# I have terrific news! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 15, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765 "2005-12-15T16:19:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 4:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/1 "2005-12-15T16:19:57Z")
I drove drove down down to the orthodontist today. He said “Next time we’ll evaluate you to see if you’re ready for a retainer.” I said gee golly whiz, doc! I had these babies for 5 years the first time, and now 2 years. I was born with an underbite. The first docter was a bad man and corrected my bite but not my alignment. So my bite was all uneven. It was not a good time. Now my teeth are terrifically terrific. I called my agent and I’ll be appearing in midget porn soon enough! ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/2 "2005-12-15T16:22:10Z")
whats the big deal with having an underbite or an overbite? ---
**Author:** ![Choda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/choda/32/7347_2.png) [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/3 "2005-12-15T16:22:42Z")
i also saved a bunch of money on my insurance by switching to Erin:tup: ---
**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/4 "2005-12-15T16:24:56Z")
I like my crooked toofs. It’s real classy. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/5 "2005-12-15T16:27:16Z")
i have to get all 4 wisdom teeth out…i finally got insurance but I keep pussin out lol…that shits gon hurt. ---
**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/6 "2005-12-15T16:33:16Z")
I had all 4 of mine out with no pain… and local anesthetic ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/7 "2005-12-15T17:40:09Z")
> [@krazyjon](#): > > whats the big deal with having an underbite or an overbite? Speach problems and the sort. Not to mention it looks pretty stupid. It was pretty pronounced. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/8 "2005-12-15T18:12:01Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > I drove drove down down to the orthodontist today. > > He said “Next time we’ll evaluate you to see if you’re ready for a retainer.” > > I said gee golly whiz, doc! > > I had these babies for 5 years the first time, and now 2 years. I was born with an underbite. The first docter was a bad man and corrected my bite but not my alignment. So my bite was all uneven. It was not a good time. > > Now my teeth are terrifically terrific. will this improve your skills at S’in the D? ---
**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/9 "2005-12-15T18:28:21Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > i have to get all 4 wisdom teeth out…i finally got insurance but I keep pussin out lol…that shits gon hurt. stop being a bitch ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/10 "2005-12-15T18:40:30Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > will this improve your skills at S’in the D? I’ll try to not use my teeth next time. :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/11 "2005-12-15T19:04:12Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > I’ll try to not use my teeth next time. :shrug: thank god I wasn’t going to say anything because there was really good effort and you were really enthusiatic so i didn’t wanna hurt your feelings ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/12 "2005-12-15T19:09:43Z")
good to hear :tup: ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-terrific-news/5765/13 "2005-12-15T19:19:31Z")
> [@Minglor](#): > > thank god > > I wasn’t going to say anything because there was really good effort and you were really enthusiatic so i didn’t wanna hurt your feelings I offer money back guaranteeeeeeeeeee.