# I have an experiment for anyone who didn't think the plane will take off

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 15, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217 "2006-02-15T19:21:34Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 10:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/281 "2006-12-05T22:31:35Z")

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But why would a conveyor belt want god to fly?

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**Author:** ![RedConquestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redconquesttsi/32/7326_2.png) [@RedConquestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedConquestTSi)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/282 "2006-12-05T22:32:19Z")

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Because the conveyor belt is Atheist, and doesn’t want Him near itself.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/283 "2006-12-05T22:35:55Z")

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If that was the case wouldn’t the conveyor belt be loaded with dirt trying to bury god, and not send him into the heavens?

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**Author:** ![RedConquestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redconquesttsi/32/7326_2.png) [@RedConquestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedConquestTSi)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/284 "2006-12-05T22:40:07Z")

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Maybe, another possibility is, the conveyor belt was looking out for God, since he is old, and cannot run as fast as the conveyor belt spins. His Staf simply cannot keep up, even with Thrust power on his side.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/285 "2006-12-05T22:49:08Z")

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It’s unpossible to know the true feelings of the conveyor belt.

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**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/286 "2006-12-06T00:39:44Z")

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you guys have seriously fucking lost it.

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**Author:** ![Rx3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rx3/32/7194_2.png) [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 2:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/287 "2006-12-06T02:12:40Z")

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This thread has more lives than Dracula. Who’s responsible this time?

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**Author:** ![Tkklemann](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tkklemann/32/7298_2.png) [@Tkklemann](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tkklemann)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/288 "2006-12-06T04:20:00Z")

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> [@Rx3](#):
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> This thread has more lives than Dracula. Who’s responsible this time?

Its a secret Government project. If you find out who is responsible, men in black suits will come to kill you.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 5:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/289 "2006-12-06T05:54:35Z")

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> [@dirtye30](#):
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> you guys have seriously fucking lost it.

No the conveyor belt did as everything rolled off the end of it. ☹

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**Author:** ![sureshot007](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot007/32/7345_2.png) [@sureshot007](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot007)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/290 "2006-12-06T08:54:52Z")

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> [@Rx3](#):
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> This thread has more lives than Dracula.

I thought Dracula was (un)dead?

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**Author:** ![RedConquestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redconquesttsi/32/7326_2.png) [@RedConquestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedConquestTSi)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 8:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/291 "2006-12-06T08:58:11Z")

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:word:

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**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/292 "2006-12-06T10:11:18Z")

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Ok, it has more lives than the Awweeeeeee Kittah thread… That better?

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**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/293 "2006-12-06T10:12:21Z")

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if people show up on the conveyor belts front door at 6 am to convert it to a different religion, will that have an effect on if the plane can take off the next day ?

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**Author:** ![RedConquestTSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redconquesttsi/32/7326_2.png) [@RedConquestTSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedConquestTSi)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/294 "2006-12-06T10:45:53Z")

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You’d have to ask BadNewsMini about that one…

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/295 "2006-12-06T11:09:59Z")

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> [@Willybeen](#):
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> thats what i thought… if the planes Speed over ground = 0 the plane would not lift … the way it is worded by 01audis4 makes sense though if the plane was able to reach a speed \> xxx mph

\< my thaughts exactly.

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**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/296 "2006-12-06T11:49:36Z")

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> [@HotRodKid](#):
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> can a seaplane take off if its pointed up river?

depends more on air speed, if the wind is pushing down river, and the plane is pointing up river, it will actually assist the plane in takeoff. It will reduce its actual speed, but the total airspeed over the wings of the plane is increased.

Assuming that the thrust of the engines are capable of overcoming any negative “ground (water) speed” caused by the force of water flowing in the opposite direction of the movement of the plane. I feel that any modern age airplane engine will be able to take off.

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/297 "2006-12-06T11:52:26Z")

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> [@JEG](#):
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> \< my thaughts exactly.

and thats because you do not understand newtowns second law, newton’s third law, and fluid mechanics

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/298 "2006-12-06T11:55:31Z")

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easy put…

Airspeed is the only thing that fucking matters with lift… pretend there are no wheels on the plane, or pontoons

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/299 "2006-12-06T12:50:23Z")

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> [@66impalass](#):
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> and thats because you do not understand newtowns second law, newton’s third law, and fluid mechanics

Um…How can a stationary aircraft suddenly go into the air when NO wind is creating lift under the wings?

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-an-experiment-for-anyone-who-didnt-think-the-plane-will-take-off/8217/300 "2006-12-06T12:53:33Z")

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> [@FightinMike](#):
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> depends more on air speed, if the wind is pushing down river, and the plane is pointing up river, it will actually assist the plane in takeoff. It will reduce its actual speed, but the total airspeed over the wings of the plane is increased.
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> Assuming that the thrust of the engines are capable of overcoming any negative “ground (water) speed” caused by the force of water flowing in the opposite direction of the movement of the plane. I feel that any modern age airplane engine will be able to take off.

Why do you know this? :poke:

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