# I nearly kicked her left boob **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 10, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572 "2006-04-10T14:42:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/1 "2006-04-10T14:42:16Z")
I went to the orthodontist today. Soon I won’t have these gosh darn things. Anyway, I get the new lady. You know, the UB Dental school hopeful? She had no idea what she was doing. She puts the wire in by my molar and it doesn’t slide in easily. So she stands up and asserts the “I’m going to make war with your inner cheeks” stance with her plyers, wire, hunter green scrubs, and purple safety goggles. The stance is kind of like half leaned forward, elbows inward towards the stomach, wrists pointed up with the wire and plyers in each hand, respectfully. Simply menacing. SCOOP! The end of the wire goes right into my gum. She goes “OMG I’m sorry I guess I should have shortened it more!” … the orthodontist was like “I guess so!” I got a free tooth brush. It’s worth it as long as I get a free tooth brush. If you want I can take pictures of my free tooth brush. It’s purple and has his name on it. ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 2:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/2 "2006-04-10T14:47:01Z")
I think this is hilarious, haha. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/3 "2006-04-10T14:48:36Z")
well you got a free toothbrush…so why are you complaining… ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/4 "2006-04-10T15:02:05Z")
if you grabbed her boob and got the toothbrush, you’d be in dental heaven man. ---
**Author:** ![73ghia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/8baadc/32.png) [@73ghia](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/73ghia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/5 "2006-04-10T15:21:19Z")
:needpic: ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/6 "2006-04-10T15:22:40Z")
![http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/comic-funeral.gif](http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/comic-funeral.gif) pictures of what ☹ ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/7 "2006-04-10T16:29:22Z")
the toothbrush!!! ---
**Author:** ![nixad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@nixad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nixad)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/8 "2006-04-10T17:09:08Z")
Yea, braces suck. I rember I had the lady leaning full force to get something around my tooth… oo what a pain. I don’t mind those young interns though, one time she was trying to get a angel so she says lean this way I do so and she goes more so I move more then she takes my head and face full of boobies for me 🙂 lol ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/9 "2006-04-10T17:35:12Z")
oh look, the daily “corey bitching about something” thread ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/10 "2006-04-10T17:37:36Z")
lool…i once had a intern straddle me to pull a widsom tooth, hurt like hell, but i was been straddled by a hot 18 year old intern ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/11 "2006-04-10T18:20:14Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > oh look, the daily “corey bitching about something” thread What have I ever done to you? ☹ i’m hurt…disasterously. anyway… we learned to be ~_best friends_~: ![http://static.flickr.com/49/126688600_9ed9fd11a7.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/e/d/ed9f122ae8aea29601dcbf07bb7f7153a5415200.jpeg) but you have to learn how to sneak up on it or it’ll trick you: ![http://static.flickr.com/40/126688599_e182152640.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/4/34accdb1d60cef908df751c2877cfabcbeeb1f0c.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/12 "2006-04-10T18:29:42Z")
i will say it again… i ❤ corey’s posts ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/13 "2006-04-10T19:40:09Z")
haha lol. sorry to hear i use those free tooth brushes to clean the little cracks on my dash in my car that i can’t reach. they work great. ---
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/14 "2006-04-10T19:47:37Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > What have I ever done to you? ☹ i’m hurt…disasterously. haha nothing, these are actually entertaining most of the time. you just have a lot of NYspeed gripes ---
**Author:** ![BubbleSparkxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@BubbleSparkxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BubbleSparkxx)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/15 "2006-04-10T19:49:07Z")
was she hot? ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/16 "2006-04-10T20:12:04Z")
No. She had nappy hair. Like…40 year old blonde nappy hair. in a bob. you know…it kind of just lays there. it bothered me. especially since it was hanging over me and not moving at all. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/17 "2006-04-10T20:15:05Z")
> [@Eclipse\_Girl23](#): > > haha lol. sorry to hear > > i use those free tooth brushes to clean the little cracks on my dash in my car that i can’t reach. they work great. Excuse me, do you know what kind of toothbrush this is? > **Triple Effect Toothbrush** > Our exclusive design with three different types of multiangled bristles cleans between, behind and all around your teeth, helping to remove plaque and fight cavities. It’s practically changed my life! I was starting to get all bummed out lately. You know, Katie going to CBS and Meredith leaving The View. The issue has definitely left me with an empty spot in my heart. My candlelight vigil is nearly out. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![BubbleSparkxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@BubbleSparkxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BubbleSparkxx)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/18 "2006-04-10T20:21:15Z")
i had a larger older russian woman orthodontist when i was in high school. she wasn’t hott by any stretch of the imagination but when she used to rub her enormous rack on my arm as she was fixing my teeth, i’m not gonna lie - I popped wood. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/19 "2006-04-10T20:23:02Z")
did she have pork snausage fingers? Those are the worst. ---
**Author:** ![BubbleSparkxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@BubbleSparkxx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BubbleSparkxx)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/20 "2006-04-10T20:29:03Z")
no - her fingers and hands were rather delicate. You could tell that before she hit middle-age-dom and put on 60 lbs that she was a hottie. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572.md?page=2)