# I joined a dating website and started talking to Travis

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**Created:** [December 23, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307 "2009-12-23T17:07:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![EffingGreat](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/effinggreat/32/6575_2.png) [@EffingGreat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EffingGreat)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-joined-a-dating-website-and-started-talking-to-travis/249307/501 "2009-12-23T23:23:32Z")

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> [@i can't wait to hit the dyno](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-wait-to-hit-the-dyno/27605/56):
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> Well those flapjacks of fat you call double d’s don’t look anything like a set of double d’s… But I’m used to seeing them on chicks half your size. I mean, I’ve been with some big bitches… But they know their sacks of fat aren’t anything to brag to a forum worth of dudes about.
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> When giving tit size, circumference of your stomach should be given as well. I don’t care about tits when the stomach sticks out further than the titties do.

That’s REALLY cute too, seeing as you’re probably used to fucking bimbo’s with so much silicon and plastic in them it makes BARBIE jealous. NOT my problem.

If I had tits like this and was as tiny as you think I should be, I’d fall over.

THAT SAID, my stomach does not stick out further than my tits do. You’re right though, I have gained weight… but guess what dumbass… I can lose weight and I’ll look good. You can’t fix STUPID and you damn sure can’t fix asshole. 🙂

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