# I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 23, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307 "2009-12-23T17:07:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/301 "2009-12-23T21:34:30Z")

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> [@EffingGreat"](#):
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> Pink rims though… really? I’d probably have to think twice about it. lol _shrugs_

I fucked a chick in the ass that had a bad wheel bearing on her car. It was fun.

I’d do it again.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/302 "2009-12-23T21:34:59Z")

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> [@EffingGreat"](#):
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> Did I mention… BTW… that PlentofFish isn’t SPECIFICALLY a dating site, it’s a networking site, and I had it in my profile that I was looking to meet WHOEVER to hang out when I came back to the 518. I had my profile set so guys AND girls could message me and I am VERY straight.

:rofl I use the term “plenty of fish in the sea” when networking too.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/303 "2009-12-23T21:35:50Z")

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> [@TurboTravis"](#):
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> I fucked a chick in the ass that had a bad wheel bearing on her car. It was fun.
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> I’d do it again.

were u drooling over the new matchboxes/hot wheels you purchased that day?

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/304 "2009-12-23T21:36:43Z")

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> [@TurboTravis"](#):
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> I fucked a chick in the ass that had a bad wheel bearing on her car. It was fun.
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> I’d do it again.

Uhm… go you? lol

I’m currently dating a guy who doesn’t have a car. No, he’s not a loser… he’s got two daughter’s and ran into some crap and had to sell his Mountaineer.

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/305 "2009-12-23T21:36:49Z")

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EG, Kdubs said you have double Ds? Nice…!

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/306 "2009-12-23T21:37:31Z")

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:rofl this thread delivers

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/307 "2009-12-23T21:37:31Z")

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> [@TurboTravis"](#):
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> EG, Kdubs said you have double Ds? Nice…!

LOL Uh huh… hang on. I’ll find the pic I wanted to post.

NO it’s not nude…

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**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/308 "2009-12-23T21:37:58Z")

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No matter the point of this thread, there were a few good lol’s to be had

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/309 "2009-12-23T21:38:38Z")

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> [@EffingGreat"](#):
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> LOL Uh huh… hang on. I’ll find the pic I wanted to post.
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> NO it’s not nude…

u sure?

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/310 "2009-12-23T21:39:13Z")

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> [@EffingGreat"](#):
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> Uhm… go you? lol
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> I’m currently dating a guy who doesn’t have a car. No, he’s not a loser… he’s got two daughter’s and ran into some crap and had to sell his Mountaineer.

Luckily he can fight his way on and off the bus.

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**Author:** ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/311 "2009-12-23T21:39:26Z")

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i posted my resume on craigslist in the personals section, just waiting for the corporate big wigs to see what they’ve been missing out on and reply

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**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/312 "2009-12-23T21:39:46Z")

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> [@TurboTravis"](#):
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> EG, Kdubs said you have double Ds? Nice…!

Come on Travis. dont use me as your excuse to hit on her… :rofl

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/313 "2009-12-23T21:40:14Z")

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> [@JClark"](#):
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> Luckily he can fight his way on and off the bus.

LMAO He doesn’t take the bus, he takes my truck to work.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/314 "2009-12-23T21:40:18Z")

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> [@EffingGreat"](#):
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> Uhm… go you? lol
> 
> I’m currently dating a guy who doesn’t have a car. No, he’s not a loser… he’s got two daughter’s and ran into some crap and had to sell his Mountaineer.

do you live with him and his mom or ex? a mountaineer eh? :thumbup bet that shit goes 0-60 in about 4 seconds or so… i mean you counted to 4 mississippi and you were about there. right?

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/315 "2009-12-23T21:40:53Z")

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> [@JClark"](#):
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> Luckily he can fight his way on and off the bus.

:rofl :rofl THERE IT IS!

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/316 "2009-12-23T21:40:54Z")

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> [@97cavy"](#):
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> No matter the point of this thread, there were a few good lol’s to be had

😃 I got 4 + rep for some of the shit I said. lol

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/317 "2009-12-23T21:41:33Z")

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> [@EffingGreat"](#):
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> 😃 I got 4 + rep for some of the shit I said. lol

want a cookie to go along with them?

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/318 "2009-12-23T21:41:46Z")

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I hope this works. ☹

![http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp357/Rissa_Anne/BikerVest.jpg](http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp357/Rissa_Anne/BikerVest.jpg)

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/319 "2009-12-23T21:41:53Z")

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cliff notes:

failvis strikes again

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/320 "2009-12-23T21:42:24Z")

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WOOHOO, I did it. 🙂 THanks Cav for teaching me how to do it! 😃

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