# I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 23, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307 "2009-12-23T17:07:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/661 "2009-12-24T08:39:08Z")

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She’s not real?

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/662 "2009-12-24T08:39:33Z")

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OMG I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!

TRAV IS A TRAP.

FACEBOOKBITCH IS HIS TRAP PROFILE.

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/663 "2009-12-24T08:40:35Z")

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> [@JClark"](#):
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> Really? No one’s going to jump on this golden opportunity? Where’s 99FRC at?

Someone already e-mailed her… but since not EVERYONE is stuck to their computer 24/7, we have to wait for her response.

I’m an instant gratification kinda girl too Clark… but it seems we’re BOTH just going to have to wait. lol

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/664 "2009-12-24T08:40:44Z")

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> [@So I won $2700 last night.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-won-2700-last-night/27707/26):
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> OMG I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!
> 
> TRAV IS A TRAP.
> 
> FACEBOOKBITCH IS HIS TRAP PROFILE.

![http://static.velvetcache.org/pages/2007/5/25/its-a-trap/tarp-30198.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/8/8/8856176c90c583f199ee5bf902cd60f91915702d.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/665 "2009-12-24T08:41:30Z")

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> [@So I won $2700 last night.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-won-2700-last-night/27707/26):
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> OMG I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!
> 
> TRAV IS A TRAP.
> 
> FACEBOOKBITCH IS HIS TRAP PROFILE.

I’m rather slow today seeing as I think I may be dying…

What do you mean it’s a trap? Is clicking on that site going to eat my computer’s innards?

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/666 "2009-12-24T08:41:49Z")

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> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/4216):
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> Someone already e-mailed her… but since not EVERYONE is stuck to their computer 24/7, we have to wait for her response.
> 
> I’m an instant gratification kinda girl too Clark… but it seems we’re BOTH just going to have to wait. lol

Postits or ban.

Not kidding. I’ll go ballston spa pd on your ass.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/667 "2009-12-24T08:43:00Z")

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> [@WTF: Shooting spree at virgina tech](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-shooting-spree-at-virgina-tech/27711/24):
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> I’m rather slow today seeing as I think I may be dying…
> 
> What do you mean it’s a trap? Is clicking on that site going to eat my computer’s innards?

no  
  
**NOT WORK SAFE LINK:**

[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Trap](http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Trap)

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/668 "2009-12-24T08:43:08Z")

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> [@So I won $2700 last night.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-won-2700-last-night/27707/25):
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> there will be no response.

Wait… I understand now what Benny meant.

Will there be no response because you theived those pics off some poor unsuspecting girl’s MySpace and created a fake Facebook with them so you can use it to pose as your fake girlfriend?!?! lol

Wait… I’m giving you WAY to much credit there, you’re NOT that smart or you’d have used FOUR scissor jacks. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/669 "2009-12-24T08:43:16Z")

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> [@WTF: Shooting spree at virgina tech](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-shooting-spree-at-virgina-tech/27711/25):
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> Postits or ban.
> 
> Not kidding. I’ll go ballston spa pd on your ass.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/670 "2009-12-24T08:43:55Z")

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> [@04/22/2007 ECC-N WNY Event 1 Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/04-22-2007-ecc-n-wny-event-1-thread/27647/43):
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> Wait… I understand now what Benny meant.
> 
> Will there be no response because you theived those pics off some poor unsuspecting girl’s MySpace and created a fake Facebook with them so you can use it to pose as your fake girlfriend?!?! lol
> 
> Wait… I’m giving you WAY to much credit there, you’re NOT that smart or you’d have used FOUR scissor jacks. 🙂

No, but yes.

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**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/671 "2009-12-24T08:46:20Z")

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> [@SOLD: '87 BMW 325is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-87-bmw-325is/27674/14):
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> no  
>   
> **NOT WORK SAFE LINK:**
> 
> [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Trap](http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Trap)

So what your saying is the person in the facebook profile you linked has a bigger penis then travis?

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/672 "2009-12-24T08:48:13Z")

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> [@So I won $2700 last night.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-won-2700-last-night/27707/21):
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> This thread has taken up my ENTIRE morning. I hate all of you. I want to lock it soooo bad!

HEY!!! Go back to Classifieds!!! lol

I am making money off this thread. I vote it stays open. lol

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/673 "2009-12-24T08:49:30Z")

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> [@SOLD: '87 BMW 325is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-87-bmw-325is/27674/15):
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> HEY!!! Go back to Classifieds!!! lol
> 
> I am making money off this thread. I vote it stays open. lol

wat? :crazy

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/674 "2009-12-24T08:50:06Z")

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> [@FS: Sabres game 5 tickets](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-sabres-game-5-tickets/27695/6):
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> So what your saying is the person in the facebook profile you linked has a bigger penis then travis?

No, I’m saying the person I linked to has Travis’ penis.

Because it IS Travis.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/675 "2009-12-24T08:50:34Z")

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> [@WTB: SBC 350](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-sbc-350/27705/2):
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> wat? :crazy

You’re not so smart.

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**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/676 "2009-12-24T08:51:25Z")

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> [@bennyfizzle"](#):
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> You’re not so smart.

taking bets?

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/677 "2009-12-24T08:51:38Z")

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> [@SOLD: '87 BMW 325is](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sold-87-bmw-325is/27674/14):
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> no
> 
> **NOT WORK SAFE LINK:**
> 
> [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Trap](http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Trap)

This link just kicked my computer’s ASS for the last 5 minutes. It froze EVERYTHING. Apparently it doesn’t like Tranny porn???

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**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/678 "2009-12-24T08:52:24Z")

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my antivirus shut the site down. there was a worm or something. Your computer now has teh aidz

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**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/679 "2009-12-24T08:52:25Z")

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> [@bennyfizzle"](#):
>
> You’re not so smart.

this.

> [@WTB: SBC 350](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-sbc-350/27705/2):
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> wat? :crazy

lol how do you not get what i said? lol

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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/680 "2009-12-24T08:52:52Z")

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> [@So I won $2700 last night.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-won-2700-last-night/27707/27):
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> No, I’m saying the person I linked to has Travis’ penis.
> 
> Because it IS Travis.

Come on guys… do we REALLY have to talk about Travis’s… penis. I’m already sick enough to my stomach. ☹

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