# i have no idea how this happened...
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 21, 2006, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245 "2006-08-21T11:15:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/1 "2006-08-21T11:15:59Z")
somehow a lady from the jerry springer show got a hold of my cell number. i dont know if one of my friends called the show and left my number trying to be funny, but she calls me like 3x a day for the last 2 days and always leaves me voicemails saying joe, call me back, i know you have a lot of drama to tell me about… free trip to chicago, ect…
so i dont know what i should do. i have her number, i honestly dont have any drama that involves me directly (but i know of a bunch of drama surrounding a bunch of people)
advice? should i just make somethign up, get a free trip to chicago, and make an ass out of myself on national tv???
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### Author:  [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/2 "2006-08-21T11:17:40Z")
haha. dude make something up. Jam on springer FTMFW :lol:
tell him you are sick of your housemate’s (newman) binge drinking and cheating ways :lol:
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### Author:  [@Shrives](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shrives)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/3 "2006-08-21T11:23:37Z")
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/4 "2006-08-21T11:24:46Z")
well wtf should i do?
someone make up an elaborate cluster fuck, and come with me.
who wants in?
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### Author:  [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/5 "2006-08-21T11:25:02Z")
omfg. do it you won’t.
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### Author:  [@Estorvito](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Estorvito)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/6 "2006-08-21T11:26:23Z")
I hate fucking Dramma
**[size=6]Do It.[/size]**
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/7 "2006-08-21T11:31:22Z")
maybe she meant to call me?
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/8 "2006-08-21T11:33:05Z")
nyspeed invades springer
do it up hardcore !
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### Author:  [@Janny](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Janny)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/9 "2006-08-21T11:33:40Z")
party pooper:
I’m pretty sure there’s no way you can get away with that.
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### Author:  [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/10 "2006-08-21T11:35:03Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
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> well wtf should i do?
>
> someone make up an elaborate cluster fuck, and come with me.
>
> who wants in?
in.
HAHAHA
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/11 "2006-08-21T11:37:19Z")
> [@newman](#):
>
> maybe she meant to call me?
probably.
dude… it would be a very good show if you went on. a very, very good show.
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/12 "2006-08-21T11:39:07Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#):
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> someone make up an elaborate cluster fuck
You live with Newman.
/brainstorming
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### Author:  [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/13 "2006-08-21T11:52:46Z")
that would be so funny Jam. I think most of the people on there just have made up stories…I bet they encourage it :lol:
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### Author:  [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/14 "2006-08-21T12:00:20Z")
here is a stupid story.
just tell them that your roommate got your girlfriend pregnant because he stole her jeans and wore them out to the strip club one night. something that happened that night caused a little accident in the pants, and since they were so tight it got everywhere and ended up embedding themselves into the fabric. when she then unknowingly put them on a day later, some of the swimmers managed to find their way up into her egg region. 4 months later she has a belly and you don’t know who to side with, because the story is so sensational you really don’t want to believe either of them.
:shrug:
i duno 😛
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/15 "2006-08-21T12:03:16Z")
> [@Janny](#):
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> party pooper:
> I’m pretty sure there’s no way you can get away with that.
yea … because the springer show is concerned about bringing its viewers high quality, thruthful entertainment. therfore they fully investigate all stories b4 the show airs, and edit out any sections that prove to be lies, or that they cannot verify
:bloated:
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/16 "2006-08-21T12:06:04Z")
it will need to somehow involve a fat chick. noone likes them, we can all point and laugh. that whole inner beauty thing is just brain candy for lonely fatties.
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### Author:  [@woz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/woz)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/17 "2006-08-21T12:09:34Z")
holy shit jam, doo it
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/18 "2006-08-21T12:11:08Z")
Jam, you are not the father of shaniqua’s baby
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### Author:  [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/19 "2006-08-21T12:14:10Z")
me and my friends have always talked about doing this, just never actually thought out a story and went ahead with it lol
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [August 21, 2006, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-no-idea-how-this-happened/16245/20 "2006-08-21T12:19:27Z")
> [@Daddie](#):
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> Jam, you are not the father of shaniqua’s baby
phew thats a relief. i knew i should have warn a rubber…
my friend stole my gf! a newman-esque tale acted out by select nyspeed members… who’s fuckign in!!!
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