# I need help and advice for the end of the rest of my life **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 5, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-help-and-advice-for-the-end-of-the-rest-of-my-life/266390 "2013-03-05T12:58:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 11
**Author:** ![blkwgn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@blkwgn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blkwgn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2013, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-help-and-advice-for-the-end-of-the-rest-of-my-life/266390/11 "2013-03-05T14:48:32Z")
> [@New car advice...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-car-advice/51891/108): > > ok I started looking today and all these wedding bands for bitches were like $1200-3000. I just about shit my pants > > Then I heard you are supposed to buy each other like a pretty pricey wedding gift > > What The Holy FUCK? > > We do both agree the most important thing is the honeymoon. I have never traveled to some far off tropical island and our wedding is july 19th 2014. How do you plan that honeymoon (to a far off tropical resort) with things like weather and shit. I’m sure yo u have to book way in advance. WTF happens if it rains, I mean July is hurricane season for a number of places. I also do not want us to get kid napped raped and killed or to have anything like touristas or hostel take place. Sam is the lead role attractive and I do have the look of the loving boyfriend who get brutally killed within the first 5 minutes of the movie and we wouldn’t be traveling with the token black guy so the odds of my dying would be pretty strong SOLUTION: Pay for me to accompany you on your trip as your bodyguard. Just a warning, I will most likely kidnap, rape and kill you and your wife myself. --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-help-and-advice-for-the-end-of-the-rest-of-my-life/266390)._