# I need a new alarm clock. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 16, 2008, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-a-new-alarm-clock/240218 "2008-11-16T09:06:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-a-new-alarm-clock/240218/21 "2008-11-16T14:32:34Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > When I lived at Siena I used to set my computer to blast my iTunes as my alarm clock… In flames playing through my $200 setup at 8am woke me up pretty quick… as well as my room mate… and several people down the hall :rofl perfect 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-a-new-alarm-clock/240218/22 "2008-11-16T14:46:28Z")
> [@Singh](#): > > perfect 🙂 hahah. I had these nerdy ass fags across the hall that used to bitch at me all the time. Fuck them… each time they complained, I raised the volume by 1 db. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-a-new-alarm-clock/240218/23 "2008-11-16T21:02:02Z")
> [@chris88z24](#): > > hahah. I had these nerdy ass fags across the hall that used to bitch at me all the time. Fuck them… each time they complained, I raised the volume by 1 db. :rofl ahah thats even better, then its more noise for u to get ur ass up ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2008, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-a-new-alarm-clock/240218/24 "2008-11-16T22:15:10Z")
> [@Singh](#): > > ahah thats even better, then its more noise for u to get ur ass up Win-win situation, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-a-new-alarm-clock/240218/25 "2008-11-16T22:18:18Z")
i have my surround sound hooked up to my 1958 alarm clock (the kind that the numbers flip to change time/date)… i think its time for a new one ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2008, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-a-new-alarm-clock/240218/26 "2008-11-16T22:57:58Z")
I just set my alarm clock across the room. But I like that bomb refusal one, I’ve never seen that before. What you should do is rig the alarm clock to your bed so when it goes off you have to get out of the bed to disable it. Then if it senses you getting back into bed it either goes back off or triggers the lights in the room to turn on (or anything for that matter, even like lighting a firecracker or turning on the hot water so you have to take a shower before all the hot water is gone, :lol ). Of course it would have to be built so if you tamper with any wires or sensors it goes into alarm. :lol crazy idea I also recommend either an auto setting alarm clock that changes for DST or an Atomic Alarm clock. ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2008, 11:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-a-new-alarm-clock/240218/27 "2008-11-16T23:01:14Z")
or maybe if u get back into bed it unlocks the cage with the siberian tiger inside, and u got torn the fuck up until u get out of bed and into the shower lol srsly get real [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-a-new-alarm-clock/240218.md?page=1)