# I just caught Batman **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 13, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667 "2012-02-13T21:53:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/1 "2012-02-13T21:53:06Z")
Or maybe Dracula. Batman sounds more badass though. ![http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o285/Boxxersix/batman.jpg](http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o285/Boxxersix/batman.jpg) Heard this little thing crawling across my kitchen floor. It’s crippled/mamed so I trapped it under a cup and slid a piece of aluminum sheet underneath to contain it, then tossed the whole thing outdoors for it to fend for itself. ---
**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/2 "2012-02-13T21:54:32Z")
you asshole :lol Didn’t want to rehabilitate him? ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/3 "2012-02-13T22:03:18Z")
Believe me I’ve been around enough bats in my lifetime. The fact that this one was fucked up means it either duked it out with something else, or has a debilitating disease. The latter of which I did not wish to find out personally… fucker should have used his batarang better… ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/4 "2012-02-13T22:27:00Z")
i wont be eating any cookies baked at your house. You should have done it a favor and finished it off. Now hes cold, crippled and dying. You could have made him warm and dead. You can be such a selfish dick sometimes.bahaha ---
**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2012, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/5 "2012-02-13T22:57:42Z")
And what would you have me do at 1am sir? Put him outside and put a .22 in his head? Beat him with a spatula. Or maybe stick him in a ziplock and let him suffocate to death? Maybe I’ll go back out and scoop him up and casually place him in your kitchen for Meg to find tomorrow afternoon? Yeah, that sounds like a better idea. ---
**Author:** ![JRubino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jrubino/32/6285_2.png) [@JRubino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JRubino)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 2:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/6 "2012-02-14T02:35:25Z")
Typically if you found a bat in your house there could be others. Hopefully this is the only one lurking around in your house. Otherwise you may have to Billy the Exterminator over there! ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/7 "2012-02-14T05:41:43Z")
looks like a cat or dog got at it ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/8 "2012-02-14T06:16:30Z")
What ya never touched off a shot in the house ? Pussy ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 6:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/9 "2012-02-14T06:29:06Z")
> [@Buffing my chrome wheels, suggestions please?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/buffing-my-chrome-wheels-suggestions-please/48243/12): > > What ya never touched off a shot in the house ? Pussy yeah come on now, kendra would just think its you getting owned in cod. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2012, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-caught-batman/262667/10 "2012-02-14T06:36:59Z")
Lol