# I nearly kicked her left boob **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 10, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572 "2006-04-10T14:42:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![rskrause](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rskrause/32/7367_2.png) [@rskrause](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rskrause)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/21 "2006-04-11T01:59:22Z")
My dentist in NH before I moved to the People’s Republic of New York had a hygenist who was SUPER HOT WITH BIG BOOBS. She would stick them right in your face when she cleaned your teeth. Man, it was embarassing to be sportin’ wood while getting your teeth cleaned. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/22 "2006-04-28T14:10:49Z")
I’m going to kick this bitch in the uterus now. She didn’t pigtail the end of the wire. So guess what the fuck happened. It slid out. And around. So it’s about a centimeter out on the one side, poking in to my gum. It started earlier this week but I haven’t gotten out of class before 5 all week. So now it’s slid right into my gum. What a waste of time. ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/23 "2006-04-28T14:56:26Z")
When i had braces I got punched in the left side of my face. The wire slid out and planted it self almost through my entire cheek. It was so awesome I almost threw up. ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/24 "2006-04-28T15:24:21Z")
> [@azndc5er](#): > > When i had braces I got punched in the left side of my face. The wire slid out and planted it self almost through my entire cheek. It was so awesome I almost threw up. when i had braces… I RIPPED THEM OFF WITH A FORK. fuck dentist. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/25 "2006-04-28T17:38:20Z")
I just met the head pooba at the office. It was fun. We watched some of teh sabres. ---
**Author:** ![Kattatonik916](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kattatonik916](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kattatonik916)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/26 "2006-04-28T17:45:14Z")
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SH\*T IVE READ IN FOREVER. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/27 "2006-06-19T09:30:14Z")
And so the saga ends. good bye, grillz: ![http://static.flickr.com/52/170568715_be92ec626c.jpg](http://static.flickr.com/52/170568715_be92ec626c.jpg) ![http://static.flickr.com/47/170568713_bd7ccbf85b.jpg](http://static.flickr.com/47/170568713_bd7ccbf85b.jpg) hello polka dotted goodness: ![http://static.flickr.com/59/170568719_7e2364895b.jpg](http://static.flickr.com/59/170568719_7e2364895b.jpg) ![http://static.flickr.com/70/170568717_e81e5e83d4.jpg](http://static.flickr.com/70/170568717_e81e5e83d4.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/28 "2006-06-19T10:03:47Z")
you need your own section of the forum. i have learned to love these friggin’ threads, hell yeah :tup: ---
**Author:** ![krunklestilskin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6a8cbe/32.png) [@krunklestilskin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/krunklestilskin)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2006, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/29 "2006-06-19T10:27:23Z")
one time I punched Minglor in the back of the head, and three (or four?) of his braces popped off. he wasnt ready for the dudestorm I layed on his domepiece. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/30 "2006-10-23T12:18:03Z")
I got my blood taken away today. And this giant did it. He is the meanest man in the world, but he looked so good on that box on mexicorn. He tied the tourniquet super tight. I thought it was a bad S&M porno the way he was manhandling my poor arm. Actually when he was throwing things into the trash receptacle I knew he did not have the magic tough. So he takes the needle, finds my vein and jabs it. Really hard. It wasn’t so much painful as it was surprising. I looked at him with disproval–I sure showed him! All of the other people were good and he had to go and ruin my aura. ☹ You’ll be happy to know that my blood pressure is 102/70. Oh and I always get the PINK bandage kthanxbye. ![http://static.flickr.com/94/277535916_0435ee791d_m.jpg](http://static.flickr.com/94/277535916_0435ee791d_m.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/31 "2006-10-23T12:24:37Z")
> [@krunklestilskin](#): > > one time I punched Minglor in the back of the head, and three (or four?) of his braces popped off. he wasnt ready for the dudestorm I layed on his domepiece. haha True story. Remember the time you hit me in the head with a baseball bat… good times. ---
**Author:** ![thelosthero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/thelosthero/32/4957_2.png) [@thelosthero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/thelosthero)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572/32 "2006-10-23T12:38:29Z")
> [@The\_Russian](#): > > lool…i once had a intern straddle me to pull a widsom tooth, hurt like hell, but i was been straddled by a hot 18 year old intern hah dude thats sounds pretty badass if your gunna be in pain that sounds lalmost like the best possible way to go about it lol 😃 [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-nearly-kicked-her-left-boob/10572.md?page=1)