1994 firebird $1000 obo needs finishing /vid added](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1994-firebird-1000-obo-needs-finishing-vid-added/25086/59): > > +1… girl I saw him with in morrisville was easily 30 times better looking than leo’s slam pig my goal for halloween was to get laid by any means possible. besides, the way i met those girls, i had to mount one of them. walking around siena drunk with a hd camera taped to my mx helmet is a great way to pick up chicks, so i had to seal the deal. its a personal thing, you guys bangin the trophy chicks probably wouldn’t understand ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/209 "2009-11-07T12:39:55Z")
OK so back on topic. I solo-nutted the other day. Olive oil in a sandwich baggie placed between couch cushions apparently is the only method that works for me thus far. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/210 "2009-11-07T13:09:44Z")
> [@Koenigsegg CCXR + CCGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/koenigsegg-ccxr-ccgt/25484/17): > > OK so back on topic. I solo-nutted the other day. Olive oil in a sandwich baggie placed between couch cushions apparently is the only method that works for me thus far. you sir, are fucked up more than johnny drama. ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/211 "2009-11-07T13:16:25Z")
> [@Koenigsegg CCXR + CCGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/koenigsegg-ccxr-ccgt/25484/17): > > OK so back on topic. I solo-nutted the other day. Olive oil in a sandwich baggie placed between couch cushions apparently is the only method that works for me thus far. Epicccc!!! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/212 "2009-11-07T13:18:07Z")
It’s a cheap home-remedy to the flesh light. Win-win. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/213 "2009-11-07T17:04:41Z")
> [@Koenigsegg CCXR + CCGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/koenigsegg-ccxr-ccgt/25484/17): > > OK so back on topic. I solo-nutted the other day. Olive oil in a sandwich baggie placed between couch cushions apparently is the only method that works for me thus far. You have got to be fucking kidding me. You can nutt in a fucking Lazyboy, but not in a cooch? ---
**Author:** ![GTI\_Starr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gti_starr/32/6475_2.png) [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/214 "2009-11-07T18:46:25Z")
[quote=“kkkustom,post:20,topic:25506"”] You have got to be fucking kidding me. You can nutt in a fucking Lazyboy, but not in a cooch? [/quote] 🤣rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/215 "2009-11-07T21:22:13Z")
[quote=“kkkustom,post:20,topic:25506"”] You have got to be fucking kidding me. You can nutt in a fucking Lazyboy, but not in a cooch? [/quote] Something’s the matter ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/216 "2009-11-07T21:35:09Z")
Lazyboy dosent talk… makes sence I guess. :banana ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 4:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/217 "2009-11-08T04:08:40Z")
you guys must buy shitty lay z boys ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/218 "2009-11-08T05:37:16Z")
[quote=“kkkustom,post:20,topic:25506"”] You have got to be fucking kidding me. You can nutt in a fucking Lazyboy, but not in a cooch? [/quote] [quote=“AlpineSkiier,post:6,topic:25512"”] Something’s the matter [/quote] You know how I know you’re gay? ![http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/Images/great%20american%20road%20trip/Intro%20pic%2040yearold1fm5.jpg](http://www.tvgasm.com/shows/Images/great%20american%20road%20trip/Intro%20pic%2040yearold1fm5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/219 "2009-11-09T07:14:17Z")
> [@So, its been a secret, but me and jay(addicted2Boost) built a car together](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-its-been-a-secret-but-me-and-jay-addicted2boost-built-a-car-together/25512/6): > > Something’s the matter Yeah either all the girls you been with are loose as hell, or you got some china-man dick :rofl You try tossing it in some girls pooper? That might work for ya:rofl ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 7:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/220 "2009-11-09T07:30:53Z")
HAHAH I love this site. China man dick, I bet thats the problem. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029.md?page=10) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029.md?page=12)