# I have a problem

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [November 2, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029 "2009-11-02T08:53:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/81 "2009-11-03T09:21:38Z")

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/82 "2009-11-03T09:41:43Z")

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OMG I accidentally the entire fleshlight

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/83 "2009-11-03T09:43:33Z")

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> [@running E85 in your nonflexfuel car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/running-e85-in-your-nonflexfuel-car/20204/20):
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> black people

thank u.

now that i believe u here is what i sugest. tell your doctor that u want off this terrible drug. there is a reason y this is happening. im not sure if cialas will help or not but it might be worth a try.

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### Author: ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/84 "2009-11-03T09:44:55Z")

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I love the drug, though. I just cant orgasm, dammit.

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/85 "2009-11-03T09:47:12Z")

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> [@Question in regards to clutch install](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-in-regards-to-clutch-install/25264/4):
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> I love the drug, though. I just cant orgasm, dammit.

i would rather be a little depressed than not be able to O.

just an fyi. when u take drugs like this, over time your body gets use to the dossages. there for u have to up the dose every so often. this is not good. if i could add my 2 cents, get off that shit asap. fucking with your ceratonin levels is never good to being with. add that to not being able to blow a load, thats more depresing than anything i can think of haha.

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### Author: ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/86 "2009-11-03T09:47:27Z")

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Cialis i thought just makes it possible to get hard, not affect orgasm in anyway

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/87 "2009-11-03T09:49:00Z")

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on a side now, who wants to play ookie cookie? hahahaha

Chris u are screwd.

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/88 "2009-11-03T09:51:08Z")

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> [@Question in regards to clutch install](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/question-in-regards-to-clutch-install/25264/5):
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> Cialis i thought just makes it possible to get hard, not affect orgasm in anyway

yea i spelled that wrong huh? haha

anyways, i take this a lot. not a lot but once and awhile. its a unbelievable drug. not only does it make me harder than a fucking steel rod for 3 days, but my O’s are stronger because of this. while being on C, i have had multiple orgasums. believe me or not. and im talking like i blow in her face, then start fucking her and blow in her 2 mins later. its fantastic!

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/89 "2009-11-03T09:54:36Z")

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ehhh… d00d… that sucks. (pun intended) talk to peanut jelly butters tho… i hear once he switched from pigs to goats it worked wonders for him. maybe you just need a change of “scenery” or something. i dont think i could handle 2-3 days let alone a few months of not poppin one or more off. maybe some sort of prostate stimulant? idk? good luck

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/90 "2009-11-03T09:57:29Z")

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> [@Newman's 1986 BMW 326rb build thread.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/newmans-1986-bmw-326rb-build-thread/22123/683):
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> while being on C, i have had multiple orgasums. believe me or not. and im talking like i blow in her face, then start fucking her and blow in her 2 mins later. its fantastic!

where can i get me some of THAT shit!?:excited and E i mean the drug, not you :wierd

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 9:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/91 "2009-11-03T09:57:54Z")

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> [@Help me decide (v.WRX Wagon)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-decide-v-wrx-wagon/25245/20):
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> ehhh… d00d… that sucks. (pun intended) talk to peanut jelly butters tho… i hear once he switched from pigs to goats it worked wonders for him. maybe you just need a change of “scenery” or something. i dont think i could handle 2-3 days let alone a few months of not poppin one or more off **onto bacne girl**. maybe some sort of prostate stimulant? idk? good luck

fuckin gross

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/92 "2009-11-03T10:01:57Z")

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> [@NASCAR car of tommarow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nascar-car-of-tommarow/25262/12):
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> fuckin gross

i havent talked or associated with her in over a year. nice try tho… F for eFfort :Idiots

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 10:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/93 "2009-11-03T10:02:14Z")

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> [@Datsun 280Z Restoration (Mother's Day update!) -Shaved Bumper](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/datsun-280z-restoration-mothers-day-update-shaved-bumper/25179/15):
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> where can i get me some of THAT shit!?:excited and E i mean the drug, not you :wierd

well first off i would sugest that u go to the doctor, tell him that u are having trouble getting hard. if u have a cool doctor he will just give u something no questions asked. if u have a real doctor, he will test your free testosterone through a blood test. and if this is fine, u are screwed most likely. if not, not only can u get dick drugs but u can also get synthetic testosterone. win win. but…very unlikely due to your age.

so next step would be make good friends with a local drug dealer. haha

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### Author: ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/94 "2009-11-03T10:04:26Z")

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> [@FS: Supercharged 89 Taurus SHO... 400+hp!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-supercharged-89-taurus-sho-400-hp/25243/14):
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> i havent talked or associated with her in over a year. nice try tho… F for eFfort :Idiots

im sure a dime piece has replaced her :wierd

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### Author: ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/95 "2009-11-03T10:04:32Z")

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he didnt say he had a problem getting hard, he has a problem ejaculating.

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/96 "2009-11-03T10:04:44Z")

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> [@FS: Supercharged 89 Taurus SHO... 400+hp!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-supercharged-89-taurus-sho-400-hp/25243/15):
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> well first off i would sugest that u go to the doctor, tell him that u are having trouble getting hard. if u have a cool doctor he will just give u something no questions asked. if u have a real doctor, he will test your free testosterone through a blood test. and if this is fine, u are screwed most likely. if not, not only can u get dick drugs but u can also get synthetic testosterone. win win. but…very unlikely due to your age.
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> so next step would be make good friends with a local drug dealer. haha

shit, fuck, fail… i get a hard on if the fuckin breeze is right. i just happen to like the idea of nutting repeatedly in/on whatever girl happens to be enjoying the ride that particular day…

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/97 "2009-11-03T10:06:00Z")

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> [@why do people on cell phones yell?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-do-people-on-cell-phones-yell/25232/58):
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> im sure a dime piece has replaced her :wierd

wouldnt you like to know :gay ROFL

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### Author: ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/98 "2009-11-03T10:07:11Z")

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> [@Jesus Debate](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/jesus-debate/25247/64):
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> he didnt say he had a problem getting hard, he has a problem ejaculating.

yes but somethings will make u more sensative.

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### Author: ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/99 "2009-11-03T10:35:05Z")

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> [@NASCAR car of tommarow](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nascar-car-of-tommarow/25262/13):
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> shit, fuck, fail… i get a hard on if the fuckin breeze is right. i just happen to like the idea of nutting repeatedly in/on whatever girl happens to be enjoying the ride that particular day…

practice more and or sleep with hotter women.

i don’t have this problem?? :retardclap

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### Author: ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-problem/248029/100 "2009-11-03T10:36:01Z")

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> [@people with paint/body experience and good ideas...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-with-paint-body-experience-and-good-ideas/25265/15):
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> practice more and or sleep with hotter women.
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> i don’t have this problem?? :retardclap

had PLENTY of practice. dont you worry bout me.

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