# i have to poop

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**Created:** [May 7, 2007, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927 "2007-05-07T12:33:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![badazzss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@badazzss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/badazzss)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-poop/28927/25 "2007-05-07T13:48:55Z")

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lol @ this thread.

seriously though, im always on there for at least 15 mins. at work its usually 20-25-30, depending on how craptacular the day is going. no pun intended. and i get pissed if theres no newspaper in the bathroom… OR if there is one, but its on the floor and someone misfired onto it. seriously, do u piss and miss the toilet from a foot away??

the home bathroom is stocked full with maxim, fhm, stuff, etc. the essentials.

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