# I have a problem

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 2, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029 "2009-11-02T08:53:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/221 "2009-11-09T07:36:11Z")

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WHAT THE FUCK

OLIVE OIL, BRO?

OLIVE OIL.

THATS THE BEST YOU COULD DO FOR LUBE?

I seriously, seriously hope that’s a joke. :rofl

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**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/222 "2009-11-09T07:57:53Z")

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EVOO is too fucking $$ to be wasting it on ur lil dik

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/223 "2009-11-09T07:58:35Z")

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Srs.

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/224 "2009-11-09T08:04:11Z")

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> [@FS semi auto .22](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-semi-auto-22/25306/11):
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> I just deal with it until it stops bothering me.
> 
> Medication just prolongs the effects for me. I used to take allergy medication all the time until I realized it was making the effects last twice as long.
> 
> I even went to an allergy specialist and he gave me a whole bag of pills to try and every one of them made me worse. Besides having allergies I also had the shits. Awesome.
> 
> **I havent even been to a doctor in about 10 years**. No need to go.

:lol

uh ya i took dick hardening pills before, gives me a headache and stays hard way past blowin a load

i only got up to the 4th page i dont have time to read the rest lol

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/225 "2009-11-09T08:06:30Z")

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> [@Koenigsegg CCXR + CCGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/koenigsegg-ccxr-ccgt/25484/17):
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> OK so back on topic. I solo-nutted the other day. Olive oil in a sandwich baggie placed between couch cushions apparently is the only method that works for me thus far.

**WAT**

 

**:eek**

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 8:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/226 "2009-11-09T08:12:04Z")

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> [@SINCE, SENSE, SENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/since-sense-sence/25545/47):
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> **WAT**
> 
>  
> 
> **:eek**

:ahh

I can picture him looking around in his house… I needa get me SOME… Olive oil, CHECK, plastic baggie, CHECK, Lazy boy, CHECK.

Bowchickacbowwaaow

EDIT: NO HOMO

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/227 "2009-11-09T09:50:45Z")

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> [@FS: Nissan 240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-nissan-240sx/25471/27):
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> :ahh
> 
> I can picture him looking around in his house… I needa get me SOME… Olive oil, CHECK, plastic baggie, CHECK, Lazy boy, CHECK.
> 
> Bowchickacbowwaaow

why would you want to project that mental image?:wtf

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/228 "2009-11-09T10:01:13Z")

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THIS THREAD GOT GAY IN A HURRY

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/229 "2009-11-09T10:26:59Z")

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> [@Dynoed the R/T](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/dynoed-the-r-t/23500/58):
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> THIS THREAD GOT GAY IN A HURRY

Edit was made. :ninja

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/230 "2009-11-09T11:38:13Z")

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> [@Intel CEO Paul Otellini Says Intel Won't Upgrade to Vista til SP1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/intel-ceo-paul-otellini-says-intel-wont-upgrade-to-vista-til-sp1/25562/4):
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> Edit was made. :ninja

the damage has already been done, we all know which way you swing now.

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/231 "2009-11-09T12:24:27Z")

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> [@Hi everyone](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-everyone/25548/54):
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> the damage has already been done, we all know which way you swing now.

Is that an invite? :hug

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2009, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/232 "2009-11-09T12:27:50Z")

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Real men can talk about anything while still feeling secure about their sexuality.

and evoo is the best lube out there

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