# I love gggoooolllllddddd!

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [July 13, 2011, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478 "2011-07-13T11:44:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/1 "2011-07-13T11:44:31Z")

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Oh dear god, this brings a major chill to my body. I would commit suicide after this! Holy shit do I feel sorry for this guy.

> **[Police: Woman jailed after cutting off husband's penis](http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/07/13/california.penis.knifing/index.html?hpt=hp_p1&iref=NS1)**
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> A Southern California woman was in jail Wednesday after allegedly drugging her husband, cutting off his penis, throwing it into the garbage disposal and turning it on, Orange County police said.

 ![http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/austin_powers_goldmember.jpg](http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/austin_powers_goldmember.jpg)

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/2 "2011-07-13T11:48:04Z")

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Da fuck?

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/3 "2011-07-13T11:51:01Z")

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**YEAMABU!!!**

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/4 "2011-07-13T11:51:14Z")

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> [@tpgsr](#):
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> Da fuck?

That’s what I said.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/5 "2011-07-13T11:52:42Z")

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LOL JUAT?

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/6 "2011-07-13T11:53:25Z")

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Some people are Fucked in the head!!!

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/7 "2011-07-13T11:56:23Z")

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![http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/epic-fail-gifs-dont-push-the-red-button.gif](http://goofygifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/epic-fail-gifs-dont-push-the-red-button.gif)

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/8 "2011-07-13T11:56:29Z")

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Pot meet kettle

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/9 "2011-07-13T12:00:59Z")

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Yambag, have you lost it? Have you gone to Thunderdome one too many times?

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/10 "2011-07-13T12:05:40Z")

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Did someone forget to post a link or are you really retarded?

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/11 "2011-07-13T12:10:54Z")

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I’m thinking he probably watched a youtube video of some teenage girl blathering about loving gold, then commented here on it but forgot that we weren’t there with him watching the video.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/12 "2011-07-13T12:12:41Z")

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Based on his post I thought it was going to be this:

[http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/07/victim-in-penis-severing-case-recovering-after-surgery.html](http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/07/victim-in-penis-severing-case-recovering-after-surgery.html)

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/13 "2011-07-13T12:13:56Z")

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Dont know how I lost the link on that. It is now back.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/14 "2011-07-13T12:16:35Z")

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LOL… What a guess on my part!

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/15 "2011-07-13T12:17:24Z")

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> [@JayS](#):
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> LOL… What a guess on my part!

👏

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/16 "2011-07-13T12:19:08Z")

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Still lost, what does a “Gold Member” have anything to do with this? One was lopped off, the other lost in a ‘schmelting accident’

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/17 "2011-07-13T12:19:14Z")

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what a cunt

Not only is the guy getting a divorce, but he will never fap again. Sometimes you hit a time in your life when fapping is all you have. This Cunt took that away.

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/18 "2011-07-13T12:25:51Z")

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> [@OfficerK](#):
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> Still lost, what does a “Gold Member” have anything to do with this? One was lopped off, the other lost in a ‘schmelting accident’

lol Really?

:choda:

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**Author:** ![FadetoBlack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fadetoblack/32/6118_2.png) [@FadetoBlack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FadetoBlack)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/19 "2011-07-13T12:26:26Z")

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Channel 4 ran this last night. It made me sick to my stomach. She couldn’t just cut it off? She had to throw it in the mother fucking garbage disposal too? Fucking seriously?

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2011, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-love-gggoooolllllddddd/214478/20 "2011-07-13T12:38:54Z")

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This is pretty much how I felt when reading it.

![http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/294143_o.gif](http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/294143_o.gif)

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