# I need to **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 17, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534 "2007-09-17T13:48:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/1 "2007-09-17T13:48:37Z")
poop, but I’m at UB and don’t want to. I think i’ll wait till i’m home, but I have a 1.5 hour class… Will I make it? I hope so… I like to poop on the 10th floor of obrain, there is a bathroom there with a locking door, a table and 2 chairs… I assume that bathroom is for meetings as its reserved from 12-2 the sign says but I use it anyways if NEED be which i try not to anyother good spots ////rant 😢 ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 1:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/2 "2007-09-17T13:50:37Z")
BAN. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/3 "2007-09-17T13:51:38Z")
:roll: ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/4 "2007-09-17T13:52:13Z")
jesus, how about you get someone to hold your purse while you poop ---
**Author:** ![ImportMuscle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/importmuscle/32/7615_2.png) [@ImportMuscle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImportMuscle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/5 "2007-09-17T14:24:38Z")
[quote=“66impalass,post:4,topic:35534"”] jesus, how about you get someone to hold your purse while you poop [/quote] seriously, your a man, you shit on command, and non of this namby pamby pussy assed “i dont like to shit in public restrooms” bullshit. If you were a real man, you would be able to shit in a dirty bucket, at noon, in the middle of summer, in times square. /thread ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 5:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/6 "2007-09-17T17:00:42Z")
renzo, renzo, renzo. i thought you were more manly than this. I don’t even hesitate to shit in public. When you gotta go, ya gotta go. Cover the fucking seat with TP for gods sake. ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/7 "2007-09-17T17:04:02Z")
This thread fails on so many levels. While I am not a fan of shitting in public…when duty calls :P, you answer the call wherever u are. I prefer wegmans facilities if I am close as they seem to be always nice and clean but if it came down to it I would crap in the woods and wipe with a leaf if needed. ---
**Author:** ![SubaruDan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/subarudan/32/7195_2.png) [@SubaruDan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SubaruDan)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/8 "2007-09-17T17:29:52Z")
3rd floor Student Union 5th floor Lockwood (but bring a stack of books, don’t ask, you’ll understand when you get there) any of the top floors of NSC ---
**Author:** ![FightinMike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@FightinMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/FightinMike)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/9 "2007-09-17T17:31:56Z")
This brings to mind a story ILC once told me. Where he didnt have the keycard to get into his apt. So he walks a mile across campus, passing at least 200 bathrooms, to get a new card issued. Then walks back across campus, past those same 200+ bathrooms, to shit in his apartment… Gentleman Behold! ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/10 "2007-09-17T18:14:34Z")
hahah yah I have pooped in some pretty weird places, but if there is a nice place to go…i’ll hold out…Wegmans is awesome they have like five different soaps…I’ve pooped in woods, once leaning up on a building when i was drunk, on 93z24’s chest many places…I’d have to say though, the most baller poop I ever saw was at a bills game once. A guy was pooping in the pee troff against the wall ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/11 "2007-09-17T18:18:14Z")
[quote=“Jagermeister,post:2,topic:35534"”] BAN. [/quote] :word: Lame thread, and a man’s only requirement for taking a shit somewhere is there be a shitter. And even that’s negotiable. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/12 "2008-08-18T21:47:05Z")
Apparently an ocean will suffice. ---
**Author:** ![Jared](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jared/32/4976_2.png) [@Jared](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jared)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-need-to/35534/13 "2008-08-19T02:43:58Z")
I feel your pain man, Medaille has a small amount of bathrooms that are nice and private… the worst is when your out at night drinking…