# I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 23, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307 "2009-12-23T17:07:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 26
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/501 "2009-12-23T23:23:32Z")
> [@i can't wait to hit the dyno](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-wait-to-hit-the-dyno/27605/56): > > Well those flapjacks of fat you call double d’s don’t look anything like a set of double d’s… But I’m used to seeing them on chicks half your size. I mean, I’ve been with some big bitches… But they know their sacks of fat aren’t anything to brag to a forum worth of dudes about. > > When giving tit size, circumference of your stomach should be given as well. I don’t care about tits when the stomach sticks out further than the titties do. That’s REALLY cute too, seeing as you’re probably used to fucking bimbo’s with so much silicon and plastic in them it makes BARBIE jealous. NOT my problem. If I had tits like this and was as tiny as you think I should be, I’d fall over. THAT SAID, my stomach does not stick out further than my tits do. You’re right though, I have gained weight… but guess what dumbass… I can lose weight and I’ll look good. You can’t fix STUPID and you damn sure can’t fix asshole. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/502 "2009-12-23T23:24:18Z")
> [@finance question.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finance-question/27622/15): > > i love when bitches say “i got DD’s” yeah well they arent supposed to be lmao ONCE AGAIN… they’re D’s even when I have a flat stomach… ^5 on reading up on the forum though. Why do any of you speak if you don’t bother reading? ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/503 "2009-12-23T23:24:48Z")
> [@finance question.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finance-question/27622/15): > > i love when bitches say “i got DD’s” yeah well they arent supposed to be lmao They mean double dimples in their double chin… ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/504 "2009-12-23T23:27:13Z")
> [@Couple pics with the wheels on](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/couple-pics-with-the-wheels-on/27653/16): > > That’s REALLY cute too, seeing as you’re probably used to fucking bimbo’s with so much silicon and plastic in them it makes BARBIE jealous. NOT my problem. > > If I had tits like this and was as tiny as you think I should be, I’d fall over. > > THAT SAID, my stomach does not stick out further than my tits do. You’re right though, I have gained weight… but guess what dumbass… I can lose weight and I’ll look good. You can’t fix STUPID and you damn sure can’t fix asshole. 🙂 Lol but you’re being made fun of by everyone in this thread and you’re too stupid to realize that. Trust me, chef Blythe… I’m not stupid. ---
**Author:** ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/505 "2009-12-23T23:29:31Z")
from the TurboTravis school of forum posting: Intro] You just popped in the Kanye West Get right for the summer workout tape And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly You might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player Man, at least a dude wit’ a car So first of all we gon’ work on the stomach Nobody wants a little tight ass! [Verse 1] 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave Don’t drop the blunt and disrespect the weed Pick up your son and don’t disrespect your seed It’s a party tonight and ooh she’s so excited Tell me who’s invited: you, your friends and my dick What’s scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me So excuse me miss, I forgot your name Thank you, God bless you, good night I came… I came… I came… [Chorus:] It’s been a week without me And she feels weak without me She wanna talk it out but Ain’t nothin to talk about less She talks about freakin out so Maybe we can work it out Work it out [4x] Maybe we could work it out [Verse 2] Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet Ooh, girl your breath is HARSH Cover your mouth up like you got SARS Off them tracks yea I bought them cars Still killa a \*\*\*\*\* on 16 bars We ain’t sweatin’ to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat Maybe one day girl we can bone So you can brag to all your homies now But I still mess with a big girl if you ain’t fit girl I’ll hit girl 1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz 4 door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8 All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas [Chorus] [Interlude: Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background] [Jill] Hi, may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye’s workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player And like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo! [Lasandra] My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say that ever since listenin’ to Kanye’s workout tape I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13’s put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun And what’s most importantly is that I ain’t gotta fuck Ray Ray’s broke ass no mo’ (Work it mo’ juge it mo’ pump it mo, Chi-town mo’ let’s go mo’) [Alamae] My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama and I just want to say since listenin’ to Kanye’s workout tape I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane [Girl] Thanks to Kanye’s workout plan I’m the envy of all my friends See I pulled me a baller man (yeah) And I don’t gotta work at the mall again [Beat changes] (Lemme break ya wit’ a piece of) My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!) I wanna see you work out (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) (It’s that old Michael Jackson shit) That’s right put in work, move your ass, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve It’s Kanye’s workout plan I said it’s Kanye’s workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen) It’s Kanye’s workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself) His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y’all to clap like this) That’s right, put in work Move your ass, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve (Stop!) It’s Kanye’s workout plan (Ok bring) I said it’s Kanye’s workout plan (I know y’all ain’t tired) It’s Kanye’s workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya) His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (To give me a soul clap ok? Double time) That’s right, put in work (Woo!) Move your ass, go berserk (Ow! Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!) Get that man you deserve That’s right, put in work (Put in work) Move your ass, go berserk (Go berserk) Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert) Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh) That’s right, put in work (That’s right put in work) Move your ass, go berserk (Go berserk) Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert) Get that man you deserve (Woo!) (Okay, okay, okay, that’s, that’d be good) [Applause and cheering] (I appreciate your time) I want to see you work out for me Woah, yeah ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/506 "2009-12-23T23:33:43Z")
> [@Cliff"](#): > > Lol but you’re being made fun of by everyone in this thread and you’re too stupid to realize that. Trust me, chef Blythe… I’m not stupid. Oh trust me… I understand that people are talking shit. But the shit MOST of these people are saying is COMPLETELY untrue and trust me… none of their dribble bothers me. And there are a few people in here who are talking shit and poking fun and talk to me and have sent me PM’s and talk to me and AREN’T seriously talking shit. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/507 "2009-12-23T23:40:23Z")
> [@EffingGreat"](#): > > Oh trust me… I understand that people are talking shit. But the shit MOST of these people are saying is COMPLETELY untrue and trust me… none of their dribble bothers me. > > And there are a few people in here who are talking shit and poking fun and talk to me and have sent me PM’s and talk to me and AREN’T seriously talking shit. PM… "congrats… I’m not a fucking twig… thanks for letting me know that cuz I’d have NEVER known unless you told me. _rolls eyes_ lol You’re a grown ass man, so fucking act like it. People wanna rag on other’s in here and talk shit that’s fine… most of them saying it in a joking manner and the one’s who don’t at LEAST let it seem like they could be joking." You come in here throwing punches at Travis… Well they’re being thrown right back. Step off your high horse… You’re not awsome. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/508 "2009-12-23T23:42:11Z")
Added to Travis Content in battlefield 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/509 "2009-12-23T23:42:41Z")
> [@Benefit for my daughter April 14th.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benefit-for-my-daughter-april-14th/24487/132): > > PM… "congrats… > > I’m not a fucking twig… thanks for letting me know that cuz I’d have NEVER known unless you told me. _rolls eyes_ lol You’re a grown ass man, so fucking act like it. People wanna rag on other’s in here and talk shit that’s fine… most of them saying it in a joking manner and the one’s who don’t at LEAST let it seem like they could be joking." > > You come in here throwing punches at Travis… Well they’re being thrown right back. Step off your high horse… You’re not awsome. WHOA… step off YOUR fucking high horse. I had a fucking REASON to come in here talking shit to that piece of crap failure of a human life form. DON’T fucking come talking shit to me about ANYTHING if you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. BOTTOM LINE, you came in late, you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about or why I even started on Travis’s case… NOR did you bother to find out why I hopped on his shit. So once again… fuck yourself. ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/510 "2009-12-23T23:43:04Z")
> [@Not to be eerie... (Death related.)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/not-to-be-eerie-death-related/27496/62): > > Added to Travis Content in battlefield 🙂 What’s up Hooked? ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/511 "2009-12-23T23:54:55Z")
> [@Benefit for my daughter April 14th.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/benefit-for-my-daughter-april-14th/24487/133): > > WHOA… step off YOUR fucking high horse. I had a fucking REASON to come in here talking shit to that piece of crap failure of a human life form. DON’T fucking come talking shit to me about ANYTHING if you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. BOTTOM LINE, you came in late, you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about or why I even started on Travis’s case… NOR did you bother to find out why I hopped on his shit. So once again… fuck yourself. You even said you’re the new kid on the block, well, you’re fucking annoying cause you beg for attention. No one gives a shit about your tits… take those pics down please. They’re gross… ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/512 "2009-12-23T23:57:10Z")
> [@FS: $150 Circuit City Gift Card.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-150-circuit-city-gift-card/27354/12): > > You even said you’re the new kid on the block, well, you’re fucking annoying cause you beg for attention. No one gives a shit about your tits… take those pics down please. They’re gross… would it make u feel better if i posted my moobs?:eek3 ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/513 "2009-12-23T23:58:19Z")
> [@FS: $150 Circuit City Gift Card.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-150-circuit-city-gift-card/27354/12): > > You even said you’re the new kid on the block, well, you’re fucking annoying cause you beg for attention. No one gives a shit about your tits… take those pics down please. They’re gross… I’m not BEGGING for anything. I posted them cuz I fucking felt like it. If you don’t fucking like them DON’T FUCKING LOOK. Guess what you cock sucking stupid mother fucker… I fought and almost died for my freedom of speech and you bet your god damn ass I’m going to fucking USE IT. So when I want to post pictures of WHATEVER FUCKING PART OF MY BODY I FEEL LIKE POSTING YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I WILL FUCKING POST THEM. If the moderator’s don’t like it, they can do whatever they want with it. Keep it, delete it, ban me… don’t give a fuck. But YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS you won’t be the one to get me to shut my mouth when I have something to say or post. ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/514 "2009-12-23T23:58:51Z")
> [@mcflurry"](#): > > would it make u feel better if i posted my moobs?:eek3 lol @ moobs… haven’t heard that word used before ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/515 "2009-12-23T23:59:43Z")
> [@FS: $150 Circuit City Gift Card.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-150-circuit-city-gift-card/27354/12): > > You even said you’re the new kid on the block, well, you’re fucking annoying cause you beg for attention. No one gives a shit about your tits… take those pics down please. They’re gross… And just because I’m the “new kid” doesn’t mean I haven’t known Travis for longer than I’ve been on the site… so for the umpteenth time… fuck yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/516 "2009-12-24T00:00:47Z")
> [@mcflurry"](#): > > would it make u feel better if i posted my moobs?:eek3 Yes. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/517 "2009-12-24T00:00:57Z")
> [@Rare NYSPEED cars, for real.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rare-nyspeed-cars-for-real/27584/94): > > lol @ moobs… haven’t heard that word used before really?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?1?!:wow ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/518 "2009-12-24T00:01:44Z")
> [@Finally made my way over here...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-made-my-way-over-here/27664/41): > > really?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?1?!:wow lol Nah, I guess I’m “sheltered”… but I don’t think so. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/519 "2009-12-24T00:02:41Z")
> [@Expensive thinking.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/expensive-thinking/27687/4): > > Yes. takin pix as we speak:wierd ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/520 "2009-12-24T00:03:07Z")
> [@mcflurry"](#): > > takin pix as we speak:wierd LMAO Oh joy. 🙂 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307.md?page=25) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307.md?page=27)