# I have to tell someone this before i blow up... **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 31, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-tell-someone-this-before-i-blow-up/245805 "2009-07-31T10:27:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 56
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-tell-someone-this-before-i-blow-up/245805/56 "2009-07-31T16:51:40Z")
> [@Kovalev elbow to tucker...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/kovalev-elbow-to-tucker/21087/15): > > So I left my lights on in the civic and the battery died, annoying but not a huge deal, just gotta jump the thing. Fortunately my dad’s 2009 altima is in the garage. I have ridden in the car only a hand full of times, literally. He treats this car like its a classic ferrari with a 100 miles on it. So I try to push the civic towards the garage and I can’t do it, plus its raining. So I go to get the key to the altima and Im thinking how touchy my dad can be… especially about that fucking car. So I call him up to be respectful to ask him if i can drive the car a whole ten feet so I can jump my car and he goes no, I dont think thats gonna work out. Im like dad, its seriously like a 1 second drive… Im not going to bust the car. Hes like yahh no, Il come home from work. You should have went for a joy ride with it. Return and raise the front end with a brick on the throttle in reverse to remove the miles from the odometer. While wheels are spinning, have an emotional breakdown about how he loves the car more than you. Kick the front bumper out of sissy anger until you knock the car off it’s mount and the car peels out in reverse, smashing through the glass wall of your raised showroom garage. Stare blankly at the car while it lays wrecked in the overgrowth of the gully below. --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-have-to-tell-someone-this-before-i-blow-up/245805)._