# I just beat the internet. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 16, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902 "2008-05-16T21:21:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/1 "2008-05-16T21:21:15Z")
So I’m trapped in Charlotte/Douglas International Airport in NC on my way to VIR. Probably spending the night in this craphole since US Airways must be new at this whole “connecting flights” thing. I’m dying of boredom. All the bars are closed. A bunch of us went from one to another following last calls. I’ve been on about every site on the internet and I’m out of things to do. I need suggestions. Not a fan of games either. Interesting things to read are best. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 9:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/2 "2008-05-16T21:24:08Z")
![http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3250/2498696012_d5bb363b98.jpg?v=0](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3250/2498696012_d5bb363b98.jpg?v=0) this is considered porn to some. how about my ex girlfriend? i could email you that picture ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/3 "2008-05-16T21:25:11Z")
Porsches, ex-girlfriends, all get the job done. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/4 "2008-05-16T21:28:13Z")
check Gmail :wow ---
**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 10:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/5 "2008-05-16T22:00:17Z")
I say start going through those chain threads that are titled “Greatest blond joke eva!!!11!!!” and just keep linking you to a new forum everytime you go through it. ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/6 "2008-05-16T22:25:01Z")
> **[Jay Swift (justjayswift) on Myspace](https://myspace.com/justjayswift)** > > Jay Swift (justjayswift)'s profile on Myspace, the place where people come to connect, discover, and share. learn about me, i’m a good person. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2008, 12:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/7 "2008-05-17T00:36:59Z")
[http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/tag/how%20to/page0.html/7525.html](http://www.doubleviking.com/videos/tag/how%2520to/page0.html/7525.html) [http://public.aregner.com/bubblewrap.swf](http://public.aregner.com/bubblewrap.swf) [http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1789288](http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1789288) [http://smackinthecrack.com/post/2007/12/Radio-Station-Contest.aspx](http://smackinthecrack.com/post/2007/12/Radio-Station-Contest.aspx) this is a sampling of the random crap in my brothers AIM profile ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/8 "2008-05-19T07:18:28Z")
> [@JClark](#): > > So I’m trapped in Charlotte/Douglas International Airport in NC on my way to VIR. Probably spending the night in this craphole since US Airways must be new at this whole “connecting flights” thing. John and I have first hand experience with this. They screwed us with our flights to and from vegas. Ive never had to run the length of an airport before :headbang :idiots ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/9 "2008-05-19T07:21:40Z")
Took 13 hrs and $470 to get to Richmond, not even the track. Would’ve been cheaper and faster to drive the TRUCK. ---
**Author:** ![TonyJ124](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tonyj124/32/6380_2.png) [@TonyJ124](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TonyJ124)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 9:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/10 "2008-05-19T09:49:40Z")
Charlotte… yessss!! I spent 6 hours there 3 weeks ago… apparently us air didn’t have enough people to fill the plane I was on and changed my flight last minute, without telling me. AWESOME. Did you grab some BBQ @ the cafeteria?? lol. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/11 "2008-05-19T10:38:14Z")
HA! I ate and drank in every bar in the main food court and the C concourse. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/12 "2008-05-19T10:40:30Z")
did you get that picture? ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/13 "2008-05-19T10:42:25Z")
Of your x? Negative. Is it post worthy? Or will she find out and go ape on you… :shifty ---
**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/14 "2008-05-19T11:16:25Z")
i was stuck in charlotte for a night once iwth my gf, didnt have the money so we slept on a bench like homeless people, it was an adventure ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-beat-the-internet/236902/15 "2008-05-19T11:18:01Z")
[http://www.endoftheinternet.com/](http://www.endoftheinternet.com/)