# I just yacked

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**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 15, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957 "2008-09-15T10:38:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/21 "2008-09-15T12:19:13Z")

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too much info

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/22 "2008-09-15T12:34:33Z")

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> [@BENNYFIZZLE](#):
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> You’ve never sneezed with food in your mouth and have it get lodged in your sinuses?
> 
> Swear to god I blew my nose and a FULL kidney bean from chili like an hour before, that was stuck, came out.
> 
> It was FUCKING AWESOME

ahah dude when i had the hangover from hell i was telling you about, i puked for the whole day and i had this peace of chicken or somehting stuck between my nose pasages and my throat or w/e and i could feel it there but couldnt get it out, then like a day or so later i sneezed and it popped out it was fucked up

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/23 "2008-09-15T13:27:32Z")

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Lay off the blow. Brah.

:shifty

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/24 "2008-09-15T13:43:37Z")

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never BRAH

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**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/25 "2008-09-15T13:45:57Z")

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I feel your pain! I woke up to myself violently puking Sunday afternoon. Too much Captain FTW!!!

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/26 "2008-09-15T14:18:02Z")

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I happen to have a puke story from this past week…

Ate something bad Thursday night, then has some drinks (not too many, maybe 5 or 6 total, I’ve done much more w/o blowing chunks before). Friday morning I felt like shit. Said fuck class n went back to bed. Bout 10am I wake up n know I’m pukin any second now. I bolt out of my room to find my roomate in the bathroom. “Mike, get the fuck outa the bathroom.” “What, you gotta puke?” (Him joking) “Yup!” He fumbled with the lock, got the door open, and I dove (feet off the ground, sorta) toward the bowl as I vomited. Trying my best not to make a mess, sadly, I still plastered half the bathroom. Mike did say it was the most epic projectile vomit he’s ever witnessed though.

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/27 "2008-09-15T14:19:01Z")

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holly shit that musta been an EPIC PUKE

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/28 "2008-09-15T14:54:58Z")

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> [@.](#):
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> I feel your pain! I woke up to myself violently puking Sunday afternoon. Too much Captain FTW!!!

CAPTAIN FTW! I can drink literally as much captain as I want and I will never

a. vomit

or

b. get a hangover

Provided it’s mixed. :ninja

> [@Singh](#):
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> holly shit that musta been an EPIC PUKE

lmfao :lmao

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/29 "2008-09-15T15:28:31Z")

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Best puke ever:

Friend’s 21st birthday, ate a whole batch of Orange Bircardi O jello shots. 4 hours later I puked up orange flavored vomit.

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/30 "2008-09-15T15:53:44Z")

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lmaooo u mean orange colored vomit? im sure it didnt taste like oranges, probably tasted like battery acid

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/31 "2008-09-15T16:07:04Z")

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:umm

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**Author:** ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/32 "2008-09-15T20:41:21Z")

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> [@chris88z24](#):
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> CAPTAIN FTW! I can drink literally as much captain as I want and I will never
> 
> a. vomit
> 
> or
> 
> b. get a hangover
> 
> Provided it’s mixed. :ninja  
> lmfao :lmao

Usually that’s the case for me but it caught up with a vengeance. Like 5 years of missed hangovers in one…

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/33 "2008-09-15T20:42:57Z")

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i have nevr gotten a hangover and ive puked once from drinkin a whole bottle of B.V. in 15 min

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/34 "2008-09-15T21:06:51Z")

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well your young ,your day will come

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**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/35 "2008-09-15T21:45:29Z")

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i drink every weekend practically

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/36 "2008-09-15T21:46:39Z")

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> [@mcflurry](#):
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> i drink every weekend practically

w/e i dont care your gona get hangovers soon enough, i remember my dumbass friend who never drank in highschool, he started drinking finally in college and hes like

DEE DEE DEE singh i dont get hangovers everrrrrrrrr now the dumbass gets them over 2 beers

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**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/37 "2008-09-15T21:49:43Z")

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> [@Singh](#):
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> w/e i dont care your gona get hangovers soon enough, i remember my dumbass friend who never drank in highschool, he started drinking finally in college and hes like
> 
> DEE DEE DEE singh i dont get hangovers everrrrrrrrr now the dumbass gets them over 2 beers

the ONLY time ive had a hangover was when tequila + shot of JD +2 coronas was involved. all i remember is the porcelain god 4 hours later after eating tacobell.

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**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/38 "2008-09-15T21:52:45Z")

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> [@Singh](#):
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> lmaooo u mean orange colored vomit? im sure it didnt taste like oranges, probably tasted like battery acid

It was orange colored too, but at the time…whether if it was cause I had that much jello or I was that drunk, it tasted like orange jello to me.

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**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/39 "2008-09-15T22:22:17Z")

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ahh i guess that makes sense, see my stomach is fucked over i eat so much hot stuff and all that peppers etc its like straight up skin tearing acid everytime

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**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2008, 4:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-just-yacked/238957/40 "2008-09-16T04:48:36Z")

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if you haven’t been to the point where you need over 24 hours to get over a hangover then you haven’t tested your limits and you are a vagina.

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