# I just signed my life away tonight.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [June 4, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638 "2006-06-04T00:35:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@berad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/berad)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/21 "2006-06-04T09:00:24Z")
> [@whitey](#):
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> that right there is a signed contract by dan to permit us to wax his ass on video for 1000 dollars
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :owned:
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/22 "2006-06-04T09:00:36Z")
🤮
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### Author:  [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/23 "2006-06-04T09:01:46Z")
So, the next question is…what is the best way to raise money for this noble endeavour?
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### Author:  [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/24 "2006-06-04T09:58:13Z")
Everyone on Pittspeed should donate a dollar or two. But of course to cover the cost of Nads, alcohol, gloves, would be more. And who says you can’t put a price on a man’s dignity.
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 10:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/25 "2006-06-04T10:43:54Z")
> [@yamaha](#):
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> Everyone on Pittspeed should donate a dollar or two. But of course to cover the cost of Nads, alcohol, gloves, would be more. And who says you can’t put a price on a man’s dignity.
im not donating shit to that tool…
dumbest thing ever herd 1000 bucks…for just that…i say the eye brows and hair on head have to go to!!!
head to toe…now thats worth 50 bucks maybe…
anything you shave on him is an improvement and he should be paying us
xxsinisterxx
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### Author:  [@yamaha](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamaha)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/26 "2006-06-04T11:06:29Z")
Damn, so harsh but so true.
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### Author:  [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/27 "2006-06-04T11:29:47Z")
i’ll shave my eyebrows for 1000 bucks
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### Author:  [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/28 "2006-06-04T11:53:09Z")
> [@The1SloR/T](#):
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> i’ll shave my eyebrows for 1000 bucks
cut your head off
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### Author:  [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/29 "2006-06-04T11:55:45Z")
i bet pittspeed members would donate money to see him cut his head off
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### Author:  [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/30 "2006-06-04T12:00:09Z")
i got 5 on it
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### Author:  [@Turbo\_Silverado](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Turbo_Silverado)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/31 "2006-06-04T12:33:06Z")
fuck id wax my ass for 1000 bucks
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/32 "2006-06-04T12:48:43Z")
Wow… Look out for these guys. :ugh2: 💤
(biggest let down after a way too hyped up thread evar)
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### Author:  [@BETRAYED93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BETRAYED93)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/33 "2006-06-04T14:45:55Z")
> [@unicorn](#):
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> Wow… Look out for these guys. :ugh2: 💤
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> (biggest let down after a way too hyped up thread evar)
LOL… so true…
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### Author:  [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 2:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/34 "2006-06-04T14:52:55Z")
> [@bgblockelcamino](#):
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> cut your head off
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/35 "2006-06-04T15:25:53Z")
i am sorry but it was be hard me to get my asshole waxed for 1000 bucks. we are talking a shit load of pain, then quite a bit of discomfort. Its not like its just going to be his ass cheek… shit that is easy. The terms agreed upon was the brown eye!
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/36 "2006-06-04T15:34:20Z")
> [@whitey](#):
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> i am sorry but it was be hard me to get my asshole waxed for 1000 bucks. we are talking a shit load of pain, then quite a bit of discomfort. Its not like its just going to be his ass cheek… shit that is easy. The terms agreed upon was the brown eye!
That is still weak for $1000.
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### Author:  [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/37 "2006-06-04T15:35:44Z")
hell yeah thats weak. my buddy admitted to havin his ass waxed (everything) while we ewre reallydrunk while i was in s.carolina. he did it for free
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### Author:  [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/38 "2006-06-04T15:46:20Z")
> [@flyinglow57](#):
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> hell yeah thats weak. my buddy admitted to havin his ass waxed (everything) while we ewre reallydrunk while i was in s.carolina. he did it for free
u & him having :gaysex: dont count as being waxed!
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### Author:  [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/39 "2006-06-04T17:26:37Z")
Um, how exactly do a couple of heterosexual males just come up with the idea to watch another (presumably) heterosexual male wax his asshole?
I can’t say that is anything that has ever come up in any conversation with any of my friends, ever.
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### Author:  [@Jper](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jper)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/40 "2006-06-04T17:32:05Z")
> [@whitey](#):
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> i am sorry but it was be hard me to get my asshole waxed for 1000 bucks. we are talking a shit load of pain, then quite a bit of discomfort. Its not like its just going to be his ass cheek… shit that is easy. The terms agreed upon was the brown eye!
The person who is doing the actual waxing should be gettin atleast 500 bux! That shits friggin nasty! Aint no way Im getting my hands that close to another mans hole for free.
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