# i just have to say...swift is gay!!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 21, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079 "2008-09-21T18:55:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![slowgto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@slowgto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowgto)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/1 "2008-09-21T18:55:45Z")
dude stop driving down 378 when u come here…the morning boners u tell everyone about because of the bumbs is getting kinda weird…make sure that shit is gone before u get to me… oh yeah how were those nuts in ur face hahahahahahahahahahahahahah :mwahaha ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 6:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/2 "2008-09-21T18:58:12Z")
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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/3 "2008-09-21T19:00:17Z")
…did he want the nuts in his face? Or did someone surprise him with them? Cause I think if a dude puts their nuts in a guys face, they’re beggin for a total homo BJ. Which would make them queer, right? If he promptly declined the nuts and said “No” I think that’d make him either a picky homo, or clearly hetero… just my take on things. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/4 "2008-09-21T19:02:27Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > …did he want the nuts in his face? Or did someone surprise him with them? Cause I think if a dude puts their nuts in a guys face, they’re beggin for a total homo BJ. Which would make them queer, right? If he promptly declined the nuts and said “No” I think that’d make him either a picky homo, or clearly hetero… just my take on things. so you hit on me cause ya like me not just my manboobs :hug ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/5 "2008-09-21T19:32:55Z")
> [@88slowmarro](#): > > so you hit on me cause ya like me not just my manboobs :hug That is correct. I enjoy your roman helmets… :giggedy ---
**Author:** ![slowgto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@slowgto](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowgto)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/6 "2008-09-21T19:45:14Z")
lol… ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/7 "2008-09-21T21:04:25Z")
Swift is Slows BJ machine ---
**Author:** ![JiM\_P\_2001](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jim_p_2001/32/6364_2.png) [@JiM\_P\_2001](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JiM_P_2001)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/8 "2008-09-21T21:13:29Z")
> [@QuickLT1](#): > > Swift is _Everyones_ BJ machine Fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 9:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/9 "2008-09-21T21:27:21Z")
I have truthfully never known swift to decline another man’s nut’s. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2008, 10:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/10 "2008-09-21T22:09:56Z")
:lol ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/11 "2008-09-22T06:40:52Z")
![http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3174/2863403827_06c6eabb3d_o.png](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3174/2863403827_06c6eabb3d_o.png) ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/12 "2008-09-22T11:25:27Z")
if balls dont touch, it aint gay. :ssh ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/13 "2008-09-22T11:48:43Z")
> [@Cliff](#): > > That is correct. I enjoy your roman helmets… :giggedy ya used to call it my purple headed yogurt slinger :wtf ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/14 "2008-09-22T11:51:36Z")
> [@deadbeatrec](#): > > if balls dont touch, it aint gay. :ssh > [@88slowmarro](#): > > ya used to call it my purple headed yogurt slinger :wtf :crackup ---
**Author:** ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/15 "2008-09-22T18:48:36Z")
so DP is definately gay then !!??? :eek and swift that lil cutey u showed up with at the shop is just a cover then ??? ;D ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/16 "2008-09-23T08:39:54Z")
_shuts off thread reply notification_ :umm ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/17 "2008-09-23T09:42:48Z")
Swift " its only gay if the light are on " :lol :umm ---
**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/18 "2008-09-23T10:30:49Z")
> [@Silent](#): > > Swift " its only gay if the light are on " :lol :umm Glory hole for the win. ---
**Author:** ![Silent](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/silent/32/6292_2.png) [@Silent](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Silent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/19 "2008-09-23T11:07:54Z")
:crackup ---
**Author:** ![slwrthnu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slwrthnu/32/6296_2.png) [@slwrthnu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slwrthnu)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2008, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079/20 "2008-09-23T12:03:36Z")
> [@Silent](#): > > Swift " its only gay if the light are on " :lol :umm u got it wrong, its if you continue after the lights are turned on… [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-have-to-say-swift-is-gay/239079.md?page=2)