# I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 23, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307 "2009-12-23T17:07:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/361 "2009-12-23T21:52:28Z")

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> [@i can't wait to hit the dyno](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-wait-to-hit-the-dyno/27605/46):
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> Truth… I guess that means that I was interested in him at some point too huh???

the truth finally comes out 13+ pages in…:number1

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/362 "2009-12-23T21:52:33Z")

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its not her vest but the chain looks extra genuine.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/363 "2009-12-23T21:53:01Z")

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Kdubblies - I’d rep you but apparently there’s a 24 hour limit on rep and I’m there.

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/364 "2009-12-23T21:53:12Z")

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> [@Auto0utcast."](#):
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> the truth finally comes out 13+ pages in…:number1

I knew it 5 minutes into this thread.

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/365 "2009-12-23T21:54:42Z")

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Kdibz and I make good dancing partners, and good internet-owning partners.

True story. Possible IRL example mid-Jan.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/366 "2009-12-23T21:54:54Z")

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what does chuck norris think of you cheating on him with travis, effingspectacular?

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**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/367 "2009-12-23T21:54:55Z")

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> [@Just bought a new bike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-bought-a-new-bike/27665/15):
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> Kdubblies - I’d rep you but apparently there’s a 24 hour limit on rep and I’m there.

U can rep me later :lol if your lucky I’ll return the favor :shifty

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/368 "2009-12-23T21:55:01Z")

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> [@My turn to rub it in...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-turn-to-rub-it-in/27659/14):
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> HAHA I had to! :lol

+rep has been given.

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/369 "2009-12-23T21:55:48Z")

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> [@vw=sti w/ mods](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/vw-sti-w-mods/17672/98):
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> hey effingreat:
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> im looking for a new outfit to wear to my uncle’s wedding, could you PM me the address of where you purchased that leather vest?
> 
> YEAH IT IS YOUR BAD

LOL ONCE AGAIN, it’s my buddy’s vest, you can tell since the vest is OBVIOUSLY 10 times to big for me.

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/370 "2009-12-23T21:56:54Z")

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> [@kramerbuccs24"](#):
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> what does chuck norris think of you cheating on him with travis, effingspectacular?

Funny thing about all that is…

1. he took PART of that quote and reposted it
2. I NEVER cheated on my man with that piece of trash wanna be.

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**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/371 "2009-12-23T21:57:23Z")

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> [@TurboTravis"](#):
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> Kdibz and I make good dancing partners, and good internet-owning partners.
> 
> True story. Possible IRL example mid-Jan.

HAHA… years and years ago… mid jan you will be dancing with one of my girls… sorry hun…

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/372 "2009-12-23T21:57:26Z")

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> [@EffingGreat"](#):
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> LOL ONCE AGAIN, it’s my buddy’s vest, you can tell since the vest is OBVIOUSLY 10 times to big for me.

i didnt know if that was the style or what

anyways if you could get me an address, phone number, and the name of the tailor that’d be effingAWESOME

> [@Mitsu 4B11 training vid](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mitsu-4b11-training-vid/27673/2):
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> Funny thing about all that is…
> 
> 1. he took PART of that quote and reposted it
> 2. I NEVER cheated on my man with that piece of trash wanna be.

mm hmm. i’m sure.

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/373 "2009-12-23T21:57:46Z")

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looks good from here, black shows 10 less pounds i heard.

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**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/374 "2009-12-23T21:58:24Z")

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> [@Mitsu 4B11 training vid](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mitsu-4b11-training-vid/27673/2):
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> Funny thing about all that is…
> 
> 1. he took PART of that quote and reposted it
> 2. I NEVER cheated on my man with that piece of trash wanna be.

Compton, Compton  
Compton, Compton…

Real muthaphuckkin G’s  
Real muthaphuckkin G’s  
Real Muthaphuckkin G’s

Hey, yo, doctor  
Here’s another proper track  
And it’s phat, watch the sniper  
Time to pay the piper

And let that real shit provoke  
So you’s a wanna be loc  
And you’ll get smoked

And I hope that your fans understand  
When you talk about spraying me  
The same records that you making  
Is paying me

Motherfuck Dre  
Motherfuck Snoop  
Motherfuck Death Row  
Gentlemen, here comes my left blow

Cause I’m the E-A-Z-Y-E  
And this is the season  
To let the real motherfucking G’s in

You’re like a kid  
You found a pup  
And now you’re dapper  
But tell me where the fuck  
You found an anorexic rapper

Talking about  
Who you go squabble with  
And who you shoot  
You’re only sixty pounds  
When you’re wet and wearing boots

Damn, E, they tried  
To fade you on Dre Day  
But Dre Day only met  
Eazy’s pay day

All of a sudden  
Dr. Dre is a G thang  
But on his old album cover  
He was a she thang

So, \*\*\*\*\*, please, \*\*\*\*\*, please  
Don’t step to these  
Motherfucking real G’s

Every day, it’s a new rapper  
Claiming to be dapper then the Dresta  
Softer then a bitch but  
Portrayed the role of gangster

Ain’t broke a law in your life  
Yet every time you rap  
You yap about the guns and knifes

Just take a good look at the \*\*\*\*\*  
And you’ll capture the fact  
That the bastard is  
Simply just an actor

Who mastered the bang  
And the slang and the mental  
Of \*\*\*\*\*\* in Compton, Watts  
Snd South Central

Never, ever once  
Have you ran with the turf  
Yet in every verse you claim  
You used to do the dirt  
But tell me who’s a witness  
To your fucking work

See, you never had no buiness  
So save the drama, jerk,  
\*\*\*\*\*\* straight kill me  
Knowing that they pranksters  
This is going out  
To you studio gangsters

See, I did dirt, put in work  
And many \*\*\*\*\*\* can vouch that  
So since I got stripes  
I got the right to rap about that

But \*\*\*\*\*\* like you  
I gotta hate you cause  
I’m tired of Suburban \*\*\*\*\*\*  
Talkin about they come from projects

Knowing you ain’t seen  
The parts of the streets, G  
Think you started trying  
To bang around the time  
Of the peace treaty  
Wearin khakis and mob  
While you rhyme  
Little fag, try to sag  
But you flooding at the same time

And your set don’t accept you  
Scared to kick it with yer homies  
Cause you know they don’t respect you

So, \*\*\*\*\*, please  
Check nuts before  
You step to these  
Motherfucking real G’s

Well, it the knock out definition  
Original baby gangster  
Approach me like you hard  
Motherfucker I’m-a bank you  
Shank you with my fucking shank  
If i have to

Dr Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg  
Are fucking actors, pranksters  
Studio gangsters, busters  
But this time you’re dealing  
With some real motherfuckers

G’s, \*\*\*\*\*, please  
Don’t try to step  
Because if you do  
Then a pill cap  
Is all that would be left

See, young \*\*\*\*\*\* like me  
Will break you off something  
Claiming my city, but, Dre  
You ain’t from Compton

\*\*\*\*\*\* like ya’ll  
Is what I call wannabes  
It ain’t shit compared  
To real motherfucking G’s

Popping on this track  
We ruthless

I never met an OG  
Who never did shit wrong  
You tried to dis the Eazy-E  
So now, \*\*\*\*\*, it’s on you

And your Doggy Dogg  
Think you’re all honk and shit  
Both of you bitches can come  
And suck my doggy dick

Beating up a bitch  
Don’t make you shit  
But then again some \*\*\*\*\*\*  
Think it makes a man

Damn, it’s a trip  
How a \*\*\*\*\* could switch so quick  
From wearing lipstick  
To smoking on Chronic at picnics

And now you think you’re bigger  
But to me you ain’t nothing  
But a bitch ass \*\*\*\*\*

That ain’t worth a food stamp  
And at Death Row  
I hear you’re getting treated  
Like boot camp

Gotta follow your  
Sargeant’s directions  
Or get yer ass pumped  
With a Smith and Wesson

Learn a lesson from the Eaz  
Stay in your place  
And don’t step to  
Real motherfucking G’s

Yo, Dre (whassup) (bang)  
Should have known by now  
Yo, Dre (whassup) (bang)  
Should have known by now  
Yo, Dre (whassup) (bang)  
Should have known by now…

Eazy does it

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/375 "2009-12-23T21:58:25Z")

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> [@Mitsu 4B11 training vid](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/mitsu-4b11-training-vid/27673/2):
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> Funny thing about all that is…
> 
> 1. he took PART of that quote and reposted it
> 2. I NEVER cheated on my man with that piece of trash wanna be.

only needed part. and no. i have never gone Al HaSan on you.

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**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/376 "2009-12-23T21:58:27Z")

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LAFF! Dammit Kramer I’m out of rep points! Shooting blanks if you will…

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**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/377 "2009-12-23T21:58:32Z")

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> [@Just bought a new bike](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/just-bought-a-new-bike/27665/16):
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> +rep has been given.

LOL… thanks!:hug

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**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/378 "2009-12-23T21:59:16Z")

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> [@Benefit for my daughter April 14th.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benefit-for-my-daughter-april-14th/24487/124):
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> LAFF! Dammit Kramer I’m out of rep points! Shooting blanks if you will…

is that what you tell all the girls?

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/379 "2009-12-23T21:59:41Z")

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> [@FS: Hurst shifter for 97-04 Corvettes](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-hurst-shifter-for-97-04-corvettes/27672/2):
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> only needed part. and no. i have never gone Al HaSan on you.

That did not make sense.

> [@Benefit for my daughter April 14th.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benefit-for-my-daughter-april-14th/24487/124):
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> LAFF! Dammit Kramer I’m out of rep points! Shooting blanks if you will…

chris07ss stylez

> [@kdubs"](#):
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> is that what you tell all the girls?

plus rep to you, ma’am, got a chuckle out of that

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/380 "2009-12-23T21:59:52Z")

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> [@Benefit for my daughter April 14th.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benefit-for-my-daughter-april-14th/24487/124):
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> LAFF! Dammit Kramer I’m out of rep points! Shooting blanks if you will…

you turned into alpineskier? (chris07SS)

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