# I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 23, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307 "2009-12-23T17:07:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/521 "2009-12-24T00:03:11Z")

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> [@Rare NYSPEED cars, for real.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/rare-nyspeed-cars-for-real/27584/93):
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> I’m not BEGGING for anything. I posted them cuz I fucking felt like it. If you don’t fucking like them DON’T FUCKING LOOK.
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> Guess what you cock sucking stupid mother fucker… I fought and almost died for my freedom of speech and you bet your god damn ass I’m going to fucking USE IT. So when I want to post pictures of WHATEVER FUCKING PART OF MY BODY I FEEL LIKE POSTING YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I WILL FUCKING POST THEM. If the moderator’s don’t like it, they can do whatever they want with it. Keep it, delete it, ban me… don’t give a fuck. But YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS you won’t be the one to get me to shut my mouth when I have something to say or post.

no shit… So all I have to do is join the military to make an ass out of myself on a forum without feeling any ounce of shame while posting my nasty ass tits that no one wants to see??

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/522 "2009-12-24T00:05:48Z")

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o HAIIIII  
[![http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6972/moobs6.jpg](http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6972/moobs6.jpg)](http://img511.imageshack.us/i/moobs6.jpg/)

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/523 "2009-12-24T00:05:55Z")

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> [@Cliff"](#):
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> no shit… So all I have to do is join the military to make an ass out of myself on a forum without feeling any ounce of shame while posting my nasty ass tits that no one wants to see??

Yup, that’s all you have to do… the funny part about this is, you’re talking all of this shit about me and you don’t have any pics posted of yourself. How ironic.

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/524 "2009-12-24T00:06:15Z")

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> [@rchiplock"](#):
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> i give it a 3am…if anyone else uses this scale or has any clue what i’m talking about +rep to you

yeah more like a 3am tuesday morning with the lights out :rofl

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/525 "2009-12-24T00:06:38Z")

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> [@Expensive thinking.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/expensive-thinking/27687/5):
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> o HAIIIII

HOLY SHIT! How did you get that picture of me before my surgery to fix them?! lol

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/526 "2009-12-24T00:08:03Z")

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> [@Expensive thinking.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/expensive-thinking/27687/5):
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> o HAIIIII

How did you already get a topless pic of OP?? That’s not you, I’ve came on yours before… Yours were much perkier.

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/527 "2009-12-24T00:09:35Z")

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> [@i can't wait to hit the dyno](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-wait-to-hit-the-dyno/27605/59):
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> How did you already get a topless pic of OP?? That’s not you, I’ve came on yours before… Yours were much perkier.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU u got meeee h/o ill get the one i sent u earlier

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/528 "2009-12-24T00:10:28Z")

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> [@talk about a punch in the stomach](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/talk-about-a-punch-in-the-stomach/26974/147):
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> Yup, that’s all you have to do… the funny part about this is, you’re talking all of this shit about me and you don’t have any pics posted of yourself. How ironic.

Lol I’m fat and ugly… I smoke, I’m obese and I rarely shave. I’m nothing to brag about… I know that. You on the otherhand claimed to have great tits… But you’re a liar.

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/529 "2009-12-24T00:12:06Z")

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> [@lady problems.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-problems/27650/38):
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> Lol I’m fat and ugly… I smoke, I’m obese and I rarely shave. I’m nothing to brag about… I know that. You on the otherhand claimed to have great tits… But you’re a liar.

wow r u my long lost brother?

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/530 "2009-12-24T00:12:18Z")

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[![http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4430/moobs.jpg](http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4430/moobs.jpg)](http://img709.imageshack.us/i/moobs.jpg/)

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/531 "2009-12-24T00:12:28Z")

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> [@lady problems.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/lady-problems/27650/38):
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> Lol I’m fat and ugly… I smoke, I’m obese and I rarely shave. I’m nothing to brag about… I know that. You on the otherhand claimed to have great tits… But you’re a liar.

You have NO idea what my tits look like out of a shirt… I said I have great TITS, not a great BODY. My boobs get LOADS of attention. So MY BAD if one FAT FUCK who sits on a computer for 90% of his life doesn’t like them. I’m only on here cuz I’m sick and I can’t sleep and I thought I’d rather sit on here than stare at the tv… but I realize now that I’d rather have spent the night hugging my toilet and vomiting.

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/532 "2009-12-24T00:22:56Z")

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> [@Feeling the Pressure yet?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/feeling-the-pressure-yet/27352/38):
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> wow r u my long lost brother?

I think so… We look similar.

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/533 "2009-12-24T00:25:23Z")

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> [@FS: Civic EK Hatch (56k: get DSL you cheap bastards)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-civic-ek-hatch-56k-get-dsl-you-cheap-bastards/27642/28):
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> I think so… We look similar.

:ahh:lol

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/534 "2009-12-24T00:26:31Z")

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> [@EffingGreat"](#):
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> You have NO idea what my tits look like out of a shirt… I said I have great TITS, not a great BODY. My boobs get LOADS of attention. So MY BAD if one FAT FUCK who sits on a computer for 90% of his life doesn’t like them. I’m only on here cuz I’m sick and I can’t sleep and I thought I’d rather sit on here than stare at the tv… but I realize now that I’d rather have spent the night hugging my toilet and vomiting.

Well cause you were sick, I spent my night hugging the toilet after seeing those pics you posted. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/535 "2009-12-24T04:35:31Z")

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> [@EffingGreat"](#):
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> _ **You have NO idea what my tits look like out of a shirt… I said I have great TITS** _, not a great BODY. My boobs get LOADS of attention. So MY BAD if one FAT FUCK who sits on a computer for 90% of his life doesn’t like them. I’m only on here cuz I’m sick and I can’t sleep and I thought I’d rather sit on here than stare at the tv… but I realize now that I’d rather have spent the night hugging my toilet and vomiting.

:ninja i do…

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/536 "2009-12-24T05:25:37Z")

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Cliff-

1. Have some respect man, seriously. You wouldn’t be doing this shit if a male soldier was injured and gained weight, why are you doing it now? I don’t feel like finding and copypasta-ing the official Shift518 warning, but keep the personal attacks and childish name calling to yourself.

2. Why the FUCK are you sticking up for Travis to begin with?

3. Travis started this garbage, as usual. Go humiliate him.

Travis-

1. Cut the shit, final warning, next ban is a month.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 5:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/537 "2009-12-24T05:43:24Z")

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> [@Expensive thinking.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/expensive-thinking/27687/25):
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> Cliff-
> 
> 1. Have some respect man, seriously. You wouldn’t be doing this shit if a male soldier was injured and gained weight, why are you doing it now? I don’t feel like finding and copypasta-ing the official Shift518 warning, but keep the personal attacks and childish name calling to yourself.
> 
> 2. Why the FUCK are you sticking up for Travis to begin with?
> 
> 3. Travis started this garbage, as usual. Go humiliate him.
> 
> Travis-
> 
> 1. Cut the shit, final warning, next ban is a month.

benny,  
as i stated earlier… ive done nothing wrong. you seem to make it your lifes mission to find things about me to complain about. multiple threads are made attacking me. (which if i remember correctly is against forum rules as well and we ALL should have fair and equal treatment, but thats yet to be seen) if you think im going to sit idly by you’re sadly, sadly mistaken. i did not create this thread. i merely retorted to it. your views of things is severely skewed. try on a pair of “reality” glasses and see the world as the rest of us do.

on a side note… mr fizzle… it seems you tend to get your panties in a super tight bunch only when there is a post by me talking to any female on here. is that perhaps due to your inability to pull said females and you feel threatened by my skills? you got snippy when i talked to nicole… then starr… and now of course marissa… i see a pattern developing here. (does anyone else? srsly i want input here people.) benny ive gotten the hint you have a hard on for me but no im sorry sir i will not be a pushover. now since this is the end of my post i will reitterate what i said to begin with… ive done nothing wrong. you are just a sad sad lonely man benjamin Z. fizzle and i think u want a huge hug… now wouldnt that be effing great?! :lol

i approve of this message and in no way does it infringe upon forum rules.  
(ps) Fizzle, lighten up.

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/538 "2009-12-24T05:49:29Z")

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> [@Photoshop this pic?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/photoshop-this-pic/27697/7):
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> benny,  
> as i stated earlier… ive done nothing wrong. you seem to make it your lifes mission to find things about me to complain about. multiple threads are made attacking me. (which if i remember correctly is against forum rules as well and we ALL should have fair and equal treatment, but thats yet to be seen) if you think im going to sit idly by you’re sadly, sadly mistaken. i did not create this thread. i merely retorted to it. your views of things is severely skewed. try on a pair of “reality” glasses and see the world as the rest of us do.
> 
> on a side note… mr fizzle… it seems you tend to get your panties in a super tight bunch only when there is a post by me talking to any female on here. is that perhaps due to your inability to pull said females and you feel threatened by my skills? you got snippy when i talked to nicole… then starr… and now of course marissa… i see a pattern developing here. (does anyone else? srsly i want input here people.) benny ive gotten the hint you have a hard on for me but no im sorry sir i will not be a pushover. now since this is the end of my post i will reitterate what i said to begin with… ive done nothing wrong. you are just a sad sad lonely man benjamin Z. fizzle and i think u want a huge hug… now wouldnt that be effing great?! :lol
> 
> i approve of this message and in no way does it infringe upon forum rules.  
> (ps) Fizzle, lighten up.

Benny, ban this kid’s bitch ass :rofl

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/539 "2009-12-24T05:50:09Z")

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> [@FS: '92 Civic Hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-92-civic-hatch/27633/3):
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> yeah more like a 3am tuesday morning with the lights out :rofl

If you use the area code scaling:  
000

Wait, what??? :lol

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**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/540 "2009-12-24T05:51:54Z")

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> [@69 Camaro resto - It's ALIVE! - no 56k](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/69-camaro-resto-its-alive-no-56k/13530/412):
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> i posted a pic of me nailin a chick… they picked it apart… wasnt my finest hour. ehh shit happens.

Ahhhh… says the man with supposedly impeccable moral stature…Travis I’ve said this before go KILL your fucking self now motherfucker. I don’t even find pleasure in reading about others disdain for you anymore. You have literally become useless to the world… You actually have no purpose left to live anymore…

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