# i have to poop **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 7, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927 "2007-05-07T12:33:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/41 "2007-05-07T22:33:53Z")
[quote=“KraZy K,post:36,topic:28927"”] sometimes i get really hot so i have to get naked to shit…it really helps everything flow nicely. i think everyone should try it and get back to me!!! 😃 [/quote] I thought I was the only one. And I am not joking one bit. TEE FUCKING UP ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/42 "2007-05-08T07:11:22Z")
[quote=“87FOXGT,post:33,topic:28927"”] this thread makes me hungry for an el ninooooooooooooooo [/quote] For those of you who don’t habla espanol, that’s spanish for “The Nino.” And el Nino’s are for women. Go to Burrito Bay and get a Glutton ya nancy boy! ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/43 "2007-05-08T09:34:13Z")
I have yet to see someone finish off a glutton. ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/44 "2007-05-08T09:42:56Z")
[quote=“Z man,post:43,topic:28927"”] I have yet to see someone finish off a glutton. [/quote] If I can get a glutton with steak in it, I bet I could polish one off… ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/45 "2007-05-08T09:49:31Z")
i have to poop now too that i see this thread… im def going toblow up total tan’s bathroom on delaware ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/46 "2007-05-08T10:24:30Z")
I finished a glutton at work before. Got it loaded with hot sauce. (Rice inculded, that was dumb.) I begin eating on my lunch break. Stuffed myself. Resumed at 3. Finish at 4:30. Went home and curled up like a (happy) little girl. ---
**Author:** ![Tunerfreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tunerfreak/32/7427_2.png) [@Tunerfreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tunerfreak)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 12:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/47 "2007-05-08T12:23:40Z")
my father had to drink that liquid stuff last week for a colonoscapy (sp?) and he comes out of the bathroom and says to me “i didnt know i could piss out of my ass too” lol i could not stop laughing ---
**Author:** ![AKasprzyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/akasprzyk/32/4967_2.png) [@AKasprzyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKasprzyk)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/48 "2007-05-08T13:52:02Z")
[quote=“Locutus,post:13,topic:28927"”] is this krazy carl? [/quote] i bought a bike from him a few years back ^… nightmare. lol ---
**Author:** ![FoxiNox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e8cbc/32.png) [@FoxiNox](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FoxiNox)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 8:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/49 "2007-05-09T08:04:12Z")
oh my god…hahaha ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/50 "2007-05-09T09:02:40Z")
[quote=“KraZy K,post:36,topic:28927"”] sometimes i get really hot so i have to get naked to shit…it really helps everything flow nicely. i think everyone should try it and get back to me!!! 😃 [/quote] my friend dan gets 100% naked everytime he shits…ill never forgett the tie he was in the bathroom hammered @ brauns and some ranom guy walked in to piss and he left the door unlocked…man that guy got a surprise! ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/51 "2007-05-09T22:29:01Z")
You just need some good reading material to keep you busy! ![http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/NYSmag.jpg](http://users.adelphia.net/~cdabable/NYSmag.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/52 "2007-05-10T04:44:08Z")
:lol: That is outstanding! ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/53 "2007-05-10T04:47:45Z")
[quote=“FuzzyFish,post:51,topic:28927"”] You just need some good reading material to keep you busy! [/quote] haha fucking awesome! ---
**Author:** ![KraZy\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@KraZy\_K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KraZy_K)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/54 "2007-06-27T10:42:02Z")
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**Author:** ![KraZy\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@KraZy\_K](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KraZy_K)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/55 "2007-06-27T10:43:29Z")
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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/56 "2007-06-27T10:50:01Z")
[quote=“JaysGreenLX,post:24,topic:28927"”] Now that made me laugh. You should never sit on the toilet long enough for your dump to harden on the escape chute. [/quote] well ill be damned… no wonder i always have horrible moist ass during the day after a large dookie. im always taking 35 min dumps… never thought bout that thanks 👏 ---
**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2007, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/57 "2007-06-27T10:54:00Z")
well i prefer the courtesy flush for myself…no need to sit and smeel your own shit. but while we are on this topic, is it better to recieve a blumpkin in a port-a-jon or in the comfort of your own bathroom? i was once asked this by my boss at john and marys…he was a wierdo [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927.md?page=2)