# I no come work today **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 8, 2010, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611 "2010-01-08T06:07:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/1 "2010-01-08T06:07:24Z")
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’ The boss John says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’ Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon…You got nice house’ ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/2 "2010-01-08T06:09:41Z")
wow adam, thats a great joke. :Idiots ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/3 "2010-01-08T06:10:13Z")
![http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii245/fiveoh2go/Calm_down_bro-DWrvfmLVFfKK0S1yir7V.jpg?t=1262927032](http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii245/fiveoh2go/Calm_down_bro-DWrvfmLVFfKK0S1yir7V.jpg?t=1262927032) ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/4 "2010-01-08T06:10:59Z")
photobucket fail! ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/5 "2010-01-08T06:23:03Z")
You Fair ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/6 "2010-01-08T06:26:39Z")
> [@WTB Looking For a New Car within a month or so.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-looking-for-a-new-car-within-a-month-or-so/27804/14): > > photobucket fail! > **[FakeParty.com is for sale | HugeDomains](https://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=fakeparty.com)** > > Choose a memorable domain name. Professional, friendly customer support. Start using your domain right away. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/7 "2010-01-08T06:26:51Z")
> [@FS: 1992 Plymouth Laser RS, Automatic, Runs and Drives CHEAP!!! $300.00](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1992-plymouth-laser-rs-automatic-runs-and-drives-cheap-300-00/27954/13): > > You Fair u mean fail? wow good job! jackass ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/8 "2010-01-08T06:27:38Z")
> [@ninety1two40"](#): > > [http://fakeparty.com/gvbnt.php?q=aHR0cDovL3NoaWZ0NTE4LmdvbS1ob3N0LmNvbS9zaG93dGhyZWFkLnBocD90PTE1MjQ1&hl=3ed](http://fakeparty.com/gvbnt.php?q=aHR0cDovL3NoaWZ0NTE4LmdvbS1ob3N0LmNvbS9zaG93dGhyZWFkLnBocD90PTE1MjQ1&hl=3ed) whoa! how the fuck!!! ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/9 "2010-01-08T06:28:39Z")
Pics work now right? ---
**Author:** ![imported\_ST4TUS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_st4tus/32/6290_2.png) [@imported\_ST4TUS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_ST4TUS)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/10 "2010-01-08T06:28:52Z")
^^lol ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/11 "2010-01-08T06:30:30Z")
i cant rep u, but when i can…mad reps! ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/12 "2010-01-08T06:31:13Z")
> [@Attention whore?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-whore/28123/13): > > i cant rep u, but when i can…mad reps! Thanks man, don’t say I never did anything for ya :lmao ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/13 "2010-01-08T06:35:52Z")
> [@Attention whore?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attention-whore/28123/12): > > u mean fail? > > wow good job! jackass I thought it was a good one. :banghead ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/14 "2010-01-08T07:42:19Z")
lolol ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2010, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/15 "2010-01-08T08:09:54Z")
I was going to rep you when I could for the fail video but now I must reconsider. ---
**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 7:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/16 "2010-01-09T07:58:37Z")
I laughed. :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/17 "2010-01-09T11:05:19Z")
Its not supose to be the end all be all of jokes, I just got a rise out of it and shared ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/18 "2010-01-09T18:37:21Z")
hahaha, i like that joke ---
**Author:** ![freakLS7](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freakls7/32/6298_2.png) [@freakLS7](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/freakLS7)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2010, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-no-come-work-today/249611/19 "2010-01-09T21:13:01Z")
i liked it!!!