# I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 23, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307 "2009-12-23T17:07:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![TracEy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tracey/32/6561_2.png) [@TracEy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TracEy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/381 "2009-12-23T22:00:13Z")
We are crying over here we are laughing so hard! ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/382 "2009-12-23T22:00:20Z")
> [@kdubs"](#): > > is that what you tell all the girls? Yes, but its more wishful thinking than a line. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/383 "2009-12-23T22:00:38Z")
> [@FS: Civic EK Hatch (56k: get DSL you cheap bastards)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-civic-ek-hatch-56k-get-dsl-you-cheap-bastards/27642/24): > > HAHA… years and years ago… mid jan you will be dancing with one of my girls… sorry hun… I may have to get hella-twisted that night. ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/384 "2009-12-23T22:00:57Z")
> [@Benefit for my daughter April 14th.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benefit-for-my-daughter-april-14th/24487/124): > > LAFF! Dammit Kramer I’m out of rep points! Shooting blanks if you will… That’s cuz you wasted them all on me earlier. lol jk ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/385 "2009-12-23T22:00:58Z")
OMFG I love this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/386 "2009-12-23T22:01:00Z")
> [@SOLD: '87 BMW 325is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-87-bmw-325is/27674/2): > > That did not make sense. > > chris07ss stylez #1 damn you for beating me to the chris joke #2 al hasan macks it with all the ladies… i did not “mack it” with the “great one” ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/387 "2009-12-23T22:01:03Z")
> [@SOLD: '87 BMW 325is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-87-bmw-325is/27674/2): > > chris07ss stylez > [@Finally made my way over here...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-made-my-way-over-here/27664/27): > > you turned into alpineskier? (chris07SS) epic fail. gtfo of my internets. > [@talk about a punch in the stomach](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-a-punch-in-the-stomach/26974/142): > > Yes, but its more wishful thinking than a line. :rofl :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/388 "2009-12-23T22:01:23Z")
> [@TurboTravis"](#): > > I may have to get hella-twisted that night. 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/389 "2009-12-23T22:02:41Z")
> [@Funny show pilot on youtube...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-show-pilot-on-youtube/27670/2): > > That’s cuz you wasted them all on me earlier. lol jk Snap! Look who’s fitting in! ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/390 "2009-12-23T22:03:22Z")
Everyone gimme five minutes for something funny, i swear it wont be my cock! hang on! ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/391 "2009-12-23T22:03:38Z")
> [@Funny show pilot on youtube...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-show-pilot-on-youtube/27670/2): > > That’s cuz you wasted them all on me earlier. lol jk lies!! JClark has never been with a woman. ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/392 "2009-12-23T22:03:55Z")
> [@SOLD: '87 BMW 325is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-87-bmw-325is/27674/2): > > plus rep to you, ma’am, got a chuckle out of that lol… > [@Is 5.14 too steep??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/is-5-14-too-steep/24739/17): > > We are crying over here we are laughing so hard! HAHA… same here hun > [@talk about a punch in the stomach](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-a-punch-in-the-stomach/26974/142): > > Yes, but its more wishful thinking than a line. 🤣rofl:rofl:rofl > [@TurboTravis"](#): > > I may have to get hella-twisted that night. :shifty > [@FS/TRADE: 1991 S10 Pickup, Reg Cab, Longbed, 4.3L, Auto, $600](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-trade-1991-s10-pickup-reg-cab-longbed-4-3l-auto-600/27629/9): > > OMFG I love this thread. HAHA join the club… ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/393 "2009-12-23T22:04:23Z")
> [@TurboTravis"](#): > > Everyone gimme five minutes for something funny, i swear it wont be my cock! hang on! no, see… if you posted your cock, it would be laughable…:rofl ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/394 "2009-12-23T22:04:34Z")
> [@TurboTravis"](#): > > Everyone gimme five minutes for something funny, i swear it wont be my cock! hang on! BS… i’m not falling for that again… ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/395 "2009-12-23T22:04:37Z")
> [@FS: 92 Integra parts car](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-92-integra-parts-car/27223/15): > > Snap! Look who’s fitting in! she’s doing effingswell! > [@TurboTravis"](#): > > Everyone gimme five minutes for something funny, i swear it wont be my cock! hang on! gtfo loser > [@04/22/2007 ECC-N WNY Event 1 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/04-22-2007-ecc-n-wny-event-1-thread/27647/28): > > lies!! JClark has never been with a woman. neither have you. those were manbearpigs and that pornstar girl was hideous. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/396 "2009-12-23T22:05:50Z")
> [@04/22/2007 ECC-N WNY Event 1 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/04-22-2007-ecc-n-wny-event-1-thread/27647/29): > > neither have you. those were manbearpigs > > and that pornstar girl was hideous. you have not seen all of my ex’s homie… nor am i about to post pics of them. :shifty ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/397 "2009-12-23T22:07:28Z")
![http://memegenerator.net/Instances/391/Wayne64SS-KJUGS-SAYS-YOUR-DOING-IT-WRONG.jpg](http://memegenerator.net/Instances/391/Wayne64SS-KJUGS-SAYS-YOUR-DOING-IT-WRONG.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/398 "2009-12-23T22:07:41Z")
HAHA… Wayne - apparently I am giving cleavage counseling… just received a boobie pic in PM LMAO… ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/399 "2009-12-23T22:07:46Z")
> [@WTB: 98 honda civic door handle](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-98-honda-civic-door-handle/27657/5): > > you have not seen all of my ex’s homie… You’re so keen to throw them up I figured you’d only post the best of the bunch, of which included a retarded looking girl with dinnerplate nipples and a future Proactive: Bacne Edition TV model. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/400 "2009-12-23T22:09:18Z")
> [@wtb: couches](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-couches/27631/15): > > HAHA… Wayne - apparently I am giving cleavage counseling… just received a boobie pic in PM LMAO… who sent boobie pics?!?!?! [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307.md?page=19) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307.md?page=21)