# I have a Question **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 7, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930 "2009-01-07T22:38:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Maximus33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Maximus33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Maximus33)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/1 "2009-01-07T22:38:42Z")
SO me and my friend are both Chevy owners, and we were wondering - How do you get 4 mustang owners on 1 bar stool? You turn the bar stool over. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/2 "2009-01-07T22:39:32Z")
har har ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/3 "2009-01-07T22:41:49Z")
thats actually just a shitty gay guy joke. :tdown: def. not thread worthy. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/4 "2009-01-07T22:42:13Z")
oooo you’re a yamaha guy :ouch: ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/5 "2009-01-07T22:50:20Z")
What does FORD stand for? Fix Or Repair Daily :fail: Awesome jokes If I was back in 5th grade. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/6 "2009-01-07T22:52:47Z")
ford. first on race day! ford. found on road dead. ford. why am i wasting my time in this horrible thread. the lame joke thread could have been bumped instead andddddddddd then there might be worthy jokes posted. ---
**Author:** ![Maximus33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Maximus33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Maximus33)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/7 "2009-01-07T22:56:47Z")
What do you tell a mustang owner with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you done told him twice already… ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/8 "2009-01-07T23:06:19Z")
> [@Maximus33](#): > > What do you tell a mustang owner with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you done told him twice already… Q: what do you tell a fellow chevy enthusiast whose making an ass out of himself and wont shut the fuck up? A: go die in a firey car crash ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/9 "2009-01-07T23:08:48Z")
> [@ImportMuscle](#): > > Q: what do you tell a fellow chevy enthusiast whose making an ass out of himself and wont shut the fuck up? > > A: go die in a firey car crash :fry: ---
**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/10 "2009-01-07T23:51:03Z")
> [@ImportMuscle](#): > > Q: what do you tell a fellow chevy enthusiast whose making an ass out of himself and wont shut the fuck up? > > A: go die in a firey car crash LOL best joke yet ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/11 "2009-01-08T00:44:57Z")
> [@Willybeen](#): > > oooo you’re a yamaha guy :ouch: Eat a dick lol ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/12 "2009-01-08T04:02:17Z")
:tdown: ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/13 "2009-01-08T04:40:12Z")
this thread is crashing and burning… just like fords do at the track! ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/14 "2009-01-08T09:22:37Z")
who asks themselves questions and then answers them? ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/15 "2009-01-08T09:24:25Z")
Your joke sucked. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/16 "2009-01-08T09:26:24Z")
fail Please stick to night crew from now on. You are making us look bad, ---
**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/17 "2009-01-08T09:26:48Z")
> [@Maximus33](#): > > What do you tell a mustang owner with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you done told him twice already… How do you make a Mustang owner cry twice? Take our the bloody knife and wipe it on his teddy bea—err, driver’s seat. See, I can’t take stupid old cliche jokes and make the Mustang jokes too! (I’m at work so I changed the original word to “knife.”) ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/18 "2009-01-08T09:29:04Z")
I have a question…what has 87 posts, and sucks hard? got it yet? Maximus33 ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/19 "2009-01-08T09:36:03Z")
![http://startswithabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/t0m537.jpg](http://startswithabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/t0m537.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-a-question/60930/20 "2009-01-08T09:59:28Z")
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