# I just signed my life away tonight.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [June 4, 2006, 12:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638 "2006-06-04T00:35:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 5:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/41 "2006-06-04T17:32:38Z")
make him do his back too!
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### Author:  [@cleanquick306](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cleanquick306)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/42 "2006-06-04T17:33:22Z")
> [@Bravada 442](#):
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> Um, how exactly do a couple of heterosexual males just come up with the idea to watch another (presumably) heterosexual male wax his asshole?
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> I can’t say that is anything that has ever come up in any conversation with any of my friends, ever.
🤣
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### Author:  [@German\_with\_a\_Bowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/German_with_a_Bowtie)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/43 "2006-06-04T18:22:29Z")
> [@whitey](#):
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> i am sorry but it was be hard me to get my asshole waxed for 1000 bucks. we are talking a shit load of pain, then quite a bit of discomfort. Its not like its just going to be his ass cheek… shit that is easy. The terms agreed upon was the brown eye!
Sounds like some previous experience being referenced here :kekgay:
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### Author:  [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/44 "2006-06-04T21:10:12Z")
> [@Bravada 442](#):
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> Um, how exactly do a couple of heterosexual males just come up with the idea to watch another (presumably) heterosexual male wax his asshole?
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> I can’t say that is anything that has ever come up in any conversation with any of my friends, ever.
:bowrofl:
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### Author:  [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/45 "2006-06-04T21:20:56Z")
> [@Bravada 442](#):
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> Um, how exactly do a couple of heterosexual males just come up with the idea to watch another (presumably) heterosexual male wax his asshole?
>
> I can’t say that is anything that has ever come up in any conversation with any of my friends, ever.
Well it was cheeks Idea… It was also his idea to take the photo of my ass… and each time he came up with ideas like this it was in a dark parking lot at 3am in the morning… hrmmmm :naughty:
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/46 "2006-06-04T21:23:32Z")
I think his boyfriend should throw down some serious cash. I’m not donating money so he doesnt have to pick pubes out of teeth after giving the salad a good toss.
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### Author:  [@4doors5gears](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/4doors5gears)
#### Post date: [June 4, 2006, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/47 "2006-06-04T22:22:26Z")
If I donate can I get a Pittspeed mouse pad for donating to the cause?
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2006, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/48 "2006-06-05T05:29:40Z")
gayest thread in pittspeed history.
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### Author:  [@Bravada\_442](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bravada_442)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2006, 6:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/49 "2006-06-05T06:50:34Z")
> [@burnyd](#):
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> Well it was cheeks Idea… It was also his idea to take the photo of my ass… and each time he came up with ideas like this it was in a dark parking lot at 3am in the morning… hrmmmm :naughty:
This is all well and good if you find your anal virginity amusing. His name is Cheeks, he’s apparently enamoured with your cheeks, is taking pictures of your cheeks. It’s only a matter of time before he trys and stick something in those cheeks. After that encounter, I’m sure you’ll be using the :naughty: smiley while all the rest of us are searching out vw16cabby’s avatar so we can figure out the most effective way to slit our wrists.
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### Author:  [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2006, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/50 "2006-06-05T06:57:33Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> gayest thread in pittspeed history.
You know its bad when i’m agreeing with this guy.
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2006, 7:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/51 "2006-06-05T07:06:56Z")
> [@unicorn](#):
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> You know its bad when i’m agreeing with this guy.
:love:
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### Author:  [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2006, 10:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/52 "2006-06-05T10:53:57Z")
> [@unicorn](#):
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> You know its bad when i’m agreeing with this guy.
🤣
thats sig worthy right there
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### Author:  [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-signed-my-life-away-tonight/182638/53 "2006-06-05T17:46:34Z")
i’ve come to expect this sort of thing from burnyd. Just like his car is incapable of going fast, his posts are incapable of not sucking.
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