# i have to poop **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 7, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927 "2007-05-07T12:33:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KraZy\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@KraZy\_K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KraZy_K)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/1 "2007-05-07T12:33:22Z")
i have to take a shit… but there is someone in the bathroom, should i just go outside? ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/2 "2007-05-07T12:34:58Z")
I can’t say I ever had to shit myself… i was always able to hold it regardless… HAVE SOME WILLPOWER MAN!! ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/3 "2007-05-07T12:35:15Z")
real men shit outside. ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/4 "2007-05-07T12:35:16Z")
shit in the girls bathroom ---
**Author:** ![KraZy\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@KraZy\_K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KraZy_K)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/5 "2007-05-07T12:36:31Z")
i just blow up the girls bathroom…man i feel great ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/6 "2007-05-07T12:36:44Z")
YES. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/7 "2007-05-07T12:37:41Z")
that was fast. ---
**Author:** ![Dex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dex/32/7210_2.png) [@Dex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dex)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/8 "2007-05-07T12:40:00Z")
[quote=“KraZy K,post:5,topic:28927"”] i just blow up the girls bathroom…man i feel great [/quote] awesome. you KraZy man. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/9 "2007-05-07T12:42:50Z")
LOL its a win win you shat and you shat in clean comfort ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/10 "2007-05-07T12:44:35Z")
damm a 3 min shit, thats super quick ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/11 "2007-05-07T12:46:29Z")
[quote=“num482,post:10,topic:28927"”] damm a 3 min shit, thats super quick [/quote] That’s the way it should be. If you are fighting with a log for a half hour, then you have issues. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/12 "2007-05-07T12:48:08Z")
[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:11,topic:28927"”] If you are fighting with a log for a half hour, then you have issues. [/quote] hahahahahaha I lol’d ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/13 "2007-05-07T12:49:27Z")
is this krazy carl? ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/14 "2007-05-07T12:57:47Z")
I was going to recommend using an empty ice cream carton on the floor, while assuming the crab walk position and some good aim. ---
**Author:** ![87FOXGT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ecd19e/32.png) [@87FOXGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/87FOXGT)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/15 "2007-05-07T12:57:48Z")
Kory is that you? :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Schema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Schema](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Schema)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/16 "2007-05-07T12:59:55Z")
[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:11,topic:28927"”] If you are fighting with a log for a half hour, then you have issues. [/quote] If you’re taking a 3 min shit you have issues. Read the back of shampoo or something. Man law says 20 min minimum, even if you’ve been done for the past 15. ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/17 "2007-05-07T13:01:31Z")
taken a good shit is about relaxing, getting away from everything, your time. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/18 "2007-05-07T13:03:10Z")
[quote=“Schema,post:16,topic:28927"”] If you’re taking a 3 min shit you have issues. Read the back of shampoo or something. Man law says 20 min minimum, even if you’ve been done for the past 15. [/quote] Ah yes, only if there is reading material. At work, I am Frank Fast in the john. ---
**Author:** ![jrod0187](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ac91a4/32.png) [@jrod0187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jrod0187)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/19 "2007-05-07T13:03:13Z")
[quote=“Schema,post:16,topic:28927"”] If you’re taking a 3 min shit you have issues. Read the back of shampoo or something. Man law says 20 min minimum, even if you’ve been done for the past 15. [/quote] “Shit or get off the pot” ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/20 "2007-05-07T13:03:51Z")
[quote=“Locutus,post:13,topic:28927"”] is this krazy carl? [/quote] no [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927.md?page=2)