# I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 23, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307 "2009-12-23T17:07:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/721 "2009-12-24T10:16:56Z")
> [@\*\*\*Need some more wheel ideas... \*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-more-wheel-ideas/27713/27): > > This thread delivers in so many epic ways that I can’t keep count. > > Merry Christmas Shift. this is my gift to you shawn :hug ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/722 "2009-12-24T10:19:26Z")
The gift that cannot be returned. The gift of FAIL. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/723 "2009-12-24T10:20:09Z")
> [@batch file nerds... need help. I'm a little rusty](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/batch-file-nerds-need-help-im-a-little-rusty/27718/7): > > The gift that cannot be returned. The gift of FAIL. no failing on my part. none at all.:thumbup ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/724 "2009-12-24T11:23:14Z")
hey effin, travis just pm’d me saying you sent him noodz ---
**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/725 "2009-12-24T11:38:02Z")
this thread has lost its funniez lock 1 ---
**Author:** ![Oppie1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/oppie1/32/6374_2.png) [@Oppie1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oppie1)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 11:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/726 "2009-12-24T11:39:15Z")
[quote=“car ramrod,post:22,topic:27653"”] hey effin, travis just pm’d me saying you sent him noodz [/quote] +1 for newdz. ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/727 "2009-12-24T12:02:48Z")
> [@\*\*\*Need some more wheel ideas... \*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-more-wheel-ideas/27713/2): > > He’s a mixed martial arts? lol What?! Arts and artists start with the same letter, just pointing that one out for ya. I think im a bit late though. ---
**Author:** ![Dread](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dread/32/6544_2.png) [@Dread](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dread)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/728 "2009-12-24T12:04:48Z")
[quote=“car ramrod,post:22,topic:27653"”] hey effin, travis just pm’d me saying you sent him noodz [/quote] True or not she definetly seems like the type to have pics floating around the interwebs, unfortunatly I think Id pay not to see them. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/729 "2009-12-24T12:11:35Z")
holy shit how did i fgall asleep and miss this thread ,im not reading all of it so i have some questions did we finally figure out effin is a effffinheffer trav failed at a dating site or did i miss moar funiezzzzzzz ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/730 "2009-12-24T12:44:35Z")
[quote=“car ramrod,post:22,topic:27653"”] hey effin, travis just pm’d me saying you sent him noodz [/quote] bulllll shit!!! ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/731 "2009-12-24T12:45:22Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/4219): > > holy shit how did i fgall asleep and miss this thread ,im not reading all of it so i have some questions > did we finally figure out effin is a effffinheffer > trav failed at a dating site > or did i miss moar funiezzzzzzz you missed alot more funniez ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/732 "2009-12-24T12:47:00Z")
Alright I’m back guys. No more worrying ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 12:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/733 "2009-12-24T12:50:19Z")
missed u lance…dont EVER leave again!!! ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/734 "2009-12-24T13:09:15Z")
> [@\*\*\*Need some more wheel ideas... \*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-more-wheel-ideas/27713/25): > > :ponder She’s hinted that she got hurt in combat(I believe, ive been in a sudafed and nyquil haze the past day). If she did infact lose a leg and this is your way of making fun of her, you are the biggest scum bag in the entire world. ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/735 "2009-12-24T13:32:09Z")
> [@Tire question, Faulkin FK-451](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tire-question-faulkin-fk-451/26428/4): > > She’s hinted that she got hurt in combat(I believe, ive been in a sudafed and nyquil haze the past day). If she did infact lose a leg and this is your way of making fun of her, you are the biggest scum bag in the entire world. woman arent aloud near combat zones. trust me i have many vet friends that HATE woman in the military that say these things for attention and pity. its fucking pathetic and i’m just happy every time i see one of them engulfed in tears from one of my buddys rants on these attention grabbing bimbos… ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/736 "2009-12-24T13:34:38Z")
> [@Another Grand Prix member](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/another-grand-prix-member/27663/4): > > Didn’t Napolean Dynamite’s brother Kipp train too? cage fighter. but close :rofl + rep auggie ---
**Author:** ![97cavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/c5a1d2/32.png) [@97cavy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97cavy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/737 "2009-12-24T13:40:05Z")
> [@Give Hybrid a Hand](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/give-hybrid-a-hand/27717/9): > > woman arent aloud near combat zones. trust me i have many vet friends that HATE woman in the military that say these things for attention and pity. its fucking pathetic and i’m just happy every time i see one of them engulfed in tears from one of my buddys rants on these attention grabbing bimbos… Eh, just going by whats been posted. I know there were hints to her being hurt, pictures of her in a wheel chair looking pretty rough with johnny knoxville in a uso coat, her talking about being in a vehicle being hit by a bomb. I just think that making fun of someone who got hurt fighting for our country is the ultimate scum bag thing to do. It pales in comparison to his scamming ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/738 "2009-12-24T13:49:58Z")
> [@Finally made my way over here...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finally-made-my-way-over-here/27664/23): > > I’ve dated a guy with a whole HOT PINK car… very sexy. cuz it was a hopper! ---
**Author:** ![kdubs](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kdubs/32/6562_2.png) [@kdubs](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kdubs)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/739 "2009-12-24T14:22:54Z")
> [@OFFICIAL Buffalo Sabres Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-buffalo-sabres-thread/25170/4219): > > holy shit how did i fgall asleep and miss this thread ,im not reading all of it so i have some questions > did we finally figure out effin is a effffinheffer > trav failed at a dating site > or did i miss moar funiezzzzzzz it’s def worth going back and reading… there are some good funniez ---
**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2009, 3:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/740 "2009-12-24T15:31:50Z")
> [@\*\*\*Need some more wheel ideas... \*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-some-more-wheel-ideas/27713/25): > > :ponder Well, that’s not a picture of me… but YES, I did get hurt IN COMBAT. So who ever it was that said women don’t get hurt in combat can suck my asshole. I’ll send you links to video’s and news article’s about me. I got hurt on Thanksgiving Day, 05’. I was in an M114 uparmored vehicled in Southern Baghdad. My driver Marc A. Delgado and Steven C. Reynolds both passed… I was hospitalized for about 18 months. I can give you exact dates, amount of surgeries… I have NOTHING to hide. > [@FS: Integra Front/Rear Disc Brake Setup, B18A Longblock, F22 Longblock](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-integra-front-rear-disc-brake-setup-b18a-longblock-f22-longblock/27347/12): > > Arts and artists start with the same letter, just pointing that one out for ya. I think im a bit late though. Woohoo, yay for you knowing the alphabet. 🙂 I was merely making a funny… the thread was boring. > [@Tire question, Faulkin FK-451](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tire-question-faulkin-fk-451/26428/4): > > She’s hinted that she got hurt in combat(I believe, ive been in a sudafed and nyquil haze the past day). If she did infact lose a leg and this is your way of making fun of her, you are the biggest scum bag in the entire world. Yup… he definitely is the biggest scum of the earth. If he really wants to bring that shit into play he’s a hell of a lot LOWER than I ever thought he was. > [@Give Hybrid a Hand](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/give-hybrid-a-hand/27717/9): > > woman arent aloud near combat zones. trust me i have many vet friends that HATE woman in the military that say these things for attention and pity. its fucking pathetic and i’m just happy every time i see one of them engulfed in tears from one of my buddys rants on these attention grabbing bimbos… That’s cute… I know you. You’re on my Yahoo and MySpace… Free the West Memphis Three right??? _shrugs_ NEWSFLASH, women ARE in combat zones doing combat SUPPORT jobs such as communications, and military police officers. My MOS happened to be MILITARY POLICE. I was in the GUN position manning my .50 Cal the day we got hit. You’ll NEVER watch me cry from one of your stupid pathetic buddies PATHETIC rants about how women are over there doing pretty much the same shit they are. I think it’s funny that they can’t handle it. The VERY most reaction you’ll get out of me is a giggle… :retardclap Have a nice night though. > [@SDHC is Cheap!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sdhc-is-cheap/27720/3): > > Eh, just going by whats been posted. I know there were hints to her being hurt, pictures of her in a wheel chair looking pretty rough with johnny knoxville in a uso coat, her talking about being in a vehicle being hit by a bomb. > > I just think that making fun of someone who got hurt fighting for our country is the ultimate scum bag thing to do. It pales in comparison to his scamming 🙂 If you want to know what happened, I’ll PM it to you, but posting it in general public probably won’t be happening. I truly don’t feel like dealing with the dumbasses who still think that women aren’t over there or if they are, they’re “protected” and never get hurt. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307.md?page=36) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307.md?page=38)