# I have a problem **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 2, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029 "2009-11-02T08:53:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/61 "2009-11-02T12:59:23Z")
> [@Need some advice.....Job related](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-advice-job-related/25215/4): > > No but seriously, I think this is purely mental. > > It’s happened to me as well, if I’m comfortable with a chick, it’ll usually be over fast. :rofl > > If I’m uncomfortable though, shit takes FOREVER because I’m so self conscious, to the point where I’ve just straight given up. :rofl i can agree somewhat with you, but its not because im self concious since im not jabba the hut :haha but i can agree thats its mental and i havent fucked any of my girlfriends, just random girls so maybe its because im not comfortable with them?! this thread has me lollerbating :wierd ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/62 "2009-11-02T13:00:54Z")
oh fuck that if I’m in bed with a chick the fact that I’m a lardass is right out the window, it’s just that…awkwardness with ‘strange’, if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/63 "2009-11-02T13:01:21Z")
> [@FS: Gravity Conveyor System rollers](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-gravity-conveyor-system-rollers/25219/3): > > I read that as my mouth on her cock and died laughing ready to quote the SHIT out of you. :rofl 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![GTI\_Starr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gti_starr/32/6475_2.png) [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/64 "2009-11-02T13:12:03Z")
:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol oh man! you guys are so great today! lol thanks for the laughs! ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/65 "2009-11-02T13:16:41Z")
GTI, give chris a hand… :rofl ---
**Author:** ![GTI\_Starr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gti_starr/32/6475_2.png) [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/66 "2009-11-02T13:18:58Z")
:ponder… nope sorry hands arebusy else where! :lol:lol ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 2:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/67 "2009-11-02T14:44:19Z")
It has to be something physical due to the fact that I can’t blow a load. Like I said before, I can “start” just fine and keep the show rolling just fine, but I can’t finish. One day I was bored and decided to crank it for hours on end, cycling through the hottest pr0n videos that I could find, and NOTHING. I just ended up with a massive protrusion coming from my pelvic area and smelling like coconut tanning lotion for several days. I think that stuff got embedded into my cock-pores or something. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/68 "2009-11-02T15:20:50Z")
Maybe all that masturbating youre always talking about depleted your supply and its on backorder now. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/69 "2009-11-02T15:41:36Z")
It’s been months, though. Backorder or not it shouldn’t take this long to come in. :lol ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 4:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/70 "2009-11-03T04:39:58Z")
> [@FS: 19 ft sailboat](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-19-ft-sailboat/24940/5): > > It has to be something physical due to the fact that I can’t blow a load. Like I said before, I can “start” just fine and keep the show rolling just fine, but I can’t finish. > > One day I was bored and decided to crank it for hours on end, cycling through the hottest pr0n videos that I could find, and NOTHING. I just ended up with a massive protrusion coming from my pelvic area and smelling like coconut tanning lotion for several days. I think that stuff got embedded into my cock-pores or something. i call bullshit lets see a pic of your meds with you name on it. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/71 "2009-11-03T04:56:55Z")
> [@2007 WRC season](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/2007-wrc-season/23345/25): > > ive only been with girls with small tits and beat faces so they do nothing for me :lol im better off staring at a wall :rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/72 "2009-11-03T09:12:24Z")
> [@WTB: 4x100 honda wheels tires](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-4x100-honda-wheels-tires/25074/12): > > i call bullshit > > lets see a pic of your meds with you name on it. black people ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/73 "2009-11-03T09:15:46Z")
> [@running E85 in your nonflexfuel car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/running-e85-in-your-nonflexfuel-car/20204/20): > > black people Intel/Vista FTL ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/74 "2009-11-03T09:17:15Z")
GGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT EEEEMMMMMMM ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/75 "2009-11-03T09:18:51Z")
I don’t really think people ask themselves the golden question… which is “Do I really want this to be discussed by a bunch of dudes on a car forum?” ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/76 "2009-11-03T09:19:27Z")
> [@Its about time! \*\*pix inside\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/its-about-time-pix-inside/25257/24): > > Intel/Vista FTL Windows 7 \> Vista :number1 ---
**Author:** ![CSholtes612](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/csholtes612/32/6432_2.png) [@CSholtes612](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CSholtes612)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/77 "2009-11-03T09:19:48Z")
wtf is this thread even about ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/78 "2009-11-03T09:20:15Z")
ejaculating ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/79 "2009-11-03T09:20:38Z")
> [@Any one pushing the DST patch out?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/any-one-pushing-the-dst-patch-out/25263/3): > > wtf is this thread even about When you get older and eventually learn the ways of the p00n like everyone else in here then maybe you will understand. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/80 "2009-11-03T09:20:43Z")
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