# I only wreck when I'm sober
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 15, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081 "2004-12-15T05:34:17Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/21 "2004-12-16T05:46:40Z")
> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> Yeah, I agree, but every accident I’ve ever been involved with I’ve been stone cold sober. Then there are nights I’m not as sober where I drive excellently. Even like last night I was out drifting through rather tight streets, donuts around light poles in parking lots, and weaving through lanes of cars and not even a close call… thats life I guess.
bragging about driving when not sober is great :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/22 "2004-12-16T06:35:26Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> bragging about driving when not sober is great :rolleyes:
I musta missed the part where I was bragging. Please fill me in.
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/23 "2004-12-16T06:40:52Z")
> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> I musta missed the part where I was bragging. Please fill me in.
I quoted it in my 1st reply fucknut
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 6:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/24 "2004-12-16T06:46:40Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> I quoted it in my 1st reply fucknut
Still missing the actual bragging portion. Seems to me a statement of facts.
Brag n.
1. A boast.
2. Arrogant or boastful speech or manner.
3. Something boasted of.
4. A braggart; a boaster.
5. Games. A card game similar to poker.
Boast v. tr.
1. To speak of with excessive pride.
2. To possess or own (a desirable feature): “ [the] capital of a region in the southeast that boasts bountiful coal fields” (US Air).
3. To contain; have.
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/25 "2004-12-16T06:59:02Z")
> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> Still missing the actual bragging portion. Seems to me a statement of facts.
>
> Brag n.
>
> 1. A boast.
> 2. Arrogant or boastful speech or manner.
> 3. Something boasted of.
> 4. A braggart; a boaster.
> 5. Games. A card game similar to poker.
>
> Boast v. tr.
>
> 1. To speak of with excessive pride.
> 2. To possess or own (a desirable feature): “ [the] capital of a region in the southeast that boasts bountiful coal fields” (US Air).
> 3. To contain; have.
I will call it bragging, but either way, I hope something happens to make you realize you are a fucking moron for driving intoxicated. I see too many innocent people get hurt from fucksticks like you driving drunk.
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/26 "2004-12-16T07:11:31Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> I will call it bragging, but either way, I hope something happens to make you realize you are a fucking moron for driving intoxicated. I see too many innocent people get hurt from fucksticks like you driving drunk.
First off, i don’t drink. If you had a beer in the last week, you’d have more than I have all year. Now that you can consider bragging.
In case you missed it, this thread was a bit of ironic sarcasm.
But :shaggy: is considered DUI, so thats the “intoxicated” state you must be referring to. I cant argue that on technicalities but its a hell of a lot different that driving drunk.
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### Author:  [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/27 "2004-12-16T07:39:38Z")
Isnt drinking and driving considered a high contact sport?
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### Author:  [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/28 "2004-12-16T07:41:46Z")
> [@oneslowbowtie](#):
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> Isnt drinking and driving considered a high contact sport?
yes it is.
post of yoru damages of what drinking and driving costs… i bet a few ppl on here are up around 6k or more
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### Author:  [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/29 "2004-12-16T07:42:49Z")
> [@Quik](#):
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> yes it is.
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> post of yoru damages of what drinking and driving costs… i bet a few ppl on here are up around 6k or more
yep I learned my lesson, Ib up around $6000
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/30 "2004-12-16T10:03:26Z")
> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> But :shaggy: is considered DUI, so thats the “intoxicated” state you must be referring to. I cant argue that on technicalities but its a hell of a lot different that driving drunk.
druggies crack me up with their reasonings for doing what they do.
but in the end you will have to either harm yourself or someone else to realize what you are doing, and it’s a shame that it is usually an innocent person who gets the short end of the stick.
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/31 "2004-12-16T10:20:28Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> druggies crack me up with their reasonings for doing what they do.
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> but in the end you will have to either harm yourself or someone else to realize what you are doing, and it’s a shame that it is usually an innocent person who gets the short end of the stick.
Thanks for enlightening us, Mr Perfect. I’m so inspired I’m gonna go build a church.
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### Author:  [@oneslowbowtie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/oneslowbowtie)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/32 "2004-12-16T10:50:41Z")
> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> Thanks for enlightening us, Mr Perfect. I’m so inspired I’m gonna go build a church.
Red Neck Tabernachel ministries
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/33 "2004-12-16T12:18:45Z")
> [@S10Blazed Si](#):
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> Thanks for enlightening us, Mr Perfect.
at least this is correct 😃
I never claimed to be perfect, but getting fucked up and driving is something I have never or will never do.
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### Author:  [@LigonierA1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LigonierA1)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/34 "2004-12-16T12:34:59Z")
Never say never er sumptin’. You damned druggies…
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/35 "2004-12-16T14:37:33Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> druggies crack me up with their reasonings for doing what they do.
>
> but in the end you will have to either harm yourself or someone else to realize what you are doing, and it’s a shame that it is usually an innocent person who gets the short end of the stick.
Your like one of those johovah witness’ that goes around preaching to people, trying to influence your ways :greddy2: 🤣
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### Author:  [@S10Blazed\_Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/S10Blazed_Si)
#### Post date: [December 16, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/36 "2004-12-16T15:47:28Z")
This is all there is to it.
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### Author:  [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2004, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/37 "2004-12-17T07:46:27Z")
> [@SHAG](#):
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> Your like one of those johovah witness’ that goes around preaching to people, trying to influence your ways :greddy2: 🤣
no, but my kids play outside and drive with me and my wife in our car, and it scares me to think that some druggie fucker could hit them because they are messed up and driving. I could care less if people do drugs, but it pisses me off when it affects me.
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### Author:  [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2004, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/38 "2004-12-17T08:00:02Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> no, but my kids play outside and drive with me and my wife in our car, and it scares me to think that some druggie fucker could hit them because they are messed up and driving. I could care less if people do drugs, but it pisses me off when it affects me.
i hate how your big dumb truck puts out pollution in the air. you are affecting me too asshole
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### Author:  [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2004, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/39 "2004-12-17T08:00:57Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> no, but my kids play outside and drive with me and my wife in our car, and it scares me to think that some druggie fucker could hit them because they are messed up and driving. I could care less if people do drugs, but it pisses me off when it affects me.
Watch out for them old people HI on thier meds too…
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### Author:  [@fshowcars](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fshowcars)
#### Post date: [December 17, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-only-wreck-when-im-sober/171081/40 "2004-12-17T08:15:48Z")
> [@77rednecktruck](#):
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> no, but my kids play outside and drive with me and my wife in our car, and it scares me to think that some druggie fucker could hit them because they are messed up and driving. I could care less if people do drugs, but it pisses me off when it affects me.
i’d rather have someone smoke 100 blunts and drive than drink a 1/5 and drive.
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