# I missed the birth of my son because... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 22, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214 "2009-10-22T10:44:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/1 "2009-10-22T10:44:05Z")
WTF:beer2::lolham: ![http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-maternity-dad-fail.jpg](http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-maternity-dad-fail.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/2 "2009-10-22T10:45:04Z")
? ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/3 "2009-10-22T10:46:10Z")
Meh, he skipped the boring part. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/4 "2009-10-22T10:48:13Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 10:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/5 "2009-10-22T10:51:38Z")
pics of nurse? ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/6 "2009-10-22T10:59:26Z")
awsome ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/7 "2009-10-22T10:59:33Z")
that would be an epic find… who can find the nurse pics? ---
**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/8 "2009-10-22T11:04:40Z")
He must be a P I M P ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 11:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/9 "2009-10-22T11:07:34Z")
> [@BREETIME](#): > > awsome AWSOME ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 11:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/10 "2009-10-22T11:16:56Z")
what an absolute ZERO. ---
**Author:** ![XJ\_Knight](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xj_knight/32/5419_2.png) [@XJ\_Knight](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/XJ_Knight)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/11 "2009-10-22T11:17:24Z")
Mozilla Fire Fox tells me this is how to spell AW **E** SOME. Sorry had to… Pics of nurse would be helpful 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/12 "2009-10-22T11:17:44Z")
haha pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/13 "2009-10-22T11:34:29Z")
I can’t believe stuff like this actually happens The way this whole situation played out in my head is actually REALLY funny ---
**Author:** ![mechanicalmadness](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mechanicalmadness/32/5022_2.png) [@mechanicalmadness](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mechanicalmadness)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/14 "2009-10-22T19:23:11Z")
I’m sorry but when I read “launched the sexual assault” I laughed my fucking ass off. What a tool though lol. ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/15 "2009-10-22T19:35:03Z")
That’s pretty damn funny! ---
**Author:** ![Muckman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@Muckman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muckman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/16 "2009-10-22T21:06:17Z")
Nurse was a fat dude. ---
**Author:** ![lilJDMbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/liljdmbird/32/5426_2.png) [@lilJDMbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lilJDMbird)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/17 "2009-10-22T21:56:49Z")
i love this so bad. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2009, 11:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-missed-the-birth-of-my-son-because/75214/18 "2009-10-22T23:25:25Z")
Oh it’s ok he was just drunk.